Why are law students so fat?!

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Why are law students so fat?!

Postby JDforme19 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:17 am

Seriously! Why? I'm sick of seeing all these fatties on my way to class everyday. I know it's the east coast and not sunny CA, but have some dignity! Are you guys telling me you can't take 1 hour a day to hit the gym?

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby JDforme19 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:20 am

It's something that should be discussed. Obviously a lot of people are going to hate right now because they are included within the "fatty" group.

On a side note, I once had to take an exam with a dude in front of me with half his ass hanging out. It was uncomfortable.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby Davidbentley » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:26 am

Indeed. This is a pretty shitty attempt so far.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby CR2012 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:41 am

132

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby KidStuddi » Tue Feb 26, 2013 10:22 am

CR2012 wrote:132


Generous.

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MauriceGains
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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby MauriceGains » Tue Feb 26, 2013 2:54 pm

It's 'cause they're not shredded like Zyzz brah.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby SammyJ » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:01 pm

yawn

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby clone22 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:09 pm

Probably cuz they don't understand that to get biglaw you gotta get big. Like shredded and ripped big. Every % of body fat below 12% counts the same as a .1 bump in your GPA. Also, including your bench (as long as it is something respectable in the 300s) on your resume gets you an auto callback at V50s. Next time you see someone like that in the hallway, confront them about whether or not they even lift.

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PickMe!
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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby PickMe! » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:24 pm

Wait. Define "so fat."

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby adonai » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:30 pm

A more important question is why law students have roller backpacks and why male law students wear capri shorts.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby 09042014 » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:32 pm

adonai wrote:A more important question is why law students have roller backpacks.


Because law students are almost entirely nerds and geeks who don't realize they are nerds and geeks.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby alwayssunnyinfl » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:41 pm

I try not to immediately judge people based on dump things, but I write off people with roller backpacks and have never felt bad for it.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby Davidbentley » Tue Feb 26, 2013 4:53 pm

alwayssunnyinfl wrote:I try not to immediately judge people based on dump things, but I write off people with roller backpacks and have never felt bad for it.

I base my human value decisions almost entirely on petty things. Tie your shoes wrong, I hate you. Laugh too loud, I hate you. Be fundamentally opposed to all of my ideological positions, meh.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby PickMe! » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:06 pm

I've always been a jock, and I'm often told I have sweet body. I hope I can continue to make time for the gym during my 1L year. :roll:

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby HBBJohnStamos » Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:13 pm

Where do you go to school brah

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MauriceGains
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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby MauriceGains » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:33 pm

Perhaps a better question is why people seem to think there's something wrong with making all kinds a gains while staying cut like diamonds year-round. If you're not staying joocy in law school, you're doing it wrong. Srs.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby brotherdarkness » Tue Feb 26, 2013 8:56 pm

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby JMac » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:10 pm

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Davidbentley
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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby Davidbentley » Tue Feb 26, 2013 9:12 pm

JMac wrote:There is literally one fat person in my section of almost 100 people(and its not me lol). I was actually wondering why I never see fat people in my school(tier 1) when they are all over the place everywhere else I go.

High Correlation between Law Student aspieness and Purging.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby ineptimusprime » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:54 pm

Fat is sexy. Says the guy who gained 20 pounds last semester.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby dowu » Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:55 pm

JMac wrote:There is literally one fat person in my section of almost 100 people(and its not me lol). I was actually wondering why I never see fat people in my school(tier 1) when they are all over the place everywhere else I go.

Why did you make an account just to say this? It seems very odd to be your first post.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby JDforme19 » Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:19 am

nmop_apisdn wrote:
JMac wrote:There is literally one fat person in my section of almost 100 people(and its not me lol). I was actually wondering why I never see fat people in my school(tier 1) when they are all over the place everywhere else I go.

Why did you make an account just to say this? It seems very odd to be your first post.

Calm down, detective.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby MauriceGains » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:49 am

No legitimately fat people in my section (area is known for being health conscious), but damn, these guys can't weigh more than a buck ten, soaking wet. Do they even lift?

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby ChikaBoom » Wed Feb 27, 2013 11:29 am

alwayssunnyinfl wrote:I try not to immediately judge people based on dump things, but I write off people with roller backpacks and have never felt bad for it.


This. People bring these to work with them. We don't have anything to take back and forth. What the hell is in there?

Anyway, tagging/bumping to see where this goes.

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Re: Why are law students so fat?!

Postby JDforme19 » Thu Mar 28, 2013 12:53 pm

Gross




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