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[Hand]

My office has not been very supportive. I told them, I don't care if they lay me off, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

are you ok? do we need to call somebody?

[LSATneurotic]

My office has not been very supportive. I told them, I don't care if they lay me off, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

are you ok? do we need to call somebody?

Office Space, bro (assuming you were serious, hand--always a dangerous assumption)

[Hand]

My office has not been very supportive. I told them, I don't care if they lay me off, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

are you ok? do we need to call somebody?

Office Space, bro (assuming you were serious, hand--always a dangerous assumption)

Ahh it's Monday morning, I'm not that quick on catching references it turns out, despite having seen that movie more than once

[CaptainJapan]

Ahh it's Monday morning, I'm not that quick on catching references it turns out, despite having seen that movie more than once

Took me a second, too. Love it.

[tuxedocat]

Last time I got an email about client work was Wednesday. That is, uh, not normal, to put it lightly. Kind of hoping I get fired if it means I get unemployment.

[Hand]

Last time I got an email about client work was Wednesday. That is, uh, not normal, to put it lightly. Kind of hoping I get fired if it means I get unemployment.

does anybody know whether resident aliens are eligible for unemployment benefits? if so sign me up please

[LSATneurotic]

effin' welfare queens

[Gray]

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[ub3r]

someone else just quit my company, we're down to 3 people in the office....

My company isn't as small as that, but it's also seeing a mass exodus. I'm really glad I'm getting out in June, because I think it's spiraling the drain.

[Gray]

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[Rigo]

Why am I being trained to do all this new stuff when I'm leaving in a few weeks?

[Gray]

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[Rigo]

Why am I being trained to do all this new stuff when I'm leaving in a few weeks?

did you tell them you're leaving in a few weeks?
Also, jealous.

Yes! They're just dumb!

[Rigo]

What's more is that there's a sizeable backlog of stuff I know how to do BUT NOPE. ~*~Training~*~

[NotASpecialSnowflake]

Gray can you add a poll for when people are leaving their jobs? I wanna see who else is leaving in June.

[tuxedocat]

Gray can you add a poll for when people are leaving their jobs? I wanna see who else is leaving in June.

I started a thread about that! Not too active so far, but maybe people are clustering here instead. July is the leader right now.

http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/v ... 5&t=245264

[NotASpecialSnowflake]

Gray can you add a poll for when people are leaving their jobs? I wanna see who else is leaving in June.

I started a thread about that! Not too active so far, but maybe people are clustering here instead. July is the leader right now.

http://www.top-law-schools.com/forums/v ... 5&t=245264

Oh nice thanks for that! I voted

[RCSOB657]

Watts, 180.

[suppy183]

Giving notice today. Weirdly excited for it, even though I'll still be working for another 3 months.

[barbiegurl]

Really stoked I found this thread, makes me feel a lot less like a lonely shithead. Everyone at both of my jobs knows that I'm going to law school, and both jobs end in May. 5 more weeks...

One of my jobs is as an after school teacher, and my coworker and I recently had a 'lesson plan' in which we taught all the elementary school kids to utilize the very important phrase "I'm just here so I won't get fined"

Today, I've spent half of my time doing actual work. The other half has been spent lurking around forums and sending weird emails to my friends about James Harden and his Very Intense Beard.

[wonka]

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[cheesy145]

I'm sticky noting the travel guide for my trip to Europe at my desk today

Tough day!

[IsThisForReal]

Have to write my resignation letter this week so they can start the hiring process.

[misskatejd]

after 2 years I never thought we even had this but just found out I have accrued 42 hours of sick time, how to use up before August without looking suspicious? lol

wish i would have known! I have genuinely missed work because i was ill but just took a loss of $, damm

[Hand]

after 2 years I never thought we even had this but just found out I have accrued 42 hours of sick time, how to use up before August without looking suspicious? lol

wish i would have known! I have genuinely missed work because i was ill but just took a loss of $, damm

start coughing right now.