Is there time to get laid in law school?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby IAFG » Tue May 11, 2010 5:08 pm

GermX wrote:I think women just put their vaginas on a pedestal way too much.


i just really don't like people breathing and sweating on me.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jmhendri » Tue May 11, 2010 5:09 pm

paratactical wrote:
Joan Hollaway wrote:i think OP should post a pic, BP girls will tell him if he will get laid in LS


I just happen to have one:

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I <3 you....

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby rayiner » Tue May 11, 2010 5:09 pm

GermX wrote:
this sounds made up.


It really isn't. Honestly have you never been to a nightclub before? Especially in Los Angeles, and Swollen Monkey can probably attest to this, just rent a porsche cayman S for a night (I know a guy on Beverly Dr. who gives it to me for like $120, great stuff) and valet park it, come out and buy a bottle, and I swear to you, every [strike]golddigger[/strike] girl will be at you in no time.

And don't tell me, "why would anyone want a girl that just wants you for your money", it's not like I'm marrying them, its just sex, I don't care why she wants me. It's not the means to the end that counts, its the end. lol


Sorry about your tiny pink roadster brah:

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GermX wrote:It's not really different. You're sucking on one and some of them even swallow, and I just don't get it. In your vagina I'll be wearing a condom, etc... I think women just put their vaginas on a pedestal way too much.


Frankly that sounds dangerous just doing it once, much less often enough to be considered "way too much".
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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby TexasDemocrat » Tue May 11, 2010 5:09 pm

jmhendri wrote:he's not banking on looks, he's banking on 400$ Fred Segal shoes and a rented porche and assuming the ladies don't smell homosexual.


Don't forget the bottle.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 5:10 pm

GermX wrote:
this sounds made up.


It really isn't. Honestly have you never been to a nightclub before? Especially in Los Angeles, and Swollen Monkey can probably attest to this, just rent a porsche cayman S for a night (I know a guy on Beverly Dr. who gives it to me for like $120, great stuff) and valet park it, come out and buy a bottle, and I swear to you, every [strike]golddigger[/strike] girl will be at you in no time.

And don't tell me, "why would anyone want a girl that just wants you for your money", it's not like I'm marrying them, its just sex, I don't care why she wants me. It's not the means to the end that counts, its the end. lol

A lot of girls feel this way and I somewhat agree. Besides, wouldn't you be using condoms anyway if you were sleeping with someone that didn't "know you?" Putting something in your mouth (that doesn't exactly leave a stellar aftertaste) is totally different than sticking it up your vagina. Just saying...


It's not really different. You're sucking on one and some of them even swallow, and I just don't get it. In your vagina I'll be wearing a condom, etc... I think women just put their vaginas on a pedestal way too much.


I agree on the cars issue. To get the fast girls, all you need is a fast car. West Hollywood, Los Angeles, and parts of Beverly Hills are filled with a lot of fast girls. Valets are all over the place and sometimes, the perceived owners of the exotic cars are usually renting them for a night or a day. Just to get laid. The main streets to pick up fast girls in West Hollywood are La Cienega, Sunset Blvd, and Hollywood Blvd.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jmhendri » Tue May 11, 2010 5:10 pm

GermX wrote:I think women just put their vaginas on a pedestal way too much.


what decade do you think this is.... if pussy was a stock that shiz plummeted in the 80s.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby TexasDemocrat » Tue May 11, 2010 5:11 pm

SwollenMonkey wrote:
GermX wrote:
this sounds made up.


It really isn't. Honestly have you never been to a nightclub before? Especially in Los Angeles, and Swollen Monkey can probably attest to this, just rent a porsche cayman S for a night (I know a guy on Beverly Dr. who gives it to me for like $120, great stuff) and valet park it, come out and buy a bottle, and I swear to you, every [strike]golddigger[/strike] girl will be at you in no time.

And don't tell me, "why would anyone want a girl that just wants you for your money", it's not like I'm marrying them, its just sex, I don't care why she wants me. It's not the means to the end that counts, its the end. lol

A lot of girls feel this way and I somewhat agree. Besides, wouldn't you be using condoms anyway if you were sleeping with someone that didn't "know you?" Putting something in your mouth (that doesn't exactly leave a stellar aftertaste) is totally different than sticking it up your vagina. Just saying...

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It's not really different. You're sucking on one and some of them even swallow, and I just don't get it. In your vagina I'll be wearing a condom, etc... I think women just put their vaginas on a pedestal way too much.


I agree on the cars issue. To get the fast girls, all you need is a fast car. West Hollywood, Los Angeles, and parts of Beverly Hills are filled with a lot of fast girls. Valets are all over the place and sometimes, the perceived owners of the exotic cars are usually renting them for a night or a day. Just to get laid. The main streets to pick up fast girls in West Hollywood are La Cienega, Sunset Blvd, and Hollywood Blvd.


How many STDs do you people have?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby GermX » Tue May 11, 2010 5:11 pm

That douchebag is holding a smoking hot chick that many of you on here would die to fuck? Seriously, if that's being a douchebag is, count me in. Count me in.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 5:12 pm

TexasDemocrat wrote:
GermX wrote:
this sounds made up.


It really isn't. Honestly have you never been to a nightclub before? Especially in Los Angeles, and Swollen Monkey can probably attest to this, just rent a porsche cayman S for a night (I know a guy on Beverly Dr. who gives it to me for like $120, great stuff) and valet park it, come out and buy a bottle, and I swear to you, every [strike]golddigger[/strike] girl will be at you in no time.

And don't tell me, "why would anyone want a girl that just wants you for your money", it's not like I'm marrying them, its just sex, I don't care why she wants me. It's not the means to the end that counts, its the end. lol

A lot of girls feel this way and I somewhat agree. Besides, wouldn't you be using condoms anyway if you were sleeping with someone that didn't "know you?" Putting something in your mouth (that doesn't exactly leave a stellar aftertaste) is totally different than sticking it up your vagina. Just saying...


It's not really different. You're sucking on one and some of them even swallow, and I just don't get it. In your vagina I'll be wearing a condom, etc... I think women just put their vaginas on a pedestal way too much.


Yes, I put my pussy on a pedestal.


I swallow pussy juice on the first date, and every date after.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby GermX » Tue May 11, 2010 5:12 pm

i just really don't like people breathing and sweating on me.


That only happens when you fuck a fat dude.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jmhendri » Tue May 11, 2010 5:12 pm

ITT: GermX is outed as The Situation

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby TexasDemocrat » Tue May 11, 2010 5:12 pm

SwollenMonkey wrote:
TexasDemocrat wrote:
GermX wrote:
this sounds made up.


It really isn't. Honestly have you never been to a nightclub before? Especially in Los Angeles, and Swollen Monkey can probably attest to this, just rent a porsche cayman S for a night (I know a guy on Beverly Dr. who gives it to me for like $120, great stuff) and valet park it, come out and buy a bottle, and I swear to you, every [strike]golddigger[/strike] girl will be at you in no time.

And don't tell me, "why would anyone want a girl that just wants you for your money", it's not like I'm marrying them, its just sex, I don't care why she wants me. It's not the means to the end that counts, its the end. lol

A lot of girls feel this way and I somewhat agree. Besides, wouldn't you be using condoms anyway if you were sleeping with someone that didn't "know you?" Putting something in your mouth (that doesn't exactly leave a stellar aftertaste) is totally different than sticking it up your vagina. Just saying...


It's not really different. You're sucking on one and some of them even swallow, and I just don't get it. In your vagina I'll be wearing a condom, etc... I think women just put their vaginas on a pedestal way too much.


Yes, I put my pussy on a pedestal.


I swallow pussy juice on the first date, and every date after.


How is it?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby IAFG » Tue May 11, 2010 5:13 pm

GermX wrote:That douchebag is holding a smoking hot chick that many of you on here would die to fuck? Seriously, if that's being a douchebag is, count me in. Count me in.

i think i have enough in my bank account to take home whoever you have.

dunno what i would have her do though... vacuum i guess

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 5:13 pm

TexasDemocrat wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:
GermX wrote:
this sounds made up.


It really isn't. Honestly have you never been to a nightclub before? Especially in Los Angeles, and Swollen Monkey can probably attest to this, just rent a porsche cayman S for a night (I know a guy on Beverly Dr. who gives it to me for like $120, great stuff) and valet park it, come out and buy a bottle, and I swear to you, every [strike]golddigger[/strike] girl will be at you in no time.

And don't tell me, "why would anyone want a girl that just wants you for your money", it's not like I'm marrying them, its just sex, I don't care why she wants me. It's not the means to the end that counts, its the end. lol

A lot of girls feel this way and I somewhat agree. Besides, wouldn't you be using condoms anyway if you were sleeping with someone that didn't "know you?" Putting something in your mouth (that doesn't exactly leave a stellar aftertaste) is totally different than sticking it up your vagina. Just saying...

s
It's not really different. You're sucking on one and some of them even swallow, and I just don't get it. In your vagina I'll be wearing a condom, etc... I think women just put their vaginas on a pedestal way too much.


I agree on the cars issue. To get the fast girls, all you need is a fast car. West Hollywood, Los Angeles, and parts of Beverly Hills are filled with a lot of fast girls. Valets are all over the place and sometimes, the perceived owners of the exotic cars are usually renting them for a night or a day. Just to get laid. The main streets to pick up fast girls in West Hollywood are La Cienega, Sunset Blvd, and Hollywood Blvd.


How many STDs do you people have?

None. I carry condoms all the time. I also make sure that they are not expired. Experience has taught me that you truly never know when you are going to fuck.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 5:13 pm

GermX wrote:That douchebag is holding a smoking hot chick that many of you on here would die to fuck? Seriously, if that's being a douchebag is, count me in. Count me in.

have fun being fat and alone with your speed dial full of escort agencies, germ.

we're still waiting on that pic.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby IAFG » Tue May 11, 2010 5:14 pm

GermX wrote:
i just really don't like people breathing and sweating on me.


That only happens when you fuck a fat dude.

:shock: if you breathe through gills, i actually may have just gotten interested due to my mermaid fetish

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby GermX » Tue May 11, 2010 5:14 pm

Have you been to Beverly Hills? Fat people don't survive here.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 5:14 pm

IAFG wrote:
GermX wrote:That douchebag is holding a smoking hot chick that many of you on here would die to fuck? Seriously, if that's being a douchebag is, count me in. Count me in.

i think i have enough in my bank account to take home whoever you have.

dunno what i would have her do though... vacuum i guess

I'd go for dishes and laundry.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Jackie O » Tue May 11, 2010 5:14 pm

you almost all disgust me

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby kalvano » Tue May 11, 2010 5:16 pm

This thread is actually nowhere near as entertaining as I thought it would be.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 5:16 pm

TexasDemocrat wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:
TexasDemocrat wrote:

Yes, I put my pussy on a pedestal.


I swallow pussy juice on the first date, and every date after.


How is it?

Fantastic! I love it. Thank god for women and pussies!

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby pugalicious » Tue May 11, 2010 5:16 pm

Are GermX and SwollenMonkey the same guy? I would not be surprised at all if Germ invented someone to agree with him...

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby TexasDemocrat » Tue May 11, 2010 5:17 pm

Jackie O wrote:you almost all disgust me


That makes two of us.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 5:17 pm

pugalicious wrote:Are GermX and SwollenMonkey the same guy? I would not be surprised at all if Germ invented someone to agree with him...


survey says probably

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby IAFG » Tue May 11, 2010 5:17 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:
IAFG wrote:
GermX wrote:That douchebag is holding a smoking hot chick that many of you on here would die to fuck? Seriously, if that's being a douchebag is, count me in. Count me in.

i think i have enough in my bank account to take home whoever you have.

dunno what i would have her do though... vacuum i guess

I'd go for dishes and laundry.

maybe use her as a sushi platter and throw a hedonist dinner party?




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