william wallace wrote:
Ryan Mallett is the very talented quarterback for the University of Arkansas. From what I've heard, he thinks he's a pretty big deal on campus, which he really is.
One day, he walked into a class. He didn't know this, but they were having a test that day. Thus, arrived in class without a scantron.
Then he found out he needed a scantron. Then he stood up very tall and alpha-male like, raised his hands high in the air and looked at the rest of the class. Then he said, and I quote you "Who got a scantron for Ryan Mallett?" very loudly.
I want to take the LSAT again just to do this: Right before we actually start taking the test, I want to stand up and raise my hands in the air and say "Who got a no. 2 pencil for William Wallace?" in a loud voice and tone that is not merely asking, but more of a request that is fully expected to be carried out in a matter of time no less than 0.8 seconds.
cool story hansel
Except he left out the end. Did anyone sacrifice their scantron for this supposed BMOC?
Whoops! Yes, a kind-hearted female student sacrificed one of her extra scantrons for Mr. Mallett. To which he replied "I appreciate ya darlin' " followed by a wink. At least he referred to himself in first person this time.
More detailed description in link below, if intersted/want to feel better about yourself for not being like him. http://www.hogville.net/yabbse/index.php?topic=324519.0