Gray wrote: tuxedocat wrote:
Kinky John wrote:The first and only time I've been to Canada, the Canadian border guy asks me "So where are you coming from?" and I say "Uhh, the United States" like total moron.
I'm too embarrassed to go back.
Literal lol. 180
Canadian response was obviously to apologize:
"oh sir I'm so, so sorry for the confusion, I meant where specifically
I've had some good times with border control over the years. I dated a guy in Ottawa for a while so I was flying into Canada pretty much every weekend, largely with no issues. When we broke up, I decided to go ahead that weekend with the flight I'd booked to Toronto anyway. Of course, THAT was the time that a very serious lady decided to interrogate me about the frequency of my border crossings.
Her: why do you spend so many weekends here?
Me: I've been dating a Canadian.
Her: Doesn't he ever visit you?
Me: He works for the government, it's easier for me to travel.
Her: Well are you seeing him this weekend?
Her: Why? Did he cancel on you?
Me: WE BROKE UP YESTERDAY OKAY?? *bursts into tears*
Her: Then why are you here?
Me: So I can drink and play board games with my friends. Can I please go do that now?? *tears*
Her: *look of horror, waves me through*