Is there time to get laid in law school?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:37 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:If GermX weren't such a fucking idiot, I would be posting pics of myself right now, but I just can't give him the satisfaction. Also, APNS, thank you for pointing out how fucking ridiculous his comparison post was. I can't handle this anymore. :lol:


Post'em for me. I wanna see.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Fast_Fingers » Tue May 11, 2010 4:38 pm

GermX wrote:This thread has covered a wide variety of topics for law students. IMO it is sticky. And pierced.


FTFY

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby D. H2Oman » Tue May 11, 2010 4:38 pm

IAFG wrote:
GermX wrote:0. There is absolutely no way someone living in America is a virgin, unless his dick is crippled.

:lol:

poor fake panda



lol, ouch.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 4:38 pm

SwollenMonkey wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:If GermX weren't such a fucking idiot, I would be posting pics of myself right now, but I just can't give him the satisfaction. Also, APNS, thank you for pointing out how fucking ridiculous his comparison post was. I can't handle this anymore. :lol:


Post'em for me. I wanna see.

Nah, I only picwhore in 1 thread.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue May 11, 2010 4:39 pm

GermX wrote:
If GermX weren't such a fucking idiot, I would be posting pics of myself right now, but I just can't give him the satisfaction. Also, APNS, thank you for pointing out how fucking ridiculous his comparison post was. I can't handle this anymore.


I guess I need to clarify. The post was ridiculous (the comparison) purposefully--sarcasm 101. I'm sure you look good with those piercings.

Why is the bag going on your head dude? Oh god your into like sexual suffocation aren't you


I don't want to open my eyes and realize I'm banging a fat chick. Bag on my head is the only recourse.


"What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you, though."

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby D. H2Oman » Tue May 11, 2010 4:39 pm

SwollenMonkey wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:If GermX weren't such a fucking idiot, I would be posting pics of myself right now, but I just can't give him the satisfaction. Also, APNS, thank you for pointing out how fucking ridiculous his comparison post was. I can't handle this anymore. :lol:


Post'em for me. I wanna see.



She's cute









for a girl with a nose girl

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:39 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:If GermX weren't such a fucking idiot, I would be posting pics of myself right now, but I just can't give him the satisfaction. Also, APNS, thank you for pointing out how fucking ridiculous his comparison post was. I can't handle this anymore. :lol:


Post'em for me. I wanna see.

Nah, I only picwhore in 1 thread.


What thread is that? Link me.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby GermX » Tue May 11, 2010 4:39 pm

:mrgreen: We're all excited to see nude pix.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jmhendri » Tue May 11, 2010 4:40 pm

aaahhhhh.... he's not a virgin, and probably not gay. Just really really tacky.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue May 11, 2010 4:40 pm

D. H2Oman wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:If GermX weren't such a fucking idiot, I would be posting pics of myself right now, but I just can't give him the satisfaction. Also, APNS, thank you for pointing out how fucking ridiculous his comparison post was. I can't handle this anymore. :lol:


Post'em for me. I wanna see.



She's cute








for a girl with a nose girl


I prefer my girls with noses, but that's just me.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 4:40 pm

D. H2Oman wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:If GermX weren't such a fucking idiot, I would be posting pics of myself right now, but I just can't give him the satisfaction. Also, APNS, thank you for pointing out how fucking ridiculous his comparison post was. I can't handle this anymore. :lol:


Post'em for me. I wanna see.



She's cute









for a girl with a nose girl

Oh Waterman, you can't even neg correctly.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:40 pm

D. H2Oman wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:If GermX weren't such a fucking idiot, I would be posting pics of myself right now, but I just can't give him the satisfaction. Also, APNS, thank you for pointing out how fucking ridiculous his comparison post was. I can't handle this anymore. :lol:


Post'em for me. I wanna see.

She's cute
for a girl with a nose girl


Hmmmm....show me!

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby D. H2Oman » Tue May 11, 2010 4:41 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:Oh Waterman, you can't even neg correctly.



lol, god fucking dammit

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:41 pm

mdallavis wrote:
D. H2Oman wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:If GermX weren't such a fucking idiot, I would be posting pics of myself right now, but I just can't give him the satisfaction. Also, APNS, thank you for pointing out how fucking ridiculous his comparison post was. I can't handle this anymore. :lol:


Post'em for me. I wanna see.



She's cute








for a girl with a nose girl


I prefer my girls with noses, but that's just me.


Funniest typo ever! Diddo on the noses!

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby APimpNamedSlickback » Tue May 11, 2010 4:41 pm

GermX wrote:
I don't want to open my eyes and realize I'm banging a fat chick. Bag on my head is the only recourse.


er, you realize that your body makes contact with the girl's body during sex, don't you?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue May 11, 2010 4:42 pm

APimpNamedSlickback wrote:
GermX wrote:
I don't want to open my eyes and realize I'm banging a fat chick. Bag on my head is the only recourse.


er, you realize that your body makes contact with the girl's body during sex, don't you?


He pretends he's having sex [strike]on[/strike] with a bean bag.
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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby D. H2Oman » Tue May 11, 2010 4:43 pm

APimpNamedSlickback wrote:
GermX wrote:
I don't want to open my eyes and realize I'm banging a fat chick. Bag on my head is the only recourse.


er, you realize that your body makes contact with the girl's body during sex, don't you?



ummmmm, not if you're Kronk dude.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby pugalicious » Tue May 11, 2010 4:43 pm

APimpNamedSlickback wrote:
GermX wrote:
I don't want to open my eyes and realize I'm banging a fat chick. Bag on my head is the only recourse.


er, you realize that your body makes contact with the girl's body during sex, don't you?


I think he might be doing it from behind. I mean, fat or skinny, she probably doesn't want to see his face anyway.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby IAFG » Tue May 11, 2010 4:43 pm

D. H2Oman wrote:
IAFG wrote:
GermX wrote:0. There is absolutely no way someone living in America is a virgin, unless his dick is crippled.

:lol:

poor fake panda



lol, ouch.

to be fair i would be a virgin if i weren't such a failure

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 4:44 pm

I'm just waiting for a random lurker to go "Oh, I have pics of Holly!" like when nygrrl posted.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:44 pm

APimpNamedSlickback wrote:
GermX wrote:
I don't want to open my eyes and realize I'm banging a fat chick. Bag on my head is the only recourse.


er, you realize that your body makes contact with the girl's body during sex, don't you?


Dude, instead of a bag, just get really drunk and make sure the room is dark. Once you're in it, those few rolls won't really get in the way. After you're done, you can proudly claim that you rolled a fatty.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:45 pm

mdallavis wrote:
APimpNamedSlickback wrote:
GermX wrote:
I don't want to open my eyes and realize I'm banging a fat chick. Bag on my head is the only recourse.


er, you realize that your body makes contact with the girl's body during sex, don't you?


He pretends he's having sex [strike]on[/strike] with a bean bag.


OMG! Talk about a fucking rash. Use Vaseline and it's all good.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby APimpNamedSlickback » Tue May 11, 2010 4:45 pm

D. H2Oman wrote:
APimpNamedSlickback wrote:
GermX wrote:
I don't want to open my eyes and realize I'm banging a fat chick. Bag on my head is the only recourse.


er, you realize that your body makes contact with the girl's body during sex, don't you?



ummmmm, not if you're Kronk dude.


unless he were a psychopath, then he would and shed just cry all the time

wait....

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby GermX » Tue May 11, 2010 4:47 pm

Would you guys rather have sex with 50 different super models (Victoria secret level) for the rest of your lives, but never make more than 50k per year, or graduate law school with a $3,000,000 a year confirmed big law job that has a lot of traveling to exotic locations and 20 hour work weeks?

er, you realize that your body makes contact with the girl's body during sex, don't you?


So? I mean, do I really have to say it...pink taco is pink taco man, it doesn't make a difference in the end just put the bag on your head and imagine its jessica alba down there. Yes, down there. Do not let her go on top.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby paratactical » Tue May 11, 2010 4:48 pm

GermX wrote:
er, you realize that your body makes contact with the girl's body during sex, don't you?


So? I mean, do I really have to say it...pink taco is pink taco man, it doesn't make a difference in the end just put the bag on your head and imagine its jessica alba down there. Yes, down there. Do not let her go on top.


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