I am going to law school because...

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I am going to law school because

I want to help people
19
7%
I want to defend those who cannot defend themselves
18
6%
I care about the issues of others
22
8%
All of the above
63
22%
I'm greedy and selfish and only care about the money
170
58%
 
Total votes: 292

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby beachbum » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:39 pm

Could be that MW just needs to get laid. Just throwin' it out there.

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby paratactical » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:39 pm

JazzOne wrote:
paratactical wrote:
JazzOne wrote:Would you hit?

No. I never sleep with girls that annoying, unless they're hot and okay with ball gags.

I'd hit, just to shut her up.

Oh, well with a brick, of course!

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby JazzOne » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:43 pm

beachbum wrote:Could be that MW just needs to get laid. Just throwin' it out there.

Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'll take one for the team.

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby JazzOne » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:43 pm

paratactical wrote:
JazzOne wrote:
paratactical wrote:
JazzOne wrote:Would you hit?

No. I never sleep with girls that annoying, unless they're hot and okay with ball gags.

I'd hit, just to shut her up.

Oh, well with a brick, of course!

It's been called a brick before, but I prefer the term bat.

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby MysticalWheel » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:46 pm

paratactical wrote:
beachbum wrote:Well, here we go again.

Do you think she is more or less of a cunt in real life?


Small-penis syndrome? :oops: lol

MW

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby MysticalWheel » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:47 pm

beachbum wrote:
paratactical wrote:
beachbum wrote:Well, here we go again.

Do you think she is more or less of a cunt in real life?


I'm actually legitimately curious. And I really want to know what she looks like. Maybe it's just morbid curiosity on my end, but I think it would explain a lot. Hopefully someone at HCCN finds her out next year.

Don't leave out Stanford.

MW

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby beachbum » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:48 pm

MysticalWheel wrote:
beachbum wrote:
paratactical wrote:
beachbum wrote:Well, here we go again.

Do you think she is more or less of a cunt in real life?


I'm actually legitimately curious. And I really want to know what she looks like. Maybe it's just morbid curiosity on my end, but I think it would explain a lot. Hopefully someone at HCCN finds her out next year.

Don't leave out Stanford.

MW


Nah, your personality excludes you from YS. Your GPA is low for H, but they might bite. CCN is more likely.

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby MysticalWheel » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:49 pm

paratactical wrote:
beachbum wrote:
paratactical wrote:
beachbum wrote:Well, here we go again.

Do you think she is more or less of a cunt in real life?


I'm actually legitimately curious. And I really want to know what she looks like. Maybe it's just morbid curiosity on my end, but I think it would explain a lot. Hopefully someone at HCCN finds her out next year.

Generally the guys who are this awful are either really really attractive and stupid or really really ugly. Given her LSAT, I'm guessing she's an objective 3.

I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

MW

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby MysticalWheel » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:50 pm

beachbum wrote:
MysticalWheel wrote:
beachbum wrote:
paratactical wrote:Do you think she is more or less of a cunt in real life?


I'm actually legitimately curious. And I really want to know what she looks like. Maybe it's just morbid curiosity on my end, but I think it would explain a lot. Hopefully someone at HCCN finds her out next year.

Don't leave out Stanford.

MW


Nah, your personality excludes you from YS. Your GPA is low for H, but they might bite. CCN is more likely.

Yeah, because douches are experts in personality, lol.

MW

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby paratactical » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:51 pm

MysticalWheel wrote:I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

MW

So... you look like a [HI I'M THE WORD FILTER. THIS PERSON MIGHT BE A DICK.]?

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby beachbum » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:51 pm

MysticalWheel wrote:I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

MW

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby JazzOne » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:52 pm

paratactical wrote:
MysticalWheel wrote:I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

MW

So... you look like a [HI I'M THE WORD FILTER. THIS PERSON MIGHT BE A DICK.]?

lol

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby beachbum » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:52 pm

paratactical wrote:
MysticalWheel wrote:I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

MW

So... you look like a [HI I'M THE WORD FILTER. THIS PERSON MIGHT BE A DICK.]?


Image

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby paratactical » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:53 pm

JazzOne wrote:
paratactical wrote:
MysticalWheel wrote:I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

MW

So... you look like a [HI I'M THE WORD FILTER. THIS PERSON MIGHT BE A DICK.]?

lol

See, we've been wrong all along, MW is actually short for Man to Woman.

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby MysticalWheel » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:57 pm

paratactical wrote:
MysticalWheel wrote:I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

MW

So... you look like a [HI I'M THE WORD FILTER. THIS PERSON MIGHT BE A DICK.]?

Lol...but no.

MW

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby JazzOne » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:58 pm

MysticalWheel wrote:I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

ManWoman

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby firemed » Fri Nov 19, 2010 2:58 pm

paratactical wrote:
JazzOne wrote:
paratactical wrote:
MysticalWheel wrote:I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

MW

So... you look like a [HI I'M THE WORD FILTER. THIS PERSON MIGHT BE A DICK.]?

lol

See, we've been wrong all along, MW is actually short for Man to Woman.


:lol:

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby paratactical » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:04 pm

MysticalWheel wrote:
paratactical wrote:
MysticalWheel wrote:I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

ManWoman

So... you look like a [HI I'M THE WORD FILTER. THIS PERSON MIGHT BE A DICK.]?

Lol...but no.

ManWoman

You can use your full name with us.

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby MysticalWheel » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:08 pm

paratactical wrote:
MysticalWheel wrote:
paratactical wrote:
MysticalWheel wrote:I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

ManWoman

So... you look like a [HI I'M THE WORD FILTER. THIS PERSON MIGHT BE A DICK.]?

Lol...but no.

ManWoman

You can use your full name with us.

Small penis syndrome strikes again...

MW

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby joemoviebuff » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:11 pm

I believe paratactical is actually a girl...

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby MysticalWheel » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:14 pm

joemoviebuff wrote:I believe paratactical is actually a girl...

That makes it even worse, lol.

MW

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby Ragged » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:23 pm

I love the poll distrbution. Except where is the "desparately trying to earn the love and respect of my parents" and "hoping it will help me get laid" options?

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby joemoviebuff » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:42 pm

MysticalWheel wrote:I've been called a cross between "Sigourney Weaver and Naomi Watts"- not a perfect 10, but not a 3 either you jerk. And please, don't start posting weird pictures of Sigourney or Watts merged together.

MW



Sorry, I had some time before work and I couldn't help myself.

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby czelede » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:55 pm

MysticalWheel wrote:
joemoviebuff wrote:I believe paratactical is actually a girl...

That makes it even worse, lol.

MW


Why is it worse? Another violation of girl code?

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Re: I am going to law school because...

Postby JazzOne » Fri Nov 19, 2010 3:58 pm

czelede wrote:
MysticalWheel wrote:
joemoviebuff wrote:I believe paratactical is actually a girl...

That makes it even worse, lol.

MW


Why is it worse? Another violation of girl code?

It's worse because it makes it even creepier that Para has a small penis.
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