Is there time to get laid in law school?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby pugalicious » Tue May 11, 2010 4:11 pm

nyknicks wrote:1) Theory: GermX is the alt for Sourpunch

2) Getting laid in law school depends on three factors. A) proximity to tanning salon B) will power to stay away from carbs C) fashion sense. All of these factors in combination create a perfect storm of lay-ability. The closer the tanning salon, the less travel, the more time you can spend courting/making sweet love. Staying away from carbs=6 pack abs, less time needed for courting. Fashion sense, again, attracts the ladies quicker.


I wasn't aware that there was a law school on the Jersey Shore.

Edit: dammit, beaten to it.
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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby GermX » Tue May 11, 2010 4:12 pm

theory: nyknicks gets girls that looks like this


I wonder if that's supposed to be a compliment. lol

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby D. H2Oman » Tue May 11, 2010 4:13 pm

Theory: GermX got a cock piercing which he now regrets, so he is lashing out.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 4:13 pm

APimpNamedSlickback wrote:i would never date, but would still hook up with, a girl with tattoos. i am also not a fan of piercings beyond the ears.

:? My tattoo is nearly invisible?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby APimpNamedSlickback » Tue May 11, 2010 4:14 pm

jayn3 wrote:
GermX wrote:Besides, if you have tattoos and piercings all over your face, there is no way you're getting hired during OCI.

i would never date, but would still hook up with, a girl with tattoos. i am also not a fan of piercings beyond the ears.


That's what I'm saying. And they hate me for it.


so you fuck them but aren't attracted to them? twisted, bro.


i dont mean to be taking germx's side here or anything. but this is more an issue with having a dating preference for a certain sort of girl. however i am far less picky about who id take back to my place on a friday night than about who id like to be seen with constantly.

we all have little things we care about, i dont see any use in arguing about them.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 4:15 pm

paratactical wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:lulz, yeah, that tiny diamond stud I have in my nose makes me look like a "gothic suicider."


And all the peircings I had in my eyebrows and lips totally left huge gaping holes in my face. It's totally impossible to take them out and let them heal and totally impossible to take them out while at work.

All of this shit is hilarious to me, especially because even the partners at my firm and my family that hates piercings like my lip and nose studs.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 4:15 pm

I just think it's ridiculous to say that a girl with a tiny nose ring can never look classy.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 4:16 pm

GermX wrote:
theory: nyknicks gets girls that looks like this


I wonder if that's supposed to be a compliment. lol

no germ, no it is not.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby GermX » Tue May 11, 2010 4:16 pm

Theory: GermX got a cock piercing which he now regrets, so he is lashing out.


You're familiar with my cock piercing, aren't you waterman? lol.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby holborn » Tue May 11, 2010 4:18 pm

APimpNamedSlickback wrote:i dont mean to be taking germx's side here or anything. but this is more an issue with having a dating preference for a certain sort of girl. however i am far less picky about who id take back to my place on a friday night than about who id like to be seen with constantly.

we all have little things we care about, i dont see any use in arguing about them.


times are changing. its not just punk counter-culture people who have tattoos now. there are plenty of classy women who you would never associate with piercings/tattoos that have them.
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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Fast_Fingers » Tue May 11, 2010 4:18 pm

To bring this thread back around (there's a separate topic regarding tattoos in the Off Topic forum IIRC).

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ns ... 58239.html

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 4:19 pm

julesm2200 wrote:
APimpNamedSlickback wrote:i dont mean to be taking germx's side here or anything. but this is more an issue with having a dating preference for a certain sort of girl. however i am far less picky about who id take back to my place on a friday night than about who id like to be seen with constantly.

we all have little things we care about, i dont see any use in arguing about them.


times are changing. its not just punk counter-culture people who have tattoos now. there are plenty of classy women who you would never associate with piercings/tattoos that have them.


truth

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:20 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:lulz, yeah, that tiny diamond stud I have in my nose makes me look like a "gothic suicider."



I <3 you!

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby nyknicks » Tue May 11, 2010 4:21 pm

I genuinly believe this is an important thread and do not mean to derail it. However, I have long held a theory of MEAN penis size vs. t14 law school. While I am working on an article that covers this subject matter I thought that this might be a good thread to recieve input. Before giving my own reasons I would like to share my (working) order and ask for any opinions and/or anecdotes to help:

largest to smallest

Y0ALE/UVA/NU/MICH/CHICAGO/GEORGETOWN/PENN/HARVARD?COLUMBIA/STANFORD/NYU/BOALT/DUKE/CO0RNELL

Thank you in advance for any input.
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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jmhendri » Tue May 11, 2010 4:22 pm

Fast_Fingers wrote:To bring this thread back around (there's a separate topic regarding tattoos in the Off Topic forum IIRC).

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ns ... 58239.html


Interesting tactic. I'd worry about this woman's discretion though...

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue May 11, 2010 4:22 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:lulz, yeah, that tiny diamond stud I have in my nose makes me look like a "gothic suicider."


There's a hotline you can call for that, Holly.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:22 pm

Fast_Fingers wrote:To bring this thread back around (there's a separate topic regarding tattoos in the Off Topic forum IIRC).

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ns ... 58239.html


Damn, I'd be all over that geek and shoot it in her face.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby pugalicious » Tue May 11, 2010 4:22 pm

julesm2200 wrote:times are changing. its not just punk counter-culture people who have tattoos now. there are plenty of classy women who you would never associate with piercings/tattoos that have them.


Yes...but isn't that because they went through a "punk/counter-culture" phase and are now stuck with a permanent marking due to that?

Some tattoos can be classy. The vast majority are not, though. Same with piercings.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:23 pm

mdallavis wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:lulz, yeah, that tiny diamond stud I have in my nose makes me look like a "gothic suicider."


There's a hotline you can call for that, Holly.


My cell is the hotline.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue May 11, 2010 4:23 pm

jmhendri wrote:
Fast_Fingers wrote:To bring this thread back around (there's a separate topic regarding tattoos in the Off Topic forum IIRC).

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/ns ... 58239.html


Interesting tactic. I'd worry about this woman's discretion though...


She wears Uggs? That's a deal breaker for me. You can pierce and tattoo whatever you want, but those are just awful.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby D. H2Oman » Tue May 11, 2010 4:23 pm

nyknicks wrote:I genuinly believe this is an important thread and do not mean to derail it. However, I have long held a theory of MEAN penis size vs. t14 law school. While I am working on an article that covers this subject matter I thought that this might be a good thread to recieve input. Before giving my own reasons I would like to share my (working) order and ask for any opinions and/or anedoctes to help.

From largest to smallest:

YALE/UVA/NU/MICH/CHICAGO/GEORGETOWN/PENN/HARVARD?COLUMBIA/STANFORD/NYU/BOALT/DUKE/CO0RNELL

Thank you in advance for any input.


I have inside info that tells me that you are severely under ranking BOALT.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby APimpNamedSlickback » Tue May 11, 2010 4:24 pm

nyknicks wrote:I genuinly believe this is an important thread and do not mean to derail it. However, I have long held a theory of MEAN penis size vs. t14 law school. While I am working on an article that covers this subject matter I thought that this might be a good thread to recieve input. Before giving my own reasons I would like to share my (working) order and ask for any opinions and/or anedoctes to help.

From largest to smallest:

YALE/UVA/NU/MICH/CHICAGO/GEORGETOWN/PENN/HARVARD?COLUMBIA/STANFORD/NYU/BOALT/DUKE/CO0RNELL

Thank you in advance for any input.


i dont know about median, but the fact that i am enrolling in one of the above next year certainly has to change your calculus in a fundamental way bro. my presence alone could pull a school of Vietnamese dwarfs to the very top of this ranking homie

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue May 11, 2010 4:24 pm

D. H2Oman wrote:
nyknicks wrote:I genuinly believe this is an important thread and do not mean to derail it. However, I have long held a theory of MEAN penis size vs. t14 law school. While I am working on an article that covers this subject matter I thought that this might be a good thread to recieve input. Before giving my own reasons I would like to share my (working) order and ask for any opinions and/or anedoctes to help.

From largest to smallest:

YALE/UVA/NU/MICH/CHICAGO/GEORGETOWN/PENN/HARVARD?COLUMBIA/STANFORD/NYU/BOALT/DUKE/CO0RNELL

Thank you in advance for any input.


I have inside info that tells me that you are severely under ranking BOALT.


How deep is this inside info, H2O?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby APimpNamedSlickback » Tue May 11, 2010 4:25 pm

mdallavis wrote:
D. H2Oman wrote:
nyknicks wrote:I genuinly believe this is an important thread and do not mean to derail it. However, I have long held a theory of MEAN penis size vs. t14 law school. While I am working on an article that covers this subject matter I thought that this might be a good thread to recieve input. Before giving my own reasons I would like to share my (working) order and ask for any opinions and/or anedoctes to help.

From largest to smallest:

YALE/UVA/NU/MICH/CHICAGO/GEORGETOWN/PENN/HARVARD?COLUMBIA/STANFORD/NYU/BOALT/DUKE/CO0RNELL

Thank you in advance for any input.


I have inside info that tells me that you are severely under ranking BOALT.


How deep is this inside info, H2O?


deep.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby holborn » Tue May 11, 2010 4:25 pm

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