Is there time to get laid in law school? Forum

[IAFG]

i am still trying to wrap my head about spending 7-10 hours on seduction. i assume this isn't 3 new girls each week? is this more or less efficient than having a girlfriend?

[Ford Prefect]

I bet he can spreadsheet it for you.

[IAFG]

I bet he can spreadsheet it for you.

that is what i am looking for. not out of trolling; i am sincerely interested. i just assume that having a girlfriend takes less time than trying to hook randos. am i wrong?

[rayiner]

we should start a poll:

Who would you want to have sex with the least? GermX or SwollenMonkey?

Pwnt.

[holborn]

i am still trying to wrap my head about spending 7-10 hours on seduction. i assume this isn't 3 new girls each week? is this more or less efficient than having a girlfriend?

a FB would be the most efficient use of time. No seduction required once the FB relationship has been established. In fact, you don't really even need to speak to them outside of hooking up. Its ideal, really.

[paratactical]

Honestly it sounds exciting, so I walk into the classroom and people will be like "Omg GermX fucked her its so scandalous!!"

Why would you not want such a cool reputation? I have time to be a family man. It's time to get laid. Who's with me? WHO'S WITH ME?!!??!?!

This is why I'm pretty sure you're not very good at getting laid. What did you do in UG? That's when you're supposed to pump and dump.

[IAFG]

i am still trying to wrap my head about spending 7-10 hours on seduction. i assume this isn't 3 new girls each week? is this more or less efficient than having a girlfriend?

a FB would be the most efficient use of time. No seduction required once the FB relationship has been established. In fact, you don't really even need to speak to them outside of hooking up. Its ideal, really.

my last FB ended up proposing, so idk about that. well, no, he ended up cheating on me with his TA. but before that.

[Holly Golightly]

I bet he can spreadsheet it for you.

that is what i am looking for. not out of trolling; i am sincerely interested. i just assume that having a girlfriend takes less time than trying to hook randos. am i wrong?

Maybe he's factoring in the emotional toll of having a girlfriend?

[IAFG]

I bet he can spreadsheet it for you.

that is what i am looking for. not out of trolling; i am sincerely interested. i just assume that having a girlfriend takes less time than trying to hook randos. am i wrong?

Maybe he's factoring in the emotional toll of having a girlfriend?

i am guessing emotions aren't a column in his spreadsheet

[holborn]

i am still trying to wrap my head about spending 7-10 hours on seduction. i assume this isn't 3 new girls each week? is this more or less efficient than having a girlfriend?

a FB would be the most efficient use of time. No seduction required once the FB relationship has been established. In fact, you don't really even need to speak to them outside of hooking up. Its ideal, really.

my last FB ended up proposing, so idk about that. well, no, he ended up cheating on me with his TA. but before that.

There is no cheating in FB relationships because youre not actually together. Unless your idea of a FB is very different than mine.

[IAFG]

i am still trying to wrap my head about spending 7-10 hours on seduction. i assume this isn't 3 new girls each week? is this more or less efficient than having a girlfriend?

a FB would be the most efficient use of time. No seduction required once the FB relationship has been established. In fact, you don't really even need to speak to them outside of hooking up. Its ideal, really.

my last FB ended up proposing, so idk about that. well, no, he ended up cheating on me with his TA. but before that.

There is no cheating in FB relationships because youre not actually together. Unless your idea of a FB is very different than mine.

i am saying it turned into a real relationship and then engagement. i think truly successful FB set-ups are exceedingly rare.

[paratactical]

i am saying it turned into a real relationship and then engagement. i think truly successful FB set-ups are exceedingly rare.

My SO and I started as FBs almost seven years ago.

[jayn3]

i am still trying to wrap my head about spending 7-10 hours on seduction. i assume this isn't 3 new girls each week? is this more or less efficient than having a girlfriend?

a FB would be the most efficient use of time. No seduction required once the FB relationship has been established. In fact, you don't really even need to speak to them outside of hooking up. Its ideal, really.

my last FB ended up proposing, so idk about that. well, no, he ended up cheating on me with his TA. but before that.

There is no cheating in FB relationships because youre not actually together. Unless your idea of a FB is very different than mine.

FB stops being FB after multiple years of Fing. then you're in weird relationship limbo. which can end very badly. like explode.

this is why you must always change FB regularly, about as frequently as air filters.

[jmhendri]

I was excited about the possibility of getting to mess around with smart guys in Law School... getting sick of the retired-fratboy insurance salesmen types.

ITT I get depressed.

[holborn]

i am saying it turned into a real relationship and then engagement. i think truly successful FB set-ups are exceedingly rare.

agreed. but I think GermX can handle it. and should maybe pursue it because getting more than one girl to sleep with him might prove to be a challenge.

[NU_Jet55]

Relative anonymity is awesome. There are times, though, when it backfires (poor darknightbegins).

Link?

[IAFG]

i am saying it turned into a real relationship and then engagement. i think truly successful FB set-ups are exceedingly rare.

My SO and I started as FBs almost seven years ago.

which is successful based on your definition of success i suppose.

[paratactical]

I was excited about the possibility of getting to mess around with smart guys in Law School... getting sick of the retired-fratboy insurance salesmen types.

ITT I get depressed.

Sleep with your professors?

[Ford Prefect]

I was excited about the possibility of getting to mess around with smart guys in Law School... getting sick of the retired-fratboy insurance salesmen types.

ITT I get depressed.

You mean I should stop wearing my hat backwards and referring to people as "bro"?

Never.

[tadams86]

Honestly it sounds exciting, so I walk into the classroom and people will be like "Omg GermX fucked her its so scandalous!!"

Why would you not want such a cool reputation? I have time to be a family man. It's time to get laid. Who's with me? WHO'S WITH ME?!!??!?!

This is why I'm pretty sure you're not very good at getting laid. What did you do in UG? That's when you're supposed to pump and dump.

This is why I call flame and virgin!

[Holly Golightly]

I bet he can spreadsheet it for you.

that is what i am looking for. not out of trolling; i am sincerely interested. i just assume that having a girlfriend takes less time than trying to hook randos. am i wrong?

Maybe he's factoring in the emotional toll of having a girlfriend?

i am guessing emotions aren't a column in his spreadsheet

I guess I didn't actually mean emotions. But like, think of how draining being in an actual relationship can be, even if you don't particularly like the other person.

[Ford Prefect]

Honestly it sounds exciting, so I walk into the classroom and people will be like "Omg GermX fucked her its so scandalous!!"

Why would you not want such a cool reputation? I have time to be a family man. It's time to get laid. Who's with me? WHO'S WITH ME?!!??!?!

This is why I'm pretty sure you're not very good at getting laid. What did you do in UG? That's when you're supposed to pump and dump.

This is why I call flame and virgin!

Flaming virgin.

[toolfan]

Luckily i have no problem in this area. Wish i could say the same about the LSAT.

[rayiner]

Intensely analytical comparison of girlfriend versus trolling for randos:

Girlfriend:
- 3 hours a week for meals together.
- 3 hours a week for phone calls/gchat conversations.
- 2.25 hours a week for sex (taken from GermX's original calculation).
- 24 hours a week for post-sex cuddling/sleeping over (can be done concurrently with sleep).
- 7-10 hours a week of ego-stroking, placating, etc (can b done concurrently with most of the above).
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8.25 hours per week total that can't be done concurrently with something else.

Randos:
- 4 hours per week for LS bar night, cruising for LS sluts.
- 3-4 hours per week at local UG bars, cruising for UG sluts.
- 1 hour per week checking IDs at UG bars making sure you don't get hit with statutory rape charges.
- 0.75 hour per week getting tested for VD at the local clinic (one 3 hour trip once per month)
- 2.25 hours a week for sex.
- 2 hours per week escaping in the middle of the night back to your apartment.
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13 hours per week total that can't be done concurrently with something else.

[09042014]

I want to be that horrible mistake girls make after they get turkey dumped.