Marionberry wrote:SwollenMonkey wrote:Marionberry wrote:I guess it is possible to rock a goatee without looking like a child molester, it's just that I so rarely see it accomplished. If you can, I applaud you and encourage you to do whatever you like.
How do you associate child molester with someone that wears a goatee?
Without hesitation. Though upon reflection, it's probably more along the lines of date rapist. Keep in mind, though, that I'm not suggesting that you are either of these things. I'm just describing what most of my experience with goatees has been.
Someone tried to rape you and molest you? Hmmm...I hope that wasn't your angle to get into Harvard.