Distractions during 1L

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby cws277 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:16 am

jbagelboy wrote:
goldbh7 wrote:Last few and then this should be brought to the Lounge:

If you were a law school, you would be a T14.

If you were a law school, you would have over an 80 percent employment score on LST.

You must be a law school because I would take out six figure non-dischargeable debt to go inside of you for three years.


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Agreed. More pickup lines please someone.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby Cobretti » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:22 am

If you were an adcomm I'd never ED

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby RodneyRuxin » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:24 am

goldbh7 wrote:Last few and then this should be brought to the Lounge:

If you were a law school, you would be a T14.

If you were a law school, you would have over an 80 percent employment score on LST.

You must be a law school because I would take out six figure non-dischargeable debt to go inside of you for three years.



I don't need six figures, i just need your figure.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby jingosaur » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:45 am

Cobretti wrote:If you were an adcomm I'd never ED


180

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby hoos89 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 12:52 am

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby ManoftheHour » Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:36 am

Cobretti wrote:If you were an adcomm I'd never ED


I literally lol'd.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby hephaestus » Tue Jul 30, 2013 1:56 am

hoos89 wrote:
goldbh7 wrote:
Cobretti wrote:If you were an adcomm I'd never ED


180


You win.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby TheThriller » Tue Jul 30, 2013 3:49 pm

I'm going to wait until I know who gets offers from their 2L SAs then marry accordingly. Being a stay-at-home dad is what i've always dreamed of doing career wise.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby jingosaur » Tue Jul 30, 2013 4:36 pm

TheThriller wrote:I'm going to wait until I know who gets offers from their 2L SAs then marry accordingly. Being a stay-at-home dad is what i've always dreamed of doing career wise.


TITCR to the OP's original question. You will also need to figure out how much student loan debt each person will have. $160k a year in a high turnover industry isn't very stable when you have $250k+ in student loans to pay off.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby jwinaz » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:16 pm

The issue of distractions in law school is a good one, but I think you make some assumptions in the OP about 2 and 3L's that are likely unwarranted and also narrow the focus to more of the guy-girl type of distractions one can face in law school, whereas I think it would be very beneficial to have a discussion about any and all types of common distractions.

I know from my own UG experience, at least, there were a series distractions and what you might call "social drama" that came from both a SO and friends/peers. Learning how to deal with them in a way that doesn't harm your work/school life is actually a topic that I'd find very interesting.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby shazi » Tue Jul 30, 2013 5:59 pm

Enough with this on topic BS...

That Bitch looks like she's adversely possessed!

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby guano » Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:19 pm

Counsellor, I'd like to see you in my chambers

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby Cinderella » Tue Jul 30, 2013 6:40 pm

You need to exercise reasonable care on this attractive nuisance.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby hlsperson1111 » Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:47 pm

I'd have to abstain if you were any younger.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby jingosaur » Tue Jul 30, 2013 10:59 pm

Let's skip the voir dire and get straight to the verdict.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby hephaestus » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:01 pm

hlsperson1111 wrote:I'd have to abstain if you were any younger.

:?:

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby Scotusnerd » Tue Jul 30, 2013 11:24 pm

These puns are among the lamest crap I have ever read on this forum. :evil:

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby Cobretti » Wed Jul 31, 2013 12:04 am

I'd let her plead my fifth amendment

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby shazi » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:57 am

Does my pro boner offer warrant consideration?

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby shazi » Wed Jul 31, 2013 2:58 am

After I intentionally inflicted my personal jurisDICtion all over her habeas corpus, she suffered from severe emotional distress

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby lunaraeon » Wed Jul 31, 2013 11:37 am

shazi wrote:After I intentionally inflicted my personal jurisDICtion all over her habeas corpus, she suffered from severe emotional distress

:(

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby M458 » Wed Jul 31, 2013 1:35 pm

The way you're filing that motion has me in need of new briefs.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby StillIll » Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:44 pm

I'd like to give her character some fitness :lol: 8)

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby StillIll » Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:44 pm

M458 wrote:The way you're filing that motion has me in need of new briefs.


Rofl.

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Re: Distractions during 1L

Postby blsingindisguise » Wed Jul 31, 2013 3:58 pm

These are all terrible tbh. The only funny legal joke is saying "subpoena" rapidly over and over again, and that one is kind of played out.




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