Bikeflip wrote:releasethehounds wrote:Holly Golightly wrote:Just got a crim question about some dude sneaking into his friend's house to steal a stuffed animal. The question asked what was the most serious crime the guy could be charged with.
I say larceny. Themis says burglary. But in what world is stealing a stuffed animal a felony???
stealing a stuffed animal?
I value my stuffed animals. If you take Mr Teddles I will savagely beat you.
Oh no, i was just saying that because phrasing it as 'stealing' a stuffed animal kind of underlines the felony in itself. Theft crimes = felonies, yo.