Distractions during 1L

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby chem » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:30 pm

chem wrote:
chem wrote:Girl, you are testa-FINE


Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me?


I'd like to sue the pants of you

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby bizzybone1313 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:31 pm

nickb285 wrote:On the plus side, the female students/future students here don't have to worry about bizzy hitting on them, because they are a disaster waiting to happen and/or not high quality enough.


You are a playing a "shell game" with my words. I never said they are a disaster or not high quality enough. Women that are in LS are like in the top 10% of women. But that doesn't mean it is good idea to pursue them romantically.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby nickb285 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:32 pm

bizzybone1313 wrote:Women that are in LS are like in the top 10% of women.


When do the 2013 Bizzy Female Quality Rankings come out?

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby hephaestus » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:32 pm

nickb285 wrote:On the plus side, the female students/future students here don't have to worry about bizzy hitting on them, because they are a disaster waiting to happen and/or not high quality enough.

TBF, intra-section dating seemed to work out extraordinarily poorly for those that tried.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby chem » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:33 pm

chem wrote:
chem wrote:
chem wrote:Girl, you are testa-FINE


Are you pro-bono or just happy to see me?


I'd like to sue the pants of you


You want to approach the bench and badger my witness?

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby bizzybone1313 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:34 pm

jchiles wrote:I gotta be honest I read this site every day at work, have posted maybe a dozen or so times in the past year, and bizzybone's story here legitimately bothered me more than anything I've read on TLS in recent memory, enough to make me want to comment.


There is nothing weird about the story. It is pretty normal. I don't see what is so wrong with it.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby Cobretti » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:35 pm

I like how in a thread filled with overt sexual puns, bizzybone1313's posts are still by far the creepiest

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby nickb285 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:36 pm

Cobretti wrote:I like how in a thread filled with overt sexual puns, bizzybone1313's posts are still by far the creepiest


It's because:
bizzybone1313 wrote:There is nothing weird about the story. It is pretty normal. I don't see what is so wrong with it.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby rinkrat19 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:36 pm

I feel like there's potential in "prima facie" and "strict scrutiny," but I am bad at puns.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby bizzybone1313 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:38 pm

nickb285 wrote:
bizzybone1313 wrote:Women that are in LS are like in the top 10% of women.


When do the 2013 Bizzy Female Quality Rankings come out?


Never. I am not going to post 10,000 times like some of you guys.

You are going to be a fine lawyer. One day, you will be in court and be arguing with opposing counsel and say, "So, what you are really saying is that......" You are good at twisting words.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby RodneyRuxin » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:40 pm

bizzybone1313 wrote:
nickb285 wrote:
bizzybone1313 wrote:Women that are in LS are like in the top 10% of women.


When do the 2013 Bizzy Female Quality Rankings come out?


Never. I am not going to post 10,000 times like some of you guys.

You are going to be a fine lawyer. One day, you will be in court and be arguing with opposing counsel and say, "So, what you are really saying is that......" You are good at twisting words.



That quote isn't edited at all.

ETA I don't really care about you or your misogyny, I'm just in here waiting for the next Chem pun.
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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby rinkrat19 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:40 pm

bizzybone1313 wrote:
jchiles wrote:I gotta be honest I read this site every day at work, have posted maybe a dozen or so times in the past year, and bizzybone's story here legitimately bothered me more than anything I've read on TLS in recent memory, enough to make me want to comment.


There is nothing weird about the story. It is pretty normal. I don't see what is so wrong with it.

Let's just say that it now makes total sense that lots of women feel uncomfortably preyed upon when men you ask them out.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby rinkrat19 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:41 pm

bizzybone1313 wrote:
nickb285 wrote:
bizzybone1313 wrote:Women that are in LS are like in the top 10% of women.


When do the 2013 Bizzy Female Quality Rankings come out?


Never. I am not going to post 10,000 times like some of you guys.

You are going to be a fine lawyer. One day, you will be in court and be arguing with opposing counsel and say, "So, what you are really saying is that......" You are good at twisting words.

Insulting via post count is the last salvo of a losing internet argument.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby hoos89 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:43 pm

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby bizzybone1313 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:44 pm

rinkrat19 wrote:
bizzybone1313 wrote:
jchiles wrote:I gotta be honest I read this site every day at work, have posted maybe a dozen or so times in the past year, and bizzybone's story here legitimately bothered me more than anything I've read on TLS in recent memory, enough to make me want to comment.


There is nothing weird about the story. It is pretty normal. I don't see what is so wrong with it.

Let's just say that it now makes total sense that lots of women feel uncomfortably preyed upon when men you ask them out.


Ok if you say so. I just keep it real when I post.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby mojangles » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:44 pm

chem quoting chem, thus far, is 180.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby nickb285 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:45 pm

bizzybone1313 wrote: "So, what you are really saying is that......" You are good at twisting words.



bizzybone1313 wrote:Most guys will rarely-- if ever-- have high quality women approach them. Therefore, guys have to take the initiative.

bizzybone1313 wrote: If a woman is of very high quality, most guys are on their best behavior and actually try to date rather than just sleep with them.

bizzybone1313 wrote:Women that are in LS are like in the top 10% of women.


DUE DILIGENCE MOTHER FUCKER

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby Cobretti » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:46 pm

rinkrat19 wrote:I feel like there's potential in "prima facie" and "strict scrutiny," but I am bad at puns.

"bro, she was totally pleading for a prima facie breach"

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby bizzybone1313 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:46 pm

rinkrat19 wrote:
bizzybone1313 wrote:
nickb285 wrote:
bizzybone1313 wrote:Women that are in LS are like in the top 10% of women.


When do the 2013 Bizzy Female Quality Rankings come out?


Never. I am not going to post 10,000 times like some of you guys.

You are going to be a fine lawyer. One day, you will be in court and be arguing with opposing counsel and say, "So, what you are really saying is that......" You are good at twisting words.

Insulting via post count is the last salvo of a losing internet argument.


It seems like a pretty good argument to me. Do you really not have anything better to do than post 12,000+ times? Go play video games. Go watch LeBron James dunk on people. Go on a date with a guy that dropped out of high school that has 2 or 3 kids by 3 women.

On that note, I am out: I need to go play basketball, so I can stay in shape and date a "high quality" woman.
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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby blsingindisguise » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:48 pm

Looks like Bizzy's Bone isn't very Bizzy, is he?

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby nickb285 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:48 pm

bizzybone1313 wrote:Go on a date with a guy that dropped out of high school that has 2 or 3 kids by 3 women.


Two kids by three women would be pretty impressive.

Also, you're aware that rinkrat and I are two different people, right? And that your original post with the "ZOMG YOU HAVE A HIGH POAST COUNT" insult was directed at me, when in fact you and I are not that far apart in post count?

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby Cobretti » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:49 pm

bizzy's posting ITT should be very relevant for this thread

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby ManoftheHour » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:49 pm

bizzybone1313 wrote:Tip #1: Don't try to pick up women at the local pub/bar.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby bizzybone1313 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:51 pm

nickb285 wrote:
bizzybone1313 wrote:Go on a date with a guy that dropped out of high school that has 2 or 3 kids by 3 women.


Two kids by three women would be pretty impressive.

Also, you're aware that rinkrat and I are two different people, right? And that your original post with the "ZOMG YOU HAVE A HIGH POAST COUNT" insult was directed at me, when in fact you and I are not that far apart in post count?


I was referring to her. But whatever. You guys are wearing me out. I am typing too much.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby bizzybone1313 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:52 pm

blsingindisguise wrote:Looks like Bizzy's Bone isn't very Bizzy, is he?


My screen name refers to Bizzy Bone, one fifth of the legendary rap group Bone Thugs-N-Harmony. It doesn't have anything to do with women.




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