Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

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Postby Chris Manifesto » Thu May 21, 2015 2:50 pm

Thinking my end date is going to have to come wayyyyyy up. I'm suddenly being unnecessarily micromanaged on a whole new level.

#annoyanceisreal

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Postby OhBoyOhBortles » Thu May 21, 2015 2:55 pm

wonka wrote:
Chris Manifesto wrote:Thinking my end date is going to have to come wayyyyyy up. I'm suddenly being unnecessarily micromanaged on a whole new level.

#annoyanceisreal


GTFO of there.

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Postby Gray » Thu May 21, 2015 2:56 pm

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:
wonka wrote:GTFO of there.


Do it for all of us

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Postby Chris Manifesto » Thu May 21, 2015 3:00 pm

AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm seriously about to. But if I go, I want it to be with a bang. Any ideas?

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Postby RCSOB657 » Thu May 21, 2015 3:02 pm

Chris Manifesto wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm seriously about to. But if I go, I want it to be with a bang. Any ideas?


Watch Office Space or Jerry McGuire and reenact your favorite scene.

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Postby Gray » Thu May 21, 2015 3:03 pm

Chris Manifesto wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm seriously about to. But if I go, I want it to be with a bang. Any ideas?

send your subtle but strongly worded resignation letter to the entire company.

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Postby PhilippeStandingOnIt » Thu May 21, 2015 3:05 pm

Taking tomorrow off. Then Memorial Day. Then two more days in the office, and I'm quitting my grown-up office job to go work at summer camp.

I'll think of y'all when I'm sitting by the pool.

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Postby TasmanianToucan » Thu May 21, 2015 3:07 pm

storpappa wrote:Remember, gasoline is a waste product from the cracking process of #1 and #2 oils. That's why pump prices go down in the winter

Well... about 20% of crude still ends up as gasoline, which is still about twice as much as the runner up (diesel/heating oil). In the US the proportion of petroleum used for transport is about two thirds, which is obviously crazy high.

So hit those pumps.

wonka wrote:An IT guy at my job got fired last year, but before they could send out the "Effective immediately, so-and-so no longer is employed..." email, he sent out an All Staff telling everyone that he got a job at [high-profile tech company] and is too good for this place. Left the building yelling the same. It was pretty solid.

At your company they send a company wide email when someone gets let go? Wow...

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Postby Gray » Thu May 21, 2015 3:11 pm

Yeah they do that here too and it's always really like fake nice.

Like dude there are 10 of us and we all heard you firing that girl so hard that she cried.

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Postby Gray » Thu May 21, 2015 3:13 pm

WhiskeyAndCupcakes wrote:
TasmanianToucan wrote:At your company they send a company wide email when someone gets let go? Wow...


When I worked at Very Huge Company (not where I work now), they'd send a department wide one (my department was several hundred people).

You could tell if the person left on good terms or not because if they left by choice, the e-mail ended with "we wish him/her the best of luck in his/her future endeavors." If they got fired, it didn't include that line.

At my old company it was very rare for someone to get fired. When someone quit, they would usually send out a really long, hilarious goodbye email with gifs and silliness. And it was usually an excuse to take an extra long lunch.

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Postby TasmanianToucan » Thu May 21, 2015 3:16 pm

We don't get an email. If they sent emails every time someone got let go in a year like this there would be mass panic. There are just more and more empty desks every couple of weeks. :(

Good time to go to law school.

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Postby Gray » Thu May 21, 2015 3:17 pm

TasmanianToucan wrote:We don't get an email. If they sent emails every time someone got let go in a year like this there would be mass panic. There are just more and more empty desks every couple of weeks. :(

Good time to go to law school.

Actually yeah when a bunch of people quit at once here there was no email, only shameful silence.

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Postby Chris Manifesto » Thu May 21, 2015 3:23 pm

Six years of my life wasted in this terrible excuse for a law firm. I need it to be something epic if i'm really going to walk out. Something I can capture on video and go viral for.

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Postby RCSOB657 » Thu May 21, 2015 3:25 pm

RCSOB657 wrote:
Chris Manifesto wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm seriously about to. But if I go, I want it to be with a bang. Any ideas?


Watch Office Space or Jerry McGuire and reenact your favorite scene.


If you film it, it will go viral...trust me.

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Postby Chris Manifesto » Thu May 21, 2015 3:31 pm

The Jerry McGuire route might be fun. Maybe we should all secretly record our awkward I'm-going-to-law-school-therefore-fuck-off conversations and post them on a new thread. If I get the chance, I will.

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Postby storpappa » Thu May 21, 2015 3:34 pm

Chris Manifesto wrote:AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'm seriously about to. But if I go, I want it to be with a bang. Any ideas?

That might require an addendum to your C&F, and is not advised ....just saying
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Postby tuxedocat » Thu May 21, 2015 3:36 pm

Normally at my (now former) job people would send out a goodbye email on their last day to whoever they worked with. Just the usual "here's where I'm going, here's my contact info," etc. But then, an audit associate sent out this masterpiece. That was a fun day. My coworkers and I still periodically IM each other "QUEEN BEY ALL DAY!" So then HR had to preapprove all goodbye emails for a while :lol:

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Postby TasmanianToucan » Thu May 21, 2015 3:40 pm

tuxedocat wrote:Normally at my (now former) job people would send out a goodbye email on their last day to whoever they worked with. Just the usual "here's where I'm going, here's my contact info," etc. But then, an audit associate sent out this masterpiece. That was a fun day. My coworkers and I still periodically IM each other "QUEEN BEY ALL DAY!" So then HR had to preapprove all goodbye emails for a while :lol:

Funny underneath all the crazy it sounds like she has a lot of problems with auditing that associates have with lawyering.




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