Overheard at the LSAT

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby downbeat14 » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:00 pm

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby Lying Lawyer » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:19 pm

mr.plum wrote:you know you are seriously sleep deprived when you read the highlighted sentence as:
"No, that's what this huge c*ck is for up front"

oh gawd.. :shock:

rbrown0824 wrote:When Proctor asks if there are any remaining questions, girl raises hand:

Girl: Are you gonna tell us when we have five minutes left?
Proctor: yes, there will be a five minute warning
Girl: Will you also tell us when we have 4 minutes, 3 minutes, 2 minutes, 1 minute and thirty seconds, 1 minute, and thirty seconds left?
Proctor: (looking annoyed) No
Girl: well can you? My friend took it in Setember and said that's what his proctor did.
Proctor: No, that's what this huge clock is for up front

Guy raises hand: You said no mechanical pencils?
Proctor: That's correct
Guy: Well can I borrow one (holds up a fist full of literally 15 mechanical pencils).


I'm more inclined to think that what you are derived of is sex. I gave up alcohol to study for the LSAT, no way in hell I was giving up poon.

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby Danger Zone » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:30 pm

Lying Lawyer wrote:
mr.plum wrote:you know you are seriously sleep deprived when you read the highlighted sentence as:
"No, that's what this huge c*ck is for up front"

oh gawd.. :shock:

rbrown0824 wrote:When Proctor asks if there are any remaining questions, girl raises hand:

Girl: Are you gonna tell us when we have five minutes left?
Proctor: yes, there will be a five minute warning
Girl: Will you also tell us when we have 4 minutes, 3 minutes, 2 minutes, 1 minute and thirty seconds, 1 minute, and thirty seconds left?
Proctor: (looking annoyed) No
Girl: well can you? My friend took it in Setember and said that's what his proctor did.
Proctor: No, that's what this huge clock is for up front

Guy raises hand: You said no mechanical pencils?
Proctor: That's correct
Guy: Well can I borrow one (holds up a fist full of literally 15 mechanical pencils).


I'm more inclined to think that what you are derived of is sex. I gave up alcohol to study for the LSAT, no way in hell I was giving up poon.

What the fuck are you on about?

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby fats provolone » Mon Dec 08, 2014 8:31 pm

NICE TRY

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby foundingfather » Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:50 pm

well this thread sucks now

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby fats provolone » Tue Dec 09, 2014 12:57 pm

foundingfather wrote:well this thread sucks now

nice try

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby LSATneurotic » Tue Dec 09, 2014 1:32 pm

foundingfather wrote:well this thread sucks now

Okay how does it suck?! It's not our fault that we didn't overhear anything hilarious at our TCs. There are like 50% less people taking the LSAT, so the opportunities for humor have no doubt decreased commensurate with the decline in test takers, QED. People like you are what's wrong with the legal profession!

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby pancakes3 » Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:16 pm

To be fair, FF isn't a professional yet.

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby checkers » Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:26 pm

There needs to be a sister thread for shit happening during finals. The schadenfreude would be most welcome right about now.

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby chuckbass » Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:30 pm

checkers wrote:There needs to be a sister thread for shit happening during finals. The schadenfreude would be most welcome right about now.

Go OP one. Chance to make a name for yourself.

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby foundingfather » Tue Dec 09, 2014 2:45 pm

scottidsntknow wrote:
checkers wrote:There needs to be a sister thread for shit happening during finals. The schadenfreude would be most welcome right about now.

Go OP one. Chance to make a name for yourself.


i would tag this thread

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby pancakes3 » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:20 pm

foundingfather wrote:
scottidsntknow wrote:
checkers wrote:There needs to be a sister thread for shit happening during finals. The schadenfreude would be most welcome right about now.

Go OP one. Chance to make a name for yourself.


i would tag this thread

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby checkers » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:40 pm

Eh, every sentence I try to start the OP with makes me sound sadistic, as if I'm hoping for people to freak out or make a scene. Finals really are just three hours of keyboard chatter without a lot of opportunity for lulz, so the format doesn't lend itself as well to stories as the LSAT does. Someone with a better spin on the idea is free to start the thread though.

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby Ron Don Volante » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:49 pm

do it

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby chuckbass » Tue Dec 09, 2014 3:51 pm

Ron Don Volante wrote:do it

Just do it checkers omg

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby foundingfather » Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:10 pm

title: "OVERHEARD AT FINALS"

body: "you know the drill"

boom

you can even quote this if you have to checkers

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby chuckbass » Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:11 pm

foundingfather wrote:title: "OVERHEARD AT FINALS"

body: "you know the drill"

boom

you can even quote this if you have to checkers

See this is perfect. Someone make it before a rando does.

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby foundingfather » Tue Dec 09, 2014 4:19 pm

too slow, checkers

here's the link to the thread Finals thread:

viewtopic.php?f=3&t=240692


hopefully it doesn't die an early death bringing shame to my username

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby thequeen » Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:08 pm

yo guys, I just remembered I only filled in the last 4 digits of my SSN when I was taking the LSAT last week on the biographical forms section of the Scantron.... Do you think this will be an issue?

Or am I misremembering? Did it only ask for the last 4 digits?

My bad to break up this convo and might I add, I lurked during the September thread. the kanye lyrics were ON POINT.

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby Rigo » Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:41 pm

thequeen wrote:yo guys, I just remembered I only filled in the last 4 digits of my SSN when I was taking the LSAT last week on the biographical forms section of the Scantron.... Do you think this will be an issue?

Or am I misremembering? Did it only ask for the last 4 digits?

My bad to break up this convo and might I add, I lurked during the September thread. the kanye lyrics were ON POINT.

Completely wrong thread, but yeah it only wanted last 4.

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby AlexandraHope » Sun Dec 21, 2014 11:46 am

So I haven't taken it yet obviously but here is a funny convo from when I took a timed practice test at school. This was one week before the sept/oct LSAT...

Friend from class: Have you started studying yet?
Me:No, I have about a year before I take the LSAT...just want to see where I'm at before I start. You know? What about you?
Friend from class: With school and everything I'm just so busy so not really, but I have to get on the ball because I take it in December. I was supposed to take it next week. But I changed test dates since I just got my study materials....
*****Scores come back*****
Me: I have a 151...I think thats average right?
Friend from class: I got a 132. I think that's descent. I want to go to Emory.I have enough time where I can study on the weekends and improve to be at 160 some.
Me: :shock:

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby Nebby » Wed Jan 14, 2015 3:09 pm

Tag

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby fats provolone » Wed Jan 14, 2015 3:10 pm

CounselorNebby wrote:Tag

did you take the LSAT at a preschool?

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Re: Overheard at the LSAT

Postby Nebby » Wed Jan 14, 2015 3:14 pm

fats provolone wrote:
CounselorNebby wrote:Tag

did you take the LSAT at a preschool?

180. I'm dead.




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