usn26 wrote:Gray wrote:Hikkomorist wrote:I figure my school can have whatever's left when I'm dead.
if you're to have no one to bequeath your money to when you die other than your school, TCR is to go into a stupid amount of debt.
Dear X College, my beloved alma mater,
In appreciation for all you have given me, I hereby bequeath all my remaining assets to your endowment. They include my LA mansion and Miami villa (and their accompanying underwater mortgages), my 2011 Lamborghini Murcielago (and the remaining 71 monthly payments), and my student loan balance. I trust that you will treasure these gifts, much as I treasured the education I received at X.
Let the hate flow through you...