Best law schools in Mordor?

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Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby 20160810 » Sat Dec 13, 2014 3:21 am

Looking to do environmental work in Mirkwood, have ties to the area

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby fats provolone » Sat Dec 13, 2014 4:34 am

^ nerd

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby Cicero76 » Sat Dec 13, 2014 8:58 am

MistakenGenius wrote:Obviously we need numbers to make any accurate guesses, but I can still give you some basic advice.

The Law Center at Barad-dur is a good regional, but I doubt it will be able to get you work in Mirkwood. With high enough grades, you have a slight chance of breaking into Emyn Fuin's Biglaw, but it's not a safe bet. Obviously Numen Law School is fantastic, but its employment numbers are not as good as Gondor Law or Belfalas, and I don't know if it's worth sticker.

My advice for you would be to retake the Middle-Earth Law Admissions Test (MLAT) and ED Gorgoroth.


Numen Law school has been a dumpster fire since the blood of the high kings failed. Don't go to that trap.

And BULC (Barad University Law Center) did used to be a decent regional, but a recent influx of hobbits into the area has really hurt the Shadow economy there. I would avoid.

Valinor Law School (VLS) is obviously the best, but it looks like you shall not surpass the admissions requirements to cut it there. You should probably just take the Rohan bar and open a solo practice doing horse thief defense. Less debt and the women there will throw themselves at literally anyone.

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby monsterman » Sat Dec 13, 2014 9:55 am

woke up dreading more finals studying. this is fantastic. a collective thank you. Also, horse thief law practice :lol:

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Postby WhiskeyAndCupcakes » Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:10 am

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby Calvin Murphy » Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:22 pm

Are you URM?

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby MarkinKansasCity » Sat Dec 13, 2014 12:45 pm

I am an Ent and would like to practice environmental law to prevent deforestation and protect my friends. Which school has the strongest environmental law specialty?

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby Ron Don Volante » Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:23 pm

MarkinKansasCity wrote:I am an Ent and would like to practice environmental law to prevent deforestation and protect my friends. Which school has the strongest environmental law specialty?

here we go :roll:

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby checkers » Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:25 pm

MarkinKansasCity wrote:I am an Ent and would like to practice environmental law to prevent deforestation and protect my friends. Which school has the strongest environmental law specialty?

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby Grond » Sat Dec 13, 2014 1:26 pm

Are these obscure Tolkien references or something?

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby grizz20 » Sat Oct 03, 2015 9:13 pm

Thank you. This made me laugh

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby 3pianists » Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:49 pm

I'm late to the party, but thank you all for being wonderful. Did anyone else enjoy the outstanding LOTR reference in The Martian recently?

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby Triconderoga » Fri Oct 09, 2015 5:00 pm

Grond wrote:Are these obscure Tolkien references or something?


I don't know, they're definitely ringiling a bell though.

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby 3pianists » Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:21 pm

Triconderoga wrote:
Grond wrote:Are these obscure Tolkien references or something?


I don't know, they're definitely ringiling a bell though.


:lol:

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby baal hadad » Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:23 pm

SBL wrote:Looking to do environmental work in Mirkwood, have ties to the area

Dol Guldur Law and is located in the region and has the most local connects

Just FYI most of the work in mirkwood is representing entities seeking to pollute the place

Lord Thrainduil wants to clean it up but he hires almost no one

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby rnoodles » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:06 pm

Christ man, one does not simply walk into mordor

At least my.lsn your chances

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby libertttarian » Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:19 pm

Mirkwood? LJL. Have fun scraping out a living in the middle of flyover country while chill fratty Gondor bros crush it in Minas Tirith.

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby Grond » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:17 pm

So I guess the Necromancer got ahold of this thread.

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Re: Best law schools in Mordor?

Postby baal hadad » Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:26 pm

Grond wrote:So I guess the Necromancer got ahold of this thread.

lel




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