Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

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Postby Gray » Tue May 26, 2015 3:31 pm

I don't understand why anyone would want a 13 in dick. Who here wants cervical bruising!?

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Postby OhBoyOhBortles » Tue May 26, 2015 3:32 pm

buckiguy_sucks wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
IsThisForReal wrote:I have not seen OBOB but picture the typical played-baseball-in-hs type. You should PW OBOB

At a weird in-between stage in beard growing


this is why I am legit fearful of shaving my beard off


I had a good one for a while and then shaved for ASWs and interviews. I'm thinking I'll keep one through the summer and probably get rid of it before school starts in August.

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Postby tuxedocat » Tue May 26, 2015 3:32 pm

Gray wrote:I don't understand why anyone would want a 13 in dick. Who here wants cervical bruising!?

*involuntarily crosses legs*

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Postby OhBoyOhBortles » Tue May 26, 2015 3:32 pm

Gray wrote:I don't understand why anyone would want a 13 in dick. Who here wants cervical bruising!?


Porn pays pretty well. And no need for three years of school.

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Postby mgschiet » Tue May 26, 2015 3:33 pm

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:At a weird in-between stage in beard growing.

So jealous. My beard will be restored immediately upon leaving my job.

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Postby TasmanianToucan » Tue May 26, 2015 3:33 pm

Kinky John wrote:you're hanging out with the wrong women

Ouch, KJ. Hope my fiancee doesn't read that.

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Postby Hand » Tue May 26, 2015 3:34 pm

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
Gray wrote:I don't understand why anyone would want a 13 in dick. Who here wants cervical bruising!?


Porn pays pretty well. And no need for three years of school.


if you're really smart you just combine 'm http://www.dailycal.org/2015/02/13/uc-b ... hool-work/

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Postby OhBoyOhBortles » Tue May 26, 2015 3:34 pm

mgschiet wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:At a weird in-between stage in beard growing.

So jealous. My beard will be restored immediately upon leaving my job.


Nice! Are you going to keep it for 1L?

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Postby Gray » Tue May 26, 2015 3:34 pm

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
Gray wrote:I don't understand why anyone would want a 13 in dick. Who here wants cervical bruising!?


Porn pays pretty well. And no need for three years of school.

Sorry I meant from the female perspective. who wants their partner to have a 13 incher? owww

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Postby mgschiet » Tue May 26, 2015 3:35 pm

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
mgschiet wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:At a weird in-between stage in beard growing.

So jealous. My beard will be restored immediately upon leaving my job.


Nice! Are you going to keep it for 1L?

More than likely. What self-respecting homebrewer doesn't have a beard? I feel so lost in the world...

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Postby tuxedocat » Tue May 26, 2015 3:36 pm

Gray wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
Gray wrote:I don't understand why anyone would want a 13 in dick. Who here wants cervical bruising!?


Porn pays pretty well. And no need for three years of school.

Sorry I meant from the female perspective. who wants their partner to have a 13 incher? owww

I'm sure if you head over to the lounge the dudes would be happy to mansplain to you what you're REALLY attracted to

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Postby Gray » Tue May 26, 2015 3:39 pm

TasmanianToucan wrote:
Kinky John wrote:you're hanging out with the wrong women

Ouch, KJ. Hope my fiancee doesn't read that.

just tell her to start replacing the word "crappy" with "a big bag of dicks."

used in a sentence: "This sandwich is a big bag of dicks!"

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Postby IsThisForReal » Tue May 26, 2015 3:39 pm

I kinda want to move myself into a closet. Today is one of those days where I really don't want to talk to anyone, but everyone keeps talking to me.

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Postby Gray » Tue May 26, 2015 3:40 pm

tuxedocat wrote:
Gray wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
Gray wrote:I don't understand why anyone would want a 13 in dick. Who here wants cervical bruising!?


Porn pays pretty well. And no need for three years of school.

Sorry I meant from the female perspective. who wants their partner to have a 13 incher? owww

I'm sure if you head over to the lounge the dudes would be happy to mansplain to you what you're REALLY attracted to

true I mean if it's not a 13 in penis and chiseled abs then I'm either no longer a 16 year old girl reading cosmo, or I'm just kidding myself.

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Postby OhBoyOhBortles » Tue May 26, 2015 3:43 pm

Gray wrote:
tuxedocat wrote:
Gray wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
Gray wrote:I don't understand why anyone would want a 13 in dick. Who here wants cervical bruising!?


Porn pays pretty well. And no need for three years of school.

Sorry I meant from the female perspective. who wants their partner to have a 13 incher? owww

I'm sure if you head over to the lounge the dudes would be happy to mansplain to you what you're REALLY attracted to

true I mean if it's not a 13 in penis and chiseled abs then I'm either no longer a 16 year old girl reading cosmo, or I'm just kidding myself.


Just got back from the lounge. Can't help but notice that female insecurities are running rampant ITT. Do you ladies need someone to tell you what you should and should not find attractive?

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Postby theramblingfool » Tue May 26, 2015 3:45 pm

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
mgschiet wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:At a weird in-between stage in beard growing.

So jealous. My beard will be restored immediately upon leaving my job.


Nice! Are you going to keep it for 1L?


I'm certainly keeping mine! An unkempt beard looks unprofessional and off-putting, but a well kept and trimmed beard is actually the best. It's more upkeep than clean shaven or stubble or whatever, but totally worth it. And it may be in my head to some degree, but I totally think people take you more seriously with one, too.

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Postby OhBoyOhBortles » Tue May 26, 2015 3:45 pm

mgschiet wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
mgschiet wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:At a weird in-between stage in beard growing.

So jealous. My beard will be restored immediately upon leaving my job.


Nice! Are you going to keep it for 1L?

More than likely. What self-respecting homebrewer doesn't have a beard? I feel so lost in the world...


For real though, you'll definitely need to work on that beard as soon as you've left your current position. Maybe start the mustache?

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Postby NotASpecialSnowflake » Tue May 26, 2015 3:50 pm

theramblingfool wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
mgschiet wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:At a weird in-between stage in beard growing.

So jealous. My beard will be restored immediately upon leaving my job.


Nice! Are you going to keep it for 1L?


I'm certainly keeping mine! An unkempt beard looks unprofessional and off-putting, but a well kept and trimmed beard is actually the best. It's more upkeep than clean shaven or stubble or whatever, but totally worth it. And it may be in my head to some degree, but I totally think people take you more seriously with one, too.


I'm so jealous. I wish I could grow more than a few patches of hair on my face.

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Postby TasmanianToucan » Tue May 26, 2015 3:52 pm

Gray wrote:
TasmanianToucan wrote:
Kinky John wrote:you're hanging out with the wrong women

Ouch, KJ. Hope my fiancee doesn't read that.

just tell her to start replacing the word "crappy" with "a big bag of dicks."

used in a sentence: "This sandwich is a big bag of dicks!"

I'm trying to imagine that conversation: "Hey, could you use more dick-related vocabulary, please? Let's start with 'big bag of dicks' and work up from there. Ok?"

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Postby OhBoyOhBortles » Tue May 26, 2015 3:59 pm

TasmanianToucan wrote:
Gray wrote:
TasmanianToucan wrote:
Kinky John wrote:you're hanging out with the wrong women

Ouch, KJ. Hope my fiancee doesn't read that.

just tell her to start replacing the word "crappy" with "a big bag of dicks."

used in a sentence: "This sandwich is a big bag of dicks!"

I'm trying to imagine that conversation: "Hey, could you use more dick-related vocabulary, please? Let's start with 'big bag of dicks' and work up from there. Ok?"


I support a woman's right to choose her own vocab.

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Postby tuxedocat » Tue May 26, 2015 4:04 pm

TasmanianToucan wrote:
Gray wrote:just tell her to start replacing the word "crappy" with "a big bag of dicks."

used in a sentence: "This sandwich is a big bag of dicks!"

I'm trying to imagine that conversation: "Hey, could you use more dick-related vocabulary, please? Let's start with 'big bag of dicks' and work up from there. Ok?"


Prenup

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Postby TasmanianToucan » Tue May 26, 2015 4:07 pm

tuxedocat wrote:Prenup

Sorry?

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Postby mgschiet » Tue May 26, 2015 4:10 pm

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
mgschiet wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
mgschiet wrote:
OhBoyOhBortles wrote:At a weird in-between stage in beard growing.

So jealous. My beard will be restored immediately upon leaving my job.


Nice! Are you going to keep it for 1L?

More than likely. What self-respecting homebrewer doesn't have a beard? I feel so lost in the world...


For real though, you'll definitely need to work on that beard as soon as you've left your current position. Maybe start the mustache?

Dude...they won't even let us grow a mustache here. Everywhere else, it's cool. But not in DC.

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Postby Kinky John » Tue May 26, 2015 4:13 pm

TasmanianToucan wrote:
tuxedocat wrote:Prenup

Sorry?


Are you asking b/c you don't know what a prenup is? There are too many romantic comedies that center on a prenup to have a fiancee and not know what it is.

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Postby tuxedocat » Tue May 26, 2015 4:13 pm

TasmanianToucan wrote:
tuxedocat wrote:Prenup

Sorry?

Umm put dick talking into the prenup, obviously. GOD HOW DID YOU DO ON READING COMPREHENSION




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