PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby UVAIce » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:11 pm

dingbat wrote:
UVAIce wrote:
atcushman wrote:I have heard human sacrifice can be slippery slope. You start off only using it here and there when you think you really need it then your using it for fantasy football, video games, to cure hangovers, and before you know it the bodies are piling up and it stops having the same effect it had when you first started and really where do you go when human sacrifice has lost its thrill?


Plus, you run out of virgins pretty quickly.

what virgins? oh, you were talking about yourself, weren't you?


I just don't want to die first :(

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby uvabro » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:11 pm

UVAIce wrote:Charlottesville has, to the best of my knowledge, a fairly limited population of prostitutes and goats. Do you think chickens would be an acceptable alternative?

u can use assumption required.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby uvabro » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:11 pm

UVAIce wrote:
dingbat wrote:
UVAIce wrote:
atcushman wrote:I have heard human sacrifice can be slippery slope. You start off only using it here and there when you think you really need it then your using it for fantasy football, video games, to cure hangovers, and before you know it the bodies are piling up and it stops having the same effect it had when you first started and really where do you go when human sacrifice has lost its thrill?


Plus, you run out of virgins pretty quickly.

what virgins? oh, you were talking about yourself, weren't you?


I just don't want to die first :(

don't worry the virgin never dies. only the popular girl and token black guy.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby History_Buff » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:13 pm

uvabro wrote:don't worry the virgin never dies. only the popular girl and token black guy and the slut.


FTFY of course the popular girl and the slut could be the same person, sometimes that's not the case though.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby uvabro » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:13 pm

atcushman wrote:
UVAIce wrote:Charlottesville has, to the best of my knowledge, a fairly limited population of prostitutes and goats. Do you think chickens would be an acceptable alternative?


Ill defer to UVAbro for an official ruling but I believe there is a scale along the lines of

1 Goat=2 prostitutes=4 Chickens

it also varies depending on if the chickens are broilers or fryers

yeah fryers are worth a lot more.

i'd say this looks about right. the ultimate is a goat prostitute. you can find these in pakistan. they're easily worth like 4 a+'s.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby UVAIce » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:13 pm

Where my dogs at?

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby UVAIce » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:15 pm

uvabro wrote:
atcushman wrote:
UVAIce wrote:Charlottesville has, to the best of my knowledge, a fairly limited population of prostitutes and goats. Do you think chickens would be an acceptable alternative?


Ill defer to UVAbro for an official ruling but I believe there is a scale along the lines of

1 Goat=2 prostitutes=4 Chickens

it also varies depending on if the chickens are broilers or fryers

yeah fryers are worth a lot more.

i'd say this looks about right. the ultimate is a goat prostitute. you can find these in pakistan. they're easily worth like 4 a+'s.


Old laying hens are worth -1 chickens.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby atcushman » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:17 pm

do they just give you your degree and a biglaw partnership for a virgin goat prostitute

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby atcushman » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:18 pm

UVAIce wrote:Where my dogs at?


depending on size i would say dogs are worth slightly less than goats cats on the other hand...

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby dingbat » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:22 pm

atcushman wrote:
UVAIce wrote:Where my dogs at?


depending on size i would say dogs are worth slightly less than goats cats on the other hand...

Sacrificing a dog means you go straight to hell, you do not get to pass law school and you do not get to collect $160k

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby UVAIce » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:28 pm

dingbat wrote:
atcushman wrote:
UVAIce wrote:Where my dogs at?


depending on size i would say dogs are worth slightly less than goats cats on the other hand...

Sacrificing a dog means you go straight to hell, you do not get to pass law school and you do not get to collect $160k


I was actually hoping for a token black guy to take one for the team.

That being said, are there any red shirts in the house?

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby Lacepiece23 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:33 pm

Got grades back. Top third at a T14. Pretty happy. Thanks TLS for everything. Can't believe that I did this well. I might have the lowest lsat score out of anyone in my class. Thank God for TLS.

GL to everyone else still waiting on grades.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby UVAIce » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:36 pm

Lacepiece23 wrote:Got grades back. Top third at a T14. Pretty happy. Thanks TLS for everything. Can't believe that I did this well. I might have the lowest lsat score out of anyone in my class. Thank God for TLS.

GL to everyone else still waiting on grades.


Congrats. Cornell is releasing all their grades today, right?

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby hephaestus » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:37 pm

UVAIce wrote:
Lacepiece23 wrote:Got grades back. Top third at a T14. Pretty happy. Thanks TLS for everything. Can't believe that I did this well. I might have the lowest lsat score out of anyone in my class. Thank God for TLS.

GL to everyone else still waiting on grades.


Congrats. Cornell is releasing all their grades today, right?

Yes all grades were released.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby UVAIce » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:40 pm

ImNoScar wrote:
UVAIce wrote:
Lacepiece23 wrote:Got grades back. Top third at a T14. Pretty happy. Thanks TLS for everything. Can't believe that I did this well. I might have the lowest lsat score out of anyone in my class. Thank God for TLS.

GL to everyone else still waiting on grades.


Congrats. Cornell is releasing all their grades today, right?

Yes all grades were released.


I am insanely jealous. I think our (UVA) grades deadline is January 21st, which will then take our registrar's office 2-3 days to then post. Also, some professors have a grade deadline of February 15th. FML.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby Benjamin1987 » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:42 pm

A in Torts
A in Crim
A in Contracts
A- in Introduction course
B+ in LR

3.866

yahooo!

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby uvabro » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:47 pm

dingbat wrote:
atcushman wrote:
UVAIce wrote:Where my dogs at?


depending on size i would say dogs are worth slightly less than goats cats on the other hand...

Sacrificing a dog means you go straight to hell, you do not get to pass law school and you do not get to collect $160k

dude u have no sense of humor. u should fix that or you're gonna get median law owned.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby uvabro » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:48 pm

Benjamin1987 wrote:A in Torts
A in Crim
A in Contracts
A- in Introduction course
B+ in LR

3.866

yahooo!

median.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby stillwater » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:52 pm

I don't even know when my grades are coming out. I feel like I am being borne across the River Styx to the shores of Doom.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby BuckinghamB » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:54 pm

hyakku wrote:
BuckinghamB wrote:
hyakku wrote:Nice. I'm hearing we may not see our grades until the first week of February - _ -. I've loved being here all year, and I think this would probably be the only complaint if that's true. A week or two after our peers is cool, but almost a month is kind of absurd. I'm also gonna buy into the conspiracy if it comes out the first week of February as I think one of those days is the day past refund time (I've got to check though, I doubt Z would do that).

Edit: Well that and it's fucking freezing here all the time, but I'm starting not to even mind. I visited people in Jersey and was outside in a light sweater while everyone else was bundled up; felt like I was in the Bahamas.


:shock:

What professors did you have? I'm guessing you're at Mich?


Yea, I'm an OPer so I had Crim, Con and Torts (I'm assuming you're from Mich and know the professors?) Crim. prof seems to be on his shit, no idea how Con / Torts profs well grade. I'm not even really concerned about the grades so much as I just don't want to be wasting time applying to firms that are going to request grades and I'm already out of the running. I'll just enjoy the rest of vacation if I got medianpwned :lol: And win or lose, I'll just end up at Rick's.

Also, completely forgot about thoughtdicking. I was looking for the word I felt towards you guys with grades without wanting to be a complete dick.

Bro, it was only cold on two days last semester.


I adapted to LA weather after moving there years ago in less than 24 hours. Whenever the weather drops below 60 degrees I become the softest kid on earth, immediately.


Yeah, I'm an EFGHer (Crim, Prop, Torts). Didn't you guys have that weird video exam for Crim? Someone from MNOP was telling me that. If we have to wait til Feb. for grades I'll be MAF, especially for property (all multiple choice). Good call on Rick's, though. Probably gonna get to AA early so I can revert back to the undergrad years for a couple nights :D

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby Domiii » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:57 pm

Only got one grade so far... B in LRW. Got a B+ on the final memo, so I don't really know how I managed to hit an overall B. Maybe the professor had his reasons. I don't know. Pretty depressed and anxious while waiting for the other 3 grades.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby dingbat » Mon Jan 07, 2013 4:58 pm

uvabro wrote:
dingbat wrote:
atcushman wrote:
UVAIce wrote:Where my dogs at?


depending on size i would say dogs are worth slightly less than goats cats on the other hand...

Sacrificing a dog means you go straight to hell, you do not get to pass law school and you do not get to collect $160k

dude u have no sense of humor. u should fix that or you're gonna get median law owned.

Based on the grades I've received so far, I'm exactly at median

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby stillwater » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:03 pm

dingbat wrote:]
Based on the grades I've received so far, I'm exactly at median


correlation or causation?

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby uvabro » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:04 pm

dingbat have u considered sacrificing a dog? just tie it up, behead it and bury the head in a pumpkin field. sacrificing 1 dog doesn't make you michael vick.

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Re: PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012

Postby dingbat » Mon Jan 07, 2013 5:05 pm

stillwater wrote:
dingbat wrote:]
Based on the grades I've received so far, I'm exactly at median


correlation or causation?
dingbat wrote:I was told grades come out around the end of January




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