Elms wrote:a male human wrote:BobbyBooBoo wrote:I'm gonna blow so much money on craps, roulette and blackjack if I pass this forsaken exam.
As I sit here, all I can think of are things I'm willing to trade for the passing of this exam, for example, I'm willing to give up my pinky, not my index or thumb though.
I am not willing to give someone a blow job to pass this exam. I am willing to eat a spider for a pass, not a cockroach. I'm willing to get punched by a current Mike Tyson, not a Mike Tyson from the 90s or even the 2000s though.
I am not willing to give up poker for this exam, I will however be willing to give up blackjack. I'm willing to dedicate 2 years to public service for the passing of this exam, however, I will not call my dad Mr. Arigato like he has been pestering me for the last 10 years at every dinner we sit down together for, that man is obsessed with robots.
A new contender for "most drunk user on TLS" approaches
Yeah, I see I have some catching up to do... *goes to open bottle of wine*
Right on girlfriend! My law school BFF is the East Coast he started 3 hours before me!