Is there time to get laid in law school?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby paratactical » Tue May 11, 2010 2:41 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:
paratactical wrote:
rayiner wrote:Zomg I saw a baaaby in the atrium the other day! It was so cute.


LADIES! STEP RIGHT UP!

Right here we've got a bonafide law school student (no waiting for acceptances here). Who not only will be employed this summer, but wants a wife and BABIES!!! C"MON DOWN! A DEAL THIS FINE WON'T LAST FOREVER!

Umm, Ray is mine. This has been established. hth


Are you committed to babies?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 2:42 pm

rayiner wrote:I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

Our marriage will be even less work than a gf, because I'm the opposite of needy. :wink:

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue May 11, 2010 2:42 pm

[quote="jmhendri

me too, now if only most male LS profs that I've seen weren't old and grotesque...[/quote]

Just close your eyes. I'm sure the benefits outweigh the drawbacks.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 2:42 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:
paratactical wrote:
rayiner wrote:Zomg I saw a baaaby in the atrium the other day! It was so cute.


LADIES! STEP RIGHT UP!

Right here we've got a bonafide law school student (no waiting for acceptances here). Who not only will be employed this summer, but wants a wife and BABIES!!! C"MON DOWN! A DEAL THIS FINE WON'T LAST FOREVER!

Umm, Ray is mine. This has been established. hth


please, i could take you

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 2:43 pm

paratactical wrote:Are you committed to babies?

If we can adopt and have a full-time nanny.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Fast_Fingers » Tue May 11, 2010 2:43 pm

NU_Jet55 wrote:Link?


Link.

And anyone see the movie Babies yet? I'm wondering how nauseatingly cute it is so I can be happy still being a bachelor.

By the way, I want a 3 way catfight between Holly, jayn, and para for baby-loving Ray.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 2:43 pm

jayn3 wrote:please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby holborn » Tue May 11, 2010 2:43 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:
rayiner wrote:I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

Our marriage will be even less work than a gf, because I'm the opposite of needy. :wink:


While this may, in fact, be true, I'd like to take this time to point out that every girl thinks theyre the opposite of needy. they arent.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby 09042014 » Tue May 11, 2010 2:44 pm

rayiner wrote:
I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.


You can cruise for skanks when you are out already.

I'm curious why you think you have to stroke a girls ego so much.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue May 11, 2010 2:44 pm

rayiner wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:
rayiner wrote:Intensely analytical comparison of girlfriend versus trolling for randos:

Girlfriend:
- 3 hours a week for meals together.
- 3 hours a week for phone calls/gchat conversations.
- 2.25 hours a week for sex (taken from GermX's original calculation).
- 24 hours a week for post-sex cuddling/sleeping over (can be done concurrently with sleep).
- 7-10 hours a week of ego-stroking, placating, etc (can b done concurrently with most of the above).
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8.25 hours per week total that can't be done concurrently with something else.

Randos:
- 4 hours per week for LS bar night, cruising for LS sluts.
- 3-4 hours per week at local UG bars, cruising for UG sluts.
- 1 hour per week checking IDs at UG bars making sure you don't get hit with statutory rape charges.
- 0.75 hour per week getting tested for VD at the local clinic (one 3 hour trip once per month)
- 2.25 hours a week for sex.
- 2 hours per week escaping in the middle of the night back to your apartment.
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13 hours per week total that can't be done concurrently with something else.

<3


I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.


Can you have sex while stroking her ego during dinner? That would be a fantastic time saver. Maybe go over your outlines at the same time?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby IAFG » Tue May 11, 2010 2:44 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:
paratactical wrote:Are you committed to babies?

If we can adopt and have a full-time nanny.

men are way more anti-adoption on average than women. it was actually a really interesting TLS discussion a couple years back.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 2:45 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:
jayn3 wrote:please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.


i may be tall, but i play rugby.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jmhendri » Tue May 11, 2010 2:45 pm

This thread is getting very interesting right when I have to leave for lunch.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 2:45 pm

julesm2200 wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:
rayiner wrote:I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

Our marriage will be even less work than a gf, because I'm the opposite of needy. :wink:


While this may, in fact, be true, I'd like to take this time to point out that every girl thinks theyre the opposite of needy. they arent.

I have no heart (just ask IAFG), and my last boyfriend was really uncomfortable because he acted more like a chick than I did.




edit for typo
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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby paratactical » Tue May 11, 2010 2:46 pm

jayn3 wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:
jayn3 wrote:please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.


i may be tall, but i play rugby.


Hey! I what position did you play?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 2:46 pm

jayn3 wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:
jayn3 wrote:please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.


i may be tall, but i play rugby.

Also played rugby. And softball. And yet I'm somehow straight.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby paratactical » Tue May 11, 2010 2:46 pm

Fast_Fingers wrote:
NU_Jet55 wrote:Link?


Link.

And anyone see the movie Babies yet? I'm wondering how nauseatingly cute it is so I can be happy still being a bachelor.

By the way, I want a 3 way catfight between Holly, jayn, and para for baby-loving Ray.


Oh, I don't want babies. The only kind of momma I want to be is a sugar momma.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby paratactical » Tue May 11, 2010 2:47 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:
jayn3 wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:
jayn3 wrote:please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.


i may be tall, but i play rugby.

Also played rugby. And softball. And yet I'm somehow straight.


I didn't play softball. Maybe that's what saved you? :|
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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby Holly Golightly » Tue May 11, 2010 2:47 pm

IAFG wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:
paratactical wrote:Are you committed to babies?

If we can adopt and have a full-time nanny.

men are way more anti-adoption on average than women. it was actually a really interesting TLS discussion a couple years back.

That is interesting. I may do some searches and try to find it.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby APimpNamedSlickback » Tue May 11, 2010 2:47 pm

op reeks of virginity. any dude that screams "its time to get laid!!!" on tls in all likelihood has the game of forest gump.

pro tip: if you go into school with a super-articulated intention to bone all of the time, i promise you a life of sustained celibacy. instead, just sort of think through at a high level what you're looking for over the next few years and then just be yourself.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby holborn » Tue May 11, 2010 2:48 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:
julesm2200 wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:
rayiner wrote:I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

Our marriage will be even less work than a gf, because I'm the opposite of needy. :wink:


While this may, in fact, be true, I'd like to take this time to point out that every girl thinks theyre the opposite of needy. they arent.

I have no heart (just ask IAFG), and my last boyfriend was really uncomfortable because he acted more like a chick than I did.




edit for typo


respect. do you have a brother or some other male version of you? affection makes me uncomfortable.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 2:48 pm

julesm2200 wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:
rayiner wrote:I think the girlfriend is more efficient on the whole actually. Relationships are more work to maintain, but on the flip side you can do a lot of it concurrently. Eg: you can stroke her ego while having dinner, and you gotta eat dinner anyway. But you can't cruise for UG sluts while having dinner, and you can't have dinner with your hookups bc then you're dating.

Our marriage will be even less work than a gf, because I'm the opposite of needy. :wink:


While this may, in fact, be true, I'd like to take this time to point out that every girl thinks theyre the opposite of needy. they arent.


i think all bets are off once you're on TLS. these are girls who are smart enough to go to LS, independent enough to [probably] move far away from home and/or UG, and badass enough to kick your ass in court.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jmhendri » Tue May 11, 2010 2:48 pm

btw, isn't the more pressing question is will you have time to get laid after LS? Every lawyer I know got married right after because they realized they had no more time to chase skirt and needed a warm shoulder to cry on at night every day they got their ass handed to them as an associate.

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby jayn3 » Tue May 11, 2010 2:49 pm

Holly Golightly wrote:
jayn3 wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:
jayn3 wrote:please, i could take you

I may be small, but I'm feisty.


i may be tall, but i play rugby.

Also played rugby. And softball. And yet I'm somehow straight.


are you sure about that?

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Re: Is there time to get laid in law school?

Postby TexasDemocrat » Tue May 11, 2010 2:49 pm

Haha!

If you're anything like most other guys on the planet then it really shouldn't take too long. I think you'll manage.




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