jbagelboy wrote:Monochromatic Oeuvre wrote:A short summary of "Mono and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad 1L Year":
-Mono gets literally sick to his stomach when he hasn't finished his reading.
-The girl Mono likes might literally not know his name.
-Mono's beloved football team not only finishes 3-13, but also does not have its first-round pick, having traded it for a guy on one leg.
-Mono's last grade comes in and cements his awful GPA, making him pants-shittingly terrified of striking out at OCI. On the same day, he hears a guy and a girl loudly debating whether Skadden (which she is headed for) is better, or whether SullCrom (his destination) is. He contemplates assault for a much longer time than one should.
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Kate "What do you mean awful waist-to-hip ratio? I've got big honkers" Upton.