Is there time to get laid in law school?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby paratactical » Tue May 11, 2010 3:59 pm

jayn3 wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:
paratactical wrote:
You should probably fuck him since he warned you.


LOL! Yah, do it!


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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby GermX » Tue May 11, 2010 3:59 pm

I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 4:00 pm

thanks, my b

and germ: there is such a thing as a classy tattoo. but the kind of girls you probably get, i'm gonna go ahead and guess you've never seen one.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby paratactical » Tue May 11, 2010 4:01 pm

GermX wrote:I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.


Those are the two trashiest piercings, you idiot.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue May 11, 2010 4:01 pm

Slayer and AC/DC do not make for classy.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:01 pm

GermX wrote:I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.


So girls with art and piercings are automatically not classy nor sexy according to your definition?

One can be classy with piercings and tattoos.

Sexy is subjective, but classiness cannot adequately be judged on piercings and tattoos alone.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 4:03 pm

:lol:

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:03 pm

paratactical wrote:
GermX wrote:I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.


Those are the two trashiest piercings, you idiot.


Weren't the two of you gonna fuck a little while ago?

+1 for the trashiest and idiot comment!

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue May 11, 2010 4:04 pm

GermX wrote:I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.


How can tongue and belly button rings be hot if you don't find ANY piercings attractive?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 4:04 pm

SwollenMonkey wrote:
paratactical wrote:
GermX wrote:I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.


Those are the two trashiest piercings, you idiot.


Weren't the two of you gonna fuck a little while ago?

+1 for the trashiest and idiot comment!

can't you just feel the tension?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 4:04 pm

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GermX wrote:I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.


How can tongue and belly button rings be hot if you don't find ANY piercings attractive?

Just nod and smile.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby paratactical » Tue May 11, 2010 4:05 pm

SwollenMonkey wrote:
paratactical wrote:
GermX wrote:I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.


Those are the two trashiest piercings, you idiot.


Weren't the two of you gonna fuck a little while ago?

+1 for the trashiest and idiot comment!


No. Not him and me. I suggested that someone else should fuck him. You're not so good at that reading thing, huh?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:05 pm

mdallavis wrote:
GermX wrote:I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.


How can tongue and belly button rings be hot if you don't find ANY piercings attractive?


He tried to qualify his comment with the word "Although".
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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Tue May 11, 2010 4:06 pm

paratactical wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:
paratactical wrote:
GermX wrote:I personally have never been and will never be attracted to a girl with piercings, let alone tattoos. I like classy and sexy. Although, the tongue and belly button rings are hot.


Those are the two trashiest piercings, you idiot.


Weren't the two of you gonna fuck a little while ago?

+1 for the trashiest and idiot comment!


No. Not him and me. I suggested that someone else should fuck him. You're not so good at that reading thing, huh?


I'm not good with reading about relationships. Reading, I can handle. :P

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby nyknicks » Tue May 11, 2010 4:06 pm

1) Theory: GermX is the alt for Sourpunch

2) Getting laid in law school depends on three factors. A) proximity to tanning salon B) will power to stay away from carbs C) fashion sense. All of these factors in combination create a perfect storm of lay-ability. The closer the tanning salon, the less travel, the more time you can spend courting/making sweet love. Staying away from carbs=6 pack abs, less time needed for courting. Fashion sense, again, attracts the ladies quicker. If you have all three of these factors working in your favor you will still have time to study and make law review while being laid plenty. I do not have time to go into detail or I would make a guide to getting laid in law school. However, there are shortcuts to these things. Spray tanning, "uppers" (does not have to be cocaine, adderol works wonders in supressing appetite and keeping you thin), and gay best friend whom you can borrow clothes from. Good luck to my fellow vaGunners. May the grades be high and the ass plentifiul.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby GermX » Tue May 11, 2010 4:08 pm

Piercings themselves aren't the ugly part, its where you put them. Belly button + tongue= nobody sees them, in general, until she's either: a) in a bikini. b) having sex with you. In which case, stop being classy and start getting dirty=D.

On the other hand, if she has one under her chin, or on her nose, or eyebrow, etc..., its there all the time and all she looks like is a gothic suicider. Just saying.

As for tattoos, the only one I approve of is the tramp stamp.
*Runs*!!!

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby APimpNamedSlickback » Tue May 11, 2010 4:08 pm

i would never date, but would still hook up with, a girl with tattoos. i am also not a fan of piercings beyond the ears.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby GermX » Tue May 11, 2010 4:09 pm

Besides, if you have tattoos and piercings all over your face, there is no way you're getting hired during OCI.

i would never date, but would still hook up with, a girl with tattoos. i am also not a fan of piercings beyond the ears.


That's what I'm saying. And they hate me for it.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby holborn » Tue May 11, 2010 4:09 pm

nyknicks wrote:1) Theory: GermX is the alt for Sourpunch

2) Getting laid in law school depends on three factors. A) proximity to tanning salon B) will power to stay away from carbs C) fashion sense. All of these factors in combination create a perfect storm of lay-ability. The closer the tanning salon, the less travel, the more time you can spend courting/making sweet love. Staying away from carbs=6 pack abs, less time needed for courting. Fashion sense, again, attracts the ladies quicker. If you have all three of these factors working in your favor you will still have time to study and make law review while being laid plenty. I do not have time to go into detail or I would make a guide to getting laid in law school. However, there are shortcuts to these things. Spray tanning, "uppers" (does not have to be cocaine, adderol works wonders in supressing appetite and keeping you thin), and gay best friend whom you can borrow clothes from. Good luck to my fellow vaGunners. May the grades be high and the ass plentifiul.


wait really? unless youre going to Rutgers, I dont think many girls find a guy who goes to a tanning salon fuckable.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby paratactical » Tue May 11, 2010 4:10 pm

GermX wrote:Piercings themselves aren't the ugly part, its where you put them. Belly button + tongue= nobody sees them, in general, until she's either: a) in a bikini. b) having sex with you. In which case, stop being classy and start getting dirty=D.

On the other hand, if she has one under her chin, or on her nose, or eyebrow, etc..., its there all the time and all she looks like is a gothic suicider. Just saying.

As for tattoos, the only one I approve of is the tramp stamp.
*Runs*!!!

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 4:10 pm

nyknicks wrote:1) Theory: GermX is the alt for Sourpunch

2) Getting laid in law school depends on three factors. A) proximity to tanning salon B) will power to stay away from carbs C) fashion sense. All of these factors in combination create a perfect storm of lay-ability. The closer the tanning salon, the less travel, the more time you can spend courting/making sweet love. Staying away from carbs=6 pack abs, less time needed for courting. Fashion sense, again, attracts the ladies quicker. If you have all three of these factors working in your favor you will still have time to study and make law review while being laid plenty. I do not have time to go into detail or I would make a guide to getting laid in law school. However, there are shortcuts to these things. Spray tanning, "uppers" (does not have to be cocaine, adderol works wonders in supressing appetite and keeping you thin), and gay best friend whom you can borrow clothes from. Good luck to my fellow vaGunners. May the grades be high and the ass plentifiul.


theory: nyknicks gets girls that looks like this
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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 4:10 pm

lulz, yeah, that tiny diamond stud I have in my nose makes me look like a "gothic suicider."

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 4:11 pm

GermX wrote:Besides, if you have tattoos and piercings all over your face, there is no way you're getting hired during OCI.

i would never date, but would still hook up with, a girl with tattoos. i am also not a fan of piercings beyond the ears.


That's what I'm saying. And they hate me for it.

Because I don't take my nose and lip rings out for work???

The idiocy here is astounding.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 4:11 pm

GermX wrote:Besides, if you have tattoos and piercings all over your face, there is no way you're getting hired during OCI.

i would never date, but would still hook up with, a girl with tattoos. i am also not a fan of piercings beyond the ears.


That's what I'm saying. And they hate me for it.


so you fuck them but aren't attracted to them? twisted, bro.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby paratactical » Tue May 11, 2010 4:11 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:lulz, yeah, that tiny diamond stud I have in my nose makes me look like a "gothic suicider."


And all the peircings I had in my eyebrows and lips totally left huge gaping holes in my face. It's totally impossible to take them out and let them heal and totally impossible to take them out while at work.




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