Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby kaiser » Mon May 16, 2011 6:22 pm

The fact that someone said boat shoes seem pretty essential to law school makes me want to drop out of law school. We went on a boat cruise as a weekend social event and some kid wore salmon colored pants and boat shoes. I called up people from back home to tell them how out of my element I was. They wanted to beat me up for even being close to someone with salmon colored pants. Going to law school does not require you to try and become a pretentious douche. I'll admit that many of those types self-select into it. But if you are not one, don't feel pressured to become one.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby Grizz » Mon May 16, 2011 6:27 pm

kaiser wrote:The fact that someone said boat shoes seem pretty essential to law school makes me want to drop out of law school. We went on a boat cruise as a weekend social event and some kid wore salmon colored pants and boat shoes. I called up people from back home to tell them how out of my element I was. They wanted to beat me up for even being close to someone with salmon colored pants. Going to law school does not require you to try and become a pretentious douche. I'll admit that many of those types self-select into it. But if you are not one, don't feel pressured to become one.


As someone who wears salmon pants and boat shoes, fuck you.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby aliarrow » Mon May 16, 2011 6:28 pm

rad law wrote:
kaiser wrote:The fact that someone said boat shoes seem pretty essential to law school makes me want to drop out of law school. We went on a boat cruise as a weekend social event and some kid wore salmon colored pants and boat shoes. I called up people from back home to tell them how out of my element I was. They wanted to beat me up for even being close to someone with salmon colored pants. Going to law school does not require you to try and become a pretentious douche. I'll admit that many of those types self-select into it. But if you are not one, don't feel pressured to become one.


As someone who wears salmon pants and boat shoes, fuck you.


I was waiting for that

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby ahduth » Mon May 16, 2011 6:31 pm

rad law wrote:
kaiser wrote:The fact that someone said boat shoes seem pretty essential to law school makes me want to drop out of law school. We went on a boat cruise as a weekend social event and some kid wore salmon colored pants and boat shoes. I called up people from back home to tell them how out of my element I was. They wanted to beat me up for even being close to someone with salmon colored pants. Going to law school does not require you to try and become a pretentious douche. I'll admit that many of those types self-select into it. But if you are not one, don't feel pressured to become one.


As someone who wears salmon pants and boat shoes, fuck you.


Salmon pants can fly if you're wearing shoes that are actually fashionable. Like... sneakers.

Boat shoes? You might not want to look like a bad joke out of Revenge of the Nerds as you go through life.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby ahduth » Mon May 16, 2011 6:32 pm

I'm now kind of irritated boat shoes entered into this thread.

They belong in no real man's wardrobe, ever.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby Grizz » Mon May 16, 2011 6:33 pm

ahduth wrote:
rad law wrote:
kaiser wrote:The fact that someone said boat shoes seem pretty essential to law school makes me want to drop out of law school. We went on a boat cruise as a weekend social event and some kid wore salmon colored pants and boat shoes. I called up people from back home to tell them how out of my element I was. They wanted to beat me up for even being close to someone with salmon colored pants. Going to law school does not require you to try and become a pretentious douche. I'll admit that many of those types self-select into it. But if you are not one, don't feel pressured to become one.


As someone who wears salmon pants and boat shoes, fuck you.


Salmon pants can fly if you're wearing shoes that are actually fashionable. Like... sneakers.

Boat shoes? You might not want to look like a bad joke out of Revenge of the Nerds as you go through life.


You must not be from the South.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby kaiser » Mon May 16, 2011 6:37 pm

rad law wrote:
ahduth wrote:
rad law wrote:
kaiser wrote:The fact that someone said boat shoes seem pretty essential to law school makes me want to drop out of law school. We went on a boat cruise as a weekend social event and some kid wore salmon colored pants and boat shoes. I called up people from back home to tell them how out of my element I was. They wanted to beat me up for even being close to someone with salmon colored pants. Going to law school does not require you to try and become a pretentious douche. I'll admit that many of those types self-select into it. But if you are not one, don't feel pressured to become one.


As someone who wears salmon pants and boat shoes, fuck you.


Salmon pants can fly if you're wearing shoes that are actually fashionable. Like... sneakers.

Boat shoes? You might not want to look like a bad joke out of Revenge of the Nerds as you go through life.


You must not be from the South.


That I am not. Nor am I from a part of the North where I could go outside with salmon colored pants on and come back with a sense of dignity. But hey, every place is different.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby ahduth » Mon May 16, 2011 6:44 pm

lol, ITT we determine where people should go to school by their ability to stomach wearing boat shoes.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby beachbum » Mon May 16, 2011 6:45 pm

today's outfit: salmon-colored polo, blue shorts, boat shoes. 8)

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby Mike12188 » Mon May 16, 2011 6:46 pm

I don't like boat shoes but some people pull them off. My brother has a few pairs and he lives in NJ so its def not just a south thing, although he wears them very differently. Think GQ lol. A nice pair of skinny jeans (fashionable not emo) and a grey tee.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby Grizz » Mon May 16, 2011 6:49 pm

Today's outfit: duck boots, jeans, monogrammed button-front shirt, polo hat.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby ahduth » Mon May 16, 2011 6:54 pm

rad law wrote:Today's outfit: duck boots, jeans, monogrammed button-front shirt, polo hat.


What exactly are duck boots.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby aliarrow » Mon May 16, 2011 6:54 pm

ahduth wrote:
rad law wrote:Today's outfit: duck boots, jeans, monogrammed button-front shirt, polo hat.


What exactly are duck boots.


http://lmgtfy.com/?q=duck+boots

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby bk1 » Mon May 16, 2011 6:56 pm

aliarrow wrote:http://lmgtfy.com/?q=duck+boots http://Error.com/3ggfdzl


Don't lie, this is what you meant.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby aliarrow » Mon May 16, 2011 6:58 pm

bk1 wrote:
aliarrow wrote:http://lmgtfy.com/?q=duck+boots http://Error.com/3ggfdzl


Don't lie, this is what you meant.


I DIDNT KNOW

(I actually put the lmgtfy at first, changed it, saw the stupid error, then changed it back)

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby ahduth » Mon May 16, 2011 7:00 pm

You missed the point. I don't actually want to know. I just want to know that there are people out there who know what these things are.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby Mike12188 » Mon May 16, 2011 7:02 pm

ahduth wrote:You missed the point. I don't actually want to know. I just want to know that there are people out there who know what these things are.


Are you really going to NYU? If so, You are really going to hate everyone you come in contact with outside the law school :lol:

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby beachbum » Mon May 16, 2011 7:04 pm

Mike12188 wrote:
ahduth wrote:You missed the point. I don't actually want to know. I just want to know that there are people out there who know what these things are.


Are you really going to NYU? If so, you are really going to hate everyone you come in contact with outside the law school :lol:


I just can't believe people wear skinny jeans with boat shoes. That was definitely today's mind-blowing revelation.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby ahduth » Mon May 16, 2011 7:08 pm

Mike12188 wrote:
ahduth wrote:You missed the point. I don't actually want to know. I just want to know that there are people out there who know what these things are.


Are you really going to NYU? If so, You are really going to hate everyone you come in contact with outside the law school :lol:


God, don't remind me. The upshot is that I'll be able to actually interact with clients, because I'm not socially retarded. And no, I'm not going into M&A or anything else where I have to deal with i-bankers.

I just need to figure out a way out to the west coast and jeans and jackets...

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby bk1 » Mon May 16, 2011 7:11 pm

beachbum wrote:I just can't believe people wear skinny jeans with boat shoes. That was definitely today's mind-blowing revelation.


--LinkRemoved--

Apparently the collective wisdom is that not only do men wear that combination, but 100% of women (3 out of 3) think that the combination of boat shoes and skinny jeans on a guy looks cool/supergood/awsome.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby kalvano » Mon May 16, 2011 7:12 pm

rad law wrote:
ahduth wrote:
rad law wrote:
kaiser wrote:The fact that someone said boat shoes seem pretty essential to law school makes me want to drop out of law school. We went on a boat cruise as a weekend social event and some kid wore salmon colored pants and boat shoes. I called up people from back home to tell them how out of my element I was. They wanted to beat me up for even being close to someone with salmon colored pants. Going to law school does not require you to try and become a pretentious douche. I'll admit that many of those types self-select into it. But if you are not one, don't feel pressured to become one.


As someone who wears salmon pants and boat shoes, fuck you.


Salmon pants can fly if you're wearing shoes that are actually fashionable. Like... sneakers.

Boat shoes? You might not want to look like a bad joke out of Revenge of the Nerds as you go through life.


You must not be from the South.



I am. You look silly.



























I still love you for who you are, though.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby kalvano » Mon May 16, 2011 7:14 pm

bk1 wrote:
beachbum wrote:I just can't believe people wear skinny jeans with boat shoes. That was definitely today's mind-blowing revelation.


--LinkRemoved--

Apparently the collective wisdom is that not only do men wear that combination, but 100% of women (3 out of 3) think that the combination of boat shoes and skinny jeans on a guy looks cool/supergood/awsome.



It is physically impossible for skinny jeans to look good on any human being. Might as well divide by zero.

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby Grizz » Mon May 16, 2011 7:16 pm

kalvano wrote:I still love you for who you are, though.


Love you too kal

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby Mike12188 » Mon May 16, 2011 7:25 pm

beachbum wrote:
Mike12188 wrote:
ahduth wrote:You missed the point. I don't actually want to know. I just want to know that there are people out there who know what these things are.


Are you really going to NYU? If so, you are really going to hate everyone you come in contact with outside the law school :lol:


I just can't believe people wear skinny jeans with boat shoes. That was definitely today's mind-blowing revelation.


You need to put down the Brooks Brother catalog and open a GQ :lol:

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Re: Bare essentials for men's law school wardrobe?

Postby aliarrow » Mon May 16, 2011 8:12 pm

kalvano wrote:
bk1 wrote:
beachbum wrote:I just can't believe people wear skinny jeans with boat shoes. That was definitely today's mind-blowing revelation.


--LinkRemoved--

Apparently the collective wisdom is that not only do men wear that combination, but 100% of women (3 out of 3) think that the combination of boat shoes and skinny jeans on a guy looks cool/supergood/awsome.



It is physically impossible for skinny jeans to look good on any human being. Might as well divide by zero.


I think women can sport them pretty well




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