I am going to law school because... Forum

[paratactical]

*DYING*

I see you've enjoyed several of my posts. Membership in my fan club only requires that you send me your pic. Females recieve special club status if they send me boob pics.

[ResolutePear]

*DYING*

I see you've enjoyed several of my posts. Membership in my fan club only requires that you send me your pic. Females recieve special club status if they send me boob pics.

What status did I get when I sent you a pic of my massive, socially-inepting cock?

[nStiver]

Resolute pear you are the most unique person on this board, damn you crack me up sometimes. To the OP, I have just one question: Are you a fundamentalist christian?

[WhyMista]

I've wanted to be an attorney since I was around the age of 7. I find it interesting, I like the fact that it is something that forces you to constantly adapt, it causes you to be able to think logically about things, I find legal research rather fun because its exceptionally fun to finally understand some legal concept after going over and over it not understanding it, and ding the light goes on. I like the adversarial nature of law, the prestige of being an attorney, the money, and its pretty much been the only thing I ever considered doing.

I still laugh at people who have some overly idealistic view of saving the world blah blah because that almost never happens.

[ResolutePear]

I've wanted to be an attorney since I was around the age of 7. I find it interesting, I like the fact that it is something that forces you to constantly adapt, it causes you to be able to think logically about things, I find legal research rather fun because its exceptionally fun to finally understand some legal concept after going over and over it not understanding it, and ding the light goes on. I like the adversarial nature of law, the prestige of being an attorney, the money, and its pretty much been the only thing I ever considered doing.

I still laugh at people who have some overly idealistic view of saving the world blah blah because that almost never happens.

You just made me killed a chicken.

[MysticalWheel]

This poll is flawed...up the ASS (excuse my French).

MW

[mths]

I don't remember why I went but I no longer feel human.

[bk1]

This poll is flawed...up the ASS (excuse my French).

MW

I find your lack of social skills disturbing.

[paratactical]

This poll is flawed...up the ASS (excuse my French).

MW

What's with the MW?

[MysticalWheel]

This poll is flawed...up the ASS (excuse my French).

MW

I find your lack of social skills disturbing.

I find your auto-troll response amusing.

MW

[paratactical]

Seriously. We can see your username. You don't have to add MW.

[MysticalWheel]

This poll is flawed...up the ASS (excuse my French).

MW

What's with the MW?

The acronym is there partly to reinforce my handle, but mostly to annoy those like bk187 by giving off an arrogant, "holier-than-thou" tone.

MW

[ResolutePear]

This poll is flawed...up the ASS (excuse my French).

MW

I find your lack of social skills disturbing.

I find your auto-troll response amusing.

MW

Look, you're new - we'll cut some slack. Everybody gets one.

That was not a troll.

[paratactical]

The acronym is there partly to reinforce my handle, but mostly to annoy those like bk187 by giving off an arrogant, "holier-than-thou" tone.

MW

Wow. You're a douchecruiseship.

[ResolutePear]

The acronym is there partly to reinforce my handle, but mostly to annoy those like bk187 by giving off an arrogant, "holier-than-thou" tone.

MW

Wow. You're a douchecruiseship.

Douchetugboat.

[paratactical]

The acronym is there partly to reinforce my handle, but mostly to annoy those like bk187 by giving off an arrogant, "holier-than-thou" tone.

MW

Wow. You're a douchecruiseship.

Douchetugboat.

Tugboat could not hold enough douche for that vagina there.

[ResolutePear]

The acronym is there partly to reinforce my handle, but mostly to annoy those like bk187 by giving off an arrogant, "holier-than-thou" tone.

MW

Wow. You're a douchecruiseship.

Douchetugboat.

Tugboat could not hold enough douche for that vagina there.

That's the type of douche you don't want to hold. It's a type you want to tug around 40 feet behind you at all times.

[MysticalWheel]

This poll is flawed...up the ASS (excuse my French).

MW

I find your lack of social skills disturbing.

I find your auto-troll response amusing.

MW

Look, you're new - we'll cut some slack. Everybody gets one.

That was not a troll.

Uh...whether or not it was a troll per se does not change the fact that his/her post was troll-like. Bk187, or whatever his/her name is, randomly responds to posts with snide comments. I'm merely returning the favor .

MW

[MysticalWheel]

The acronym is there partly to reinforce my handle, but mostly to annoy those like bk187 by giving off an arrogant, "holier-than-thou" tone.

MW

Wow. You're a douchecruiseship.

Douchetugboat.

Tugboat could not hold enough douche for that vagina there.

Lol...too bad I'm more or less set to make mince meat out of everyone at Harvard next year, so I can understand the bitterness.

MW

[MysticalWheel]

Wow. You're a douchecruiseship.

Douchetugboat.

Tugboat could not hold enough douche for that vagina there.

That's the type of douche you don't want to hold. It's a type you want to tug around 40 feet behind you at all times.

Shhhh...isn't it time for your nap?

MW

[ResolutePear]

Wow. You're a douchecruiseship.

Douchetugboat.

Tugboat could not hold enough douche for that vagina there.

Lol...too bad I'm more or less set to make mince meat out of everyone at Harvard next year, so I can understand the bitterness.

MW

With a 174+3.8? Really?

[ResolutePear]

Douchetugboat.

Tugboat could not hold enough douche for that vagina there.

That's the type of douche you don't want to hold. It's a type you want to tug around 40 feet behind you at all times.

Shhhh...isn't it time for your nap?

MW

Are you asking me if I want a blowjob?

[firemed]

Lol...too bad I'm more or less set to make mince meat out of everyone at Harvard next year, so I can understand the bitterness.

MW

With a 174+3.8? Really?

+1

To MW: Chill. Seriously. Obtain prescription for THC or one of the popular benzos for anxiety. Take said prescription. You will like us all a lot more, and will think we are a lot funnier, status-post "high." It will also make your rejection from HYS more palatable, just FYI.

[fugitivejammer]

Lol...too bad I'm more or less set to make mince meat out of everyone at Harvard next year, so I can understand the bitterness.

MW

With a 174+3.8? Really?

+1

To MW: Chill. Seriously. Obtain prescription for THC or one of the popular benzos for anxiety. Take said prescription. You will like us all a lot more, and will think we are a lot funnier, status-post "high." It will also make your rejection from HYS more palatable, just FYI.

+1

[3|ink]

This poll is flawed...up the ASS (excuse my French).

MW

This wasn't trolling. This was just plain mean.