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Gray wrote:FWIW they replaced the missing one with a prosthetic testicle, if that changes the calculus.

Is it bad if I say this does? I just don't want the first thing people notice about me naked is that I have one ball

NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:

Gray wrote:FWIW they replaced the missing one with a prosthetic testicle, if that changes the calculus.

Is it bad if I say this does? I just don't want the first thing people notice about me naked is that I have one ball

This changes it for me too actually. I totally agree with the above! haha I might do it for 60. Depending on how OCI goes, I may come back to this page in the relatively near future.

ETA: Just asked my SO how she would feel about my participation in this "one-off" experiment. Will update the thread when I get a response.

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I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:http://i.imgur.com/cG9gNZk.png

Hahah love this.

NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!

"I'm going to law school. Bye."
Not that hard.

Better yet, tell them you're getting the "one-off" procedure done and its approximately a 3 year recovery period. I'm sure the shock value will be enough to deter any further questions.

Rigo wrote:

NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!

"I'm going to law school. Bye."
Not that hard.

He's planning on telling them through the medium of dance

Kinky John wrote:

Rigo wrote:

NYYNYR wrote:I'm trying to finally give my notice and I can't get my bosses in the office on the same day, and I don't want to explain this twice!

"I'm going to law school. Bye."
Not that hard.

He's planning on telling them through the medium of dance

LJL

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Gray wrote:

OhBoyOhBortles wrote:http://i.imgur.com/cG9gNZk.png

lololll I hope you had fun explaining how that came up.

In the process now...

Rigo wrote: "I'm going to law school. Bye."

This is pretty much verbatim what I'm planning on saying.

storpappa wrote:http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/mil ... &tid=sm_fb

Good read. I want Ryan Shaw's job.

Millenials are probably the greatest generation

NoBladesNoBows wrote:

NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k

At least 9 digits. When I make partner at Wachtell that will be peanuts anyways.

But seriously, at least a mil potentially more. Money is great but it's my fuckin' ball man. No thanks.

You were born with it ... so its not like an achievement or a trophy.

Do you even have a picture of them out on your desk to show how proud you are?

storpappa wrote:

NoBladesNoBows wrote:

NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k

At least 9 digits. When I make partner at Wachtell that will be peanuts anyways.

But seriously, at least a mil potentially more. Money is great but it's my fuckin' ball man. No thanks.

You were born with it ... so its not like an achievement or a trophy.

Do you even have a picture of them out on your desk to show how proud you are?

regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagree

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Gray wrote:

Hand wrote: regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagree

C&F

We now know where his other hand is.

Rigo wrote:

Gray wrote:

Hand wrote: regularly fondling them in public is enough of a tribute to my testicles for me but others may disagree

C&F

We now know where his other hand is.

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