2Little 2Late

(housing, friendships, future exams, all things 2018)

How successful have you been at forcing yourself to care about grades?

lol
2
8%
... I mean I still need to graduate... I guess...
4
15%
I want to maintain some semblance of dignity
14
54%
I am a clerkship gunner and/or incorrigible perfectionist
6
23%
 
Total votes: 26

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PeanutsNJam
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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby PeanutsNJam » Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:38 pm

How much would you allow your penis to shrink by to guarantee top 10%? Top 5%? Rank 1? Guaranteed every single semester.

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Minnietron » Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:40 pm

PeanutsNJam wrote:How much would you allow your penis to shrink by to guarantee top 10%? Top 5%? Rank 1? Guaranteed every single semester.

Asking to make sure you made the right decision? :lol: Don't mind me. It's just grade envy

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby PeanutsNJam » Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:40 pm

It was ginormous to start with so a few inches was nbd

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby buckiguy_sucks » Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:41 pm

PeanutsNJam wrote:How much would you allow your penis to shrink by to guarantee top 10%? Top 5%? Rank 1? Guaranteed every single semester.

15 inches

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby czpczp » Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:45 pm

Minnietron wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
czpczp wrote:
Kinky John wrote:let's do dick size next I bet there's a correlation


How about dick size to prestige?


Definitely going to be a correlation there. I'm mostly excited to learn about how chill and sociable we all are in the next poll!

A negative correlation. Compensation through grades. "Have you seen the size of my gpa..."


hmmmmmm looking at the poll..

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Hikikomorist » Sun Jan 24, 2016 8:54 pm

PeanutsNJam wrote:How much would you allow your penis to shrink by to guarantee top 10%? Top 5%? Rank 1? Guaranteed every single semester.

I'd give it up entirely.

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby xael » Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:03 pm

Hikikomorist wrote:
PeanutsNJam wrote:How much would you allow your penis to shrink by to guarantee top 10%? Top 5%? Rank 1? Guaranteed every single semester.

I'd give it up entirely.


thks is like me saying I would give up eating meat to be top 5%

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby xylocarp » Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:03 pm

Hikikomorist wrote:
PeanutsNJam wrote:How much would you allow your penis to shrink by to guarantee top 10%? Top 5%? Rank 1? Guaranteed every single semester.

I'd give it up entirely.

same

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Leonardo DiCaprio » Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:04 pm

id literally pull my dick off with my bare hands for top 5%.

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Hikikomorist » Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:07 pm

xael wrote:
Hikikomorist wrote:
PeanutsNJam wrote:How much would you allow your penis to shrink by to guarantee top 10%? Top 5%? Rank 1? Guaranteed every single semester.

I'd give it up entirely.


thks is like me saying I would give up eating meat to be top 5%

Please don't try to take away from my opportunity to score a great deal.

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby jepper » Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:29 pm

Geezus people.

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Minnietron » Sun Jan 24, 2016 9:32 pm

PeanutsNJam wrote:It was ginormous to start with so a few inches was nbd

Midwest ginormous = East Coast average. Still grade envy :lol:

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Gray » Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:12 am

buckiguy_sucks wrote:
PeanutsNJam wrote:How much would you allow your penis to shrink by to guarantee top 10%? Top 5%? Rank 1? Guaranteed every single semester.

15 inches

lololololooollllll

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby DCfilterDC » Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:14 am

Gray wrote:
buckiguy_sucks wrote:
PeanutsNJam wrote:How much would you allow your penis to shrink by to guarantee top 10%? Top 5%? Rank 1? Guaranteed every single semester.

15 inches

lololololooollllll


I guess I'd invert it for Rank 1.

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Rigo » Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:18 am

Babydick for all A's.

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Gray » Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:20 am

I'd rather keep my boobs than have top 5%

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Rigo » Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:22 am

Grades are temporary, monster shlongs are forever.

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Gray » Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:41 am

Rigo wrote:Grades are temporary, monster shlongs are forever.

this is wisdom

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby OhBoyOhBortles » Mon Jan 25, 2016 12:48 am

Rigo wrote:Grades are temporary, monster shlongs are forever.


:lol:

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby kellyfrost » Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:01 am

Brut wrote:fwiw, the poll will probably underrepresent those below median
at most top schools median is fuzzy after first semester: b/c of the nature of grade distribution, u have a huge clump of students who are actually below median yet are still in the general range that people think of as median. and many schools don't even say what median is in the first place, adding to the fuziness
but should be interesting poll regardless


Brut,
Do the "shift" and "caps lock" keys on your keyboard function properly or are they not working?

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Poldy » Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:13 am

kellyfrost wrote:
Brut wrote:fwiw, the poll will probably underrepresent those below median
at most top schools median is fuzzy after first semester: b/c of the nature of grade distribution, u have a huge clump of students who are actually below median yet are still in the general range that people think of as median. and many schools don't even say what median is in the first place, adding to the fuziness
but should be interesting poll regardless


Brut,
Do the "shift" and "caps lock" keys on your keyboard function properly or are they not working?

Looks like we are going to need another "Fight Brut" containment thread.

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby 03152016 » Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:13 am

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby Gray » Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:18 am

Brut wrote:
kellyfrost wrote:Brut,
Do the "shift" and "caps lock" keys on your keyboard function properly or are they not working?

you're in the on-topics now. this is not the lounge
this is not the place for u to try to restart our argument from earlier today
this thread is for 1Ls and we are guests here. this isn't our space to shit up
have a little respect

The no caps, quasi grammatical, multi line shtick is just the burt aesthetic

Accept it and move on.

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby buckiguy_sucks » Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:24 am

I kind of like it TBH it's been a comforting feature of this website ever since I started using it

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Re: The 1Lephant in the Room: Are You Dropping Out

Postby xylocarp » Mon Jan 25, 2016 1:37 am

kellyfrost wrote:
Brut wrote:fwiw, the poll will probably underrepresent those below median
at most top schools median is fuzzy after first semester: b/c of the nature of grade distribution, u have a huge clump of students who are actually below median yet are still in the general range that people think of as median. and many schools don't even say what median is in the first place, adding to the fuziness
but should be interesting poll regardless


Brut,
Do the "shift" and "caps lock" keys on your keyboard function properly or are they not working?

Keep this out of the 1L thread. I will ban you if you can't keep it in the lounge




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