Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby tuxedocat » Wed May 06, 2015 1:52 pm

xylocarp wrote:
tuxedocat wrote:
Gray wrote:I'm looking into donating my eggs for $$ and it's surprisingly appealing. Someone talk me out of this.

I know someone who did it to pay for med school. It takes a long time and the hormones are annoying, but otherwise, makes sense to me. I'd totally do it if I were eligible (no one wants my broken genes).

Yeah, I would TOTALLY do it if anyone would want a mini-xylo. Too short and too many genetic diseases unfortunately


Yeah, my friend who did it was a 5'11" former model/actress, which apparently makes it a lot easier to get couples to choose you. She actually looks quite a bit like Gray, come to think of it. Guuuuuuurl go get that sweet egg money!

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby Chris Manifesto » Wed May 06, 2015 1:54 pm

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Chris Manifesto wrote:For some reason, images people post ITT are blocked by my employer so I end up missing out on the wonderful memes/screenshots everyone is posting. Reason number 9876543 why i'm quitting.

Probably imgur is blocked :(



Seems like i'm definitely among the more limited-by-the-man people ITT. I'm surprised TLS isn't blocked entirely. Cant even access MSN on this thing :/

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby strugglebus » Wed May 06, 2015 1:57 pm

Chris Manifesto wrote:
Wahrheit wrote:
Chris Manifesto wrote:For some reason, images people post ITT are blocked by my employer so I end up missing out on the wonderful memes/screenshots everyone is posting. Reason number 9876543 why i'm quitting.

Probably imgur is blocked :(



Seems like i'm definitely among the more limited-by-the-man people ITT. I'm surprised TLS isn't blocked entirely. Cant even access MSN on this thing :/

If TLS were blocked idk that I'd make it through the day

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby Chris Manifesto » Wed May 06, 2015 2:01 pm

strugglebus wrote:
Chris Manifesto wrote:
Wahrheit wrote:
Chris Manifesto wrote:For some reason, images people post ITT are blocked by my employer so I end up missing out on the wonderful memes/screenshots everyone is posting. Reason number 9876543 why i'm quitting.

Probably imgur is blocked :(



Seems like i'm definitely among the more limited-by-the-man people ITT. I'm surprised TLS isn't blocked entirely. Cant even access MSN on this thing :/

If TLS were blocked idk that I'd make it through the day




I can honestly say it's a huge reason I haven't already threw in the towel. Nothing like being able to discuss your lack of production while lacking production.

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby Gray » Wed May 06, 2015 3:21 pm

tuxedocat wrote:
xylocarp wrote:
tuxedocat wrote:
Gray wrote:I'm looking into donating my eggs for $$ and it's surprisingly appealing. Someone talk me out of this.

I know someone who did it to pay for med school. It takes a long time and the hormones are annoying, but otherwise, makes sense to me. I'd totally do it if I were eligible (no one wants my broken genes).

Yeah, I would TOTALLY do it if anyone would want a mini-xylo. Too short and too many genetic diseases unfortunately


Yeah, my friend who did it was a 5'11" former model/actress, which apparently makes it a lot easier to get couples to choose you. She actually looks quite a bit like Gray, come to think of it. Guuuuuuurl go get that sweet egg money!

I'm about 5'6" so we'll see. Sadly the $35K for the one testicle seems to have been a one off experiment. Mr. Gray was down to be down a ball.

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Postby cal2013 » Wed May 06, 2015 3:23 pm

I think it has been 12:22 for the last three and a half hours.

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby storpappa » Wed May 06, 2015 3:33 pm

Gray wrote:I'm about 5'6" so we'll see. Sadly the $35K for the one testicle seems to have been a one off experiment. Mr. Gray was down to be down a ball.


Did you bake up a batch of liquor infused banana bread before asking him to make the commitment?

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Postby Gray » Wed May 06, 2015 3:38 pm

storpappa wrote:
Gray wrote:I'm about 5'6" so we'll see. Sadly the $35K for the one testicle seems to have been a one off experiment. Mr. Gray was down to be down a ball.


Did you bake up a batch of liquor infused banana bread before asking him to make the commitment?

he was the one who suggested it. also LOL at me calling it a "one-off" experiment. I wish that pun had been intended.

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Postby storpappa » Wed May 06, 2015 4:00 pm

Gray wrote:
storpappa wrote:
Gray wrote:I'm about 5'6" so we'll see. Sadly the $35K for the one testicle seems to have been a one off experiment. Mr. Gray was down to be down a ball.


Did you bake up a batch of liquor infused banana bread before asking him to make the commitment?

he was the one who suggested it. also LOL at me calling it a "one-off" experiment. I wish that pun had been intended.


Nothing says love like comparring him to a stud horse out on a farm ...

https://answers.yahoo.com/question/inde ... 430AAlZVB2

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby NotASpecialSnowflake » Wed May 06, 2015 4:53 pm

Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k

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Postby Rigo » Wed May 06, 2015 4:54 pm

NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?
I'm thinking $150k

Way less. You have two of them, after all.

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Postby Gray » Wed May 06, 2015 4:56 pm

FWIW they replaced the missing one with a prosthetic testicle, if that changes the calculus.

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Postby CaptainJapan » Wed May 06, 2015 4:59 pm

NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k



I love this thread.

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby Gray » Wed May 06, 2015 5:03 pm

buckiguy_sucks wrote:I'd give one up for 35k after taxes but probably not 35k before taxes. So looks like right around that is my low

My husband was like "$35,000 US DOLLARS!!" I have a feeling he'd do it for like 10K.

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby BrazilBandit » Wed May 06, 2015 5:03 pm

NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k


I would enquire broadly and negotiate to see who gives me the most.

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Postby Gray » Wed May 06, 2015 5:05 pm

BrazilBandit wrote:
NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k


I would enquire broadly and negotiate to see who gives me the most.

yeah and make sure you look into outcomes. just because they offer you a lot of $ doesn't mean it's going to give you a desirable testicle outcome. Not all ball-removers have the prestige you should be aiming for.

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby tuxedocat » Wed May 06, 2015 5:05 pm

Gray wrote:
BrazilBandit wrote:
NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k


I would enquire broadly and negotiate to see who gives me the most.

yeah and make sure you look into outcomes. just because they offer you a lot of $ doesn't mean it's going to give you a desirable testicle outcome. Not all ball-removers have the prestige you should be aiming for.


I look forward to the thread "Negotiating testicle payment works!!!"

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Postby Gray » Wed May 06, 2015 5:07 pm

this is about both balls and procrastination, so I needed to share:

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby BrazilBandit » Wed May 06, 2015 5:08 pm

Gray wrote:
BrazilBandit wrote:
NotASpecialSnowflake wrote:Out of curiosity, what would be your personal dollar amount that you would sell your ball for?

I'm thinking $150k


I would enquire broadly and negotiate to see who gives me the most.

yeah and make sure you look into outcomes. just because they offer you a lot of $ doesn't mean it's going to give you a desirable testicle outcome. Not all ball-removers have the prestige you should be aiming for.


I don't mean to brag, but my balls are worth sticker...

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Re: Senioritis / Quitting-my-job-soon-iorits

Postby strugglebus » Wed May 06, 2015 5:54 pm

Is retaking and reapplying a good strategy when donating your balls?

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Postby WhiskeyAndCupcakes » Wed May 06, 2015 6:01 pm

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Postby Gray » Wed May 06, 2015 6:06 pm

WhiskeyAndCupcakes wrote:How much do eggs go for? I'm tall and only average looking but really freaking healthy on both sides of family. Maybe I'd pass the gene test.

$7,000+

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Postby Rigo » Wed May 06, 2015 6:15 pm

strugglebus wrote:Is retaking and reapplying a good strategy when donating your balls?

Yes, but you're only allowed two takes.




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