You're going to LS, but what did you REALLY want to do? Forum

paratactical · Post by **paratactical** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:13 pm

When I was in 3rd grade, I wrote an essay about how I wanted to be this guy when I grew up:

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motiontodismiss · Post by **motiontodismiss** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:15 pm

artichoke wrote:
motiontodismiss wrote:Hedge fund manager. Dream collapsed along with the market for subprime mortgage-backed securities, CDO's and in general, ITE.

Instead I'm trying to become a tax lawyer working for the hedge fund manager I wanted to become. Somehow in a weird way I think I could live with the fact that they wiped out my dreams by charging them $700 an hour to hide their money in the Caymans (legally of course).
You wanted to be a hedge fund manager when you were a little kid? That's weird.

High school little, not kindergarten little.

paratactical · Post by **paratactical** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:15 pm

motiontodismiss wrote:
artichoke wrote:
motiontodismiss wrote:Hedge fund manager. Dream collapsed along with the market for subprime mortgage-backed securities, CDO's and in general, ITE.

Instead I'm trying to become a tax lawyer working for the hedge fund manager I wanted to become. Somehow in a weird way I think I could live with the fact that they wiped out my dreams by charging them $700 an hour to hide their money in the Caymans (legally of course).
You wanted to be a hedge fund manager when you were a little kid? That's weird.
High school little, not kindergarten little.

How many years out of high school are you?

motiontodismiss · Post by **motiontodismiss** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:16 pm

paratactical wrote:
motiontodismiss wrote:
artichoke wrote:
motiontodismiss wrote:Hedge fund manager. Dream collapsed along with the market for subprime mortgage-backed securities, CDO's and in general, ITE.

Instead I'm trying to become a tax lawyer working for the hedge fund manager I wanted to become. Somehow in a weird way I think I could live with the fact that they wiped out my dreams by charging them $700 an hour to hide their money in the Caymans (legally of course).
You wanted to be a hedge fund manager when you were a little kid? That's weird.
High school little, not kindergarten little.
How many years out of high school are you?

3.

paratactical · Post by **paratactical** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:18 pm

motiontodismiss wrote:
paratactical wrote:
motiontodismiss wrote:
High school little, not kindergarten little.
How many years out of high school are you?
3.

How many feet have you grown since high school then, that you're not little now? Or are you still little? Do you resent being called a little person? Or is midget worse?

motiontodismiss · Post by **motiontodismiss** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:23 pm

paratactical wrote:
motiontodismiss wrote:
paratactical wrote:
motiontodismiss wrote:
High school little, not kindergarten little.
How many years out of high school are you?
3.
How many feet have you grown since high school then, that you're not little now? Or are you still little? Do you resent being called a little person? Or is midget worse?

I haven't been little since like, the third grade. For the record, 3 inches.

paratactical · Post by **paratactical** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:24 pm

motiontodismiss wrote: I haven't been little since like, the third grade. For the record, 3 inches.

But you said you were little in high school!

motiontodismiss wrote:
High school little, not kindergarten little.

Why must you take my dreams of meeting people smaller than me away?

bigben · Post by **bigben** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:27 pm

Wait what is this thread about. I thought everyone is supposed to follow their dreams no realism needed.

prezidentv8 · Post by **prezidentv8** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 12:29 pm

artichoke wrote:
beach_terror wrote:
artichoke wrote:
motiontodismiss wrote:Hedge fund manager. Dream collapsed along with the market for subprime mortgage-backed securities, CDO's and in general, ITE.

Instead I'm trying to become a tax lawyer working for the hedge fund manager I wanted to become. Somehow in a weird way I think I could live with the fact that they wiped out my dreams by charging them $700 an hour to hide their money in the Caymans (legally of course).
You wanted to be a hedge fund manager when you were a little kid? That's weird.
Maybe he thought hedge fund managers got to play outside in the hedges?
Hahahahahaa

^Hedge fund manager?

artichoke · Post by **artichoke** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:04 pm

prezidentv8 wrote:

^Hedge fund manager?

loool, this keeps getting better.

bringbackfirefly · Post by **bringbackfirefly** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:13 pm

These guys, except they are way too talented to emulate:

beach_terror · Post by **beach_terror** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 1:17 pm

One of the best hedge fund managers of all time, his passion for hedges got the better of him in the end.

RIP

angiej · Post by **angiej** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:36 pm

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paratactical · Post by **paratactical** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:37 pm

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I also want to do Danica Patrick.

angiej · Post by **angiej** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:38 pm

paratactical wrote:
angiej wrote:--ImageRemoved--
I also want to do Danica Patrick.

Um . . no. I want to race cars. Well, I do, but not professionally.

Patriot1208 · Post by **Patriot1208** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:48 pm

paratactical wrote:
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I also want to do Danica Patrick.

2011Law · Post by **2011Law** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:48 pm

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I wanted to be God.

beach_terror · Post by **beach_terror** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:10 pm

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I wanted to be God.

I think I'd rather be Morgan Freeman.

ResolutePear · Post by **ResolutePear** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:19 pm

beach_terror wrote:
2011Law wrote:--ImageRemoved--

I wanted to be God.
I think I'd rather be Morgan Freeman.

ResolutePear · Post by **ResolutePear** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:21 pm

For the record, I really wouldn't mind going to medicine(any CONUS school) or economics/business(at a top school, Chicago, Wharton, etc.)

bergg007 · Post by **bergg007** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:33 pm

How young of ages are we counting? In kindergarten I wanted to be a firetruck. When they told me I couldn't be a firetruck I decided I wanted to be a shark. I guess my aspirations haven't changed much.

mrmangs · Post by **mrmangs** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:34 pm

bergg007 wrote:In kindergarten I wanted to be a firetruck.

I lol'd.

Edit: But shit man, I know. Shows like Thomas the Train Engine just made things confusing.

paratactical · Post by **paratactical** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:38 pm

bergg007 wrote:How young of ages are we counting? In kindergarten I wanted to be a firetruck. When they told me I couldn't be a firetruck I decided I wanted to be a shark. I guess my aspirations haven't changed much.

My parents were worried that I was retarded when I was a kid because I kept insisting that I was going to be a steamshovel when I grew up or maybe a pony. Shame they were right.

MrKappus · Post by **MrKappus** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:38 pm

I want to move up to Nashua, get a nice little spread, get some sheep, and tend to them.

ResolutePear · Post by **ResolutePear** » Thu Nov 11, 2010 5:39 pm

bergg007 wrote:How young of ages are we counting? In kindergarten I wanted to be a firetruck. When they told me I couldn't be a firetruck I decided I wanted to be a shark. I guess my aspirations haven't changed much.

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