Timing your Poops for the Bar Exam

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Scotusnerd
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Re: Timing your Poops for the Bar Exam

Postby Scotusnerd » Mon Jul 29, 2013 12:03 am

dudeman2014 wrote:Hi,

I normally like to sleep late, maybe til 11:30 AM or 12 noon on most days. Within 1 or 2 hours of wakeup I usually make a movement. Obviously with the bar exam next week, I have had to move my wakeup times up steadily to prepare for the 6:30 AM wake up on exam day. Well, a problem I have now been experiencing is that as I move my wakeup times earlier, my "movements" have also "moved" earlier in the day as well. Like literally it will happen at 10:30 am which is the worst possible time because that's right in the middle of the morning session.

What can I do about this? Is there enough time to poo during the AM session and still do okay on the essays? Is anyone else worried about this? I'm not worried about MBE day because I always finish with enough time there.

Thanks in advance


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Re: Timing your Poops for the Bar Exam

Postby 02122015 » Mon Jul 29, 2013 4:20 pm

Lincoln wrote:Whatever you do, don't do this.

Dead.

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Re: Timing your Poops for the Bar Exam

Postby Danger Zone » Sun Aug 04, 2013 11:49 am

Lincoln wrote:Whatever you do, don't do this.

The first line of the dissent:

The momentous importance of this case surely forecasts its deserved place in the annals of federal prosecutorial history.

Fantastic.

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Re: Timing your Poops for the Bar Exam

Postby jkay » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:11 pm

Whatever you do, don't miss the trial testimony at the beginning of the dissent. Legendary.

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Re: Timing your Poops for the Bar Exam

Postby 09042014 » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:13 pm

After Action Report:

Taking Immodium AD both mornings worked like a CHARM. I didn't poo for three days, but I didn't have to shit during the exam.

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Re: Timing your Poops for the Bar Exam

Postby jc1988 » Wed Aug 07, 2013 8:40 pm

truevines wrote:You won't have any movement during those two or three days. Trust me. Not at all.


end up being true for me, sigh




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