PANIC!! 1L Fall Grade Waiting Thread - 2012 Forum

[History_Buff]

I have the feeling I'm about to get medianpwned with two grades in.

[UnamSanctam]

Nice. I'm hearing we may not see our grades until the first week of February - _ -. I've loved being here all year, and I think this would probably be the only complaint if that's true. A week or two after our peers is cool, but almost a month is kind of absurd. I'm also gonna buy into the conspiracy if it comes out the first week of February as I think one of those days is the day past refund time (I've got to check though, I doubt Z would do that).

Edit: Well that and it's fucking freezing here all the time, but I'm starting not to even mind. I visited people in Jersey and was outside in a light sweater while everyone else was bundled up; felt like I was in the Bahamas.

Bro, it was only cold on two days last semester.

[HBBJohnStamos]

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[hyakku]

Nice. I'm hearing we may not see our grades until the first week of February - _ -. I've loved being here all year, and I think this would probably be the only complaint if that's true. A week or two after our peers is cool, but almost a month is kind of absurd. I'm also gonna buy into the conspiracy if it comes out the first week of February as I think one of those days is the day past refund time (I've got to check though, I doubt Z would do that).

Edit: Well that and it's fucking freezing here all the time, but I'm starting not to even mind. I visited people in Jersey and was outside in a light sweater while everyone else was bundled up; felt like I was in the Bahamas.

What professors did you have? I'm guessing you're at Mich?

Yea, I'm an OPer so I had Crim, Con and Torts (I'm assuming you're from Mich and know the professors?) Crim. prof seems to be on his shit, no idea how Con / Torts profs well grade. I'm not even really concerned about the grades so much as I just don't want to be wasting time applying to firms that are going to request grades and I'm already out of the running. I'll just enjoy the rest of vacation if I got medianpwned And win or lose, I'll just end up at Rick's.

Also, completely forgot about thoughtdicking. I was looking for the word I felt towards you guys with grades without wanting to be a complete dick.

Bro, it was only cold on two days last semester.

I adapted to LA weather after moving there years ago in less than 24 hours. Whenever the weather drops below 60 degrees I become the softest kid on earth, immediately.

[buckythebadger]

Also just received an email from my contracts professor for the highest grade in the class. Couldn't have done it without TLS.

[eaper]

I have the feeling I'm about to get medianpwned with two grades in.

It's ok HB, you're already the most improved poaster on TLS. You don't need a job- you have something more satisfying to take you through life.

[odoylerulez]

I've reached freak-out mode. I think my expectations go down with every day that goes by, and my anxiety levels are at an all-time personal best. I'm not normally an anxious person, either.

Grades are still a week away at the earliest, and all of our grades get dumped at the same time. Last year, grades were delayed until the end of January. I'll be incredibly angry if that happens again.

I seriously feel like my GPA could be anywhere from a 1.5 to a 4.0 with multiple CALI awards. It's the not knowing that sucks.

[smaug_]

I've reached freak-out mode. I think my expectations go down with every day that goes by.

Yuuup.

[Wakelaw15]

wow, still nothing. I'm wondering if people who have the CALI award for these classes have gotten an email from the prof, or if everyone is in the darkness.

[odoylerulez]

I'm pretty sure that here, no one receives a CALI notification until all of the grades are released. I'm assuming that most schools do things this way with some exceptions.

[Wakelaw15]

I'm pretty sure that here, no one receives a CALI notification until all of the grades are released. I'm assuming that most schools do things this way with some exceptions.

I didn't mean the CALI notification exactly, but--as above--email from the prof. to the person who's #1.

[UVAIce]

The bad thing about having one good grade is that all you imagine at the end of the tunnel is 3 B-'s.

[atcushman]

considering sacrificing a goat...

[uvabro]

considering sacrificing a goat...

+1. sacrificing goats is TCR. it works every time. the only bad thing is then u have all these goats bleeding out, and it f's up the carpet. prostitutes can replace goats if it isn't goat season in your area.

[atcushman]

considering sacrificing a goat...

+1. sacrificing goats is TCR. it works every time. the only bad thing is then u have all these goats bleeding out, and it f's up the carpet. prostitutes can replace goats if it isn't goat season in your area.

Thats why you do it in the back yard...my wife would never allow a prostitute on the carpet

[hyakku]

wow, still nothing. I'm wondering if people who have the CALI award for these classes have gotten an email from the prof, or if everyone is in the darkness.

Well fuck me. I didn't even know what these were (I tried to avoid worrying about accolades this first part of 1L year, worked to keep me unstressed), but now that I know about them I'm already convinced people have heard from our profs and I'm thought dicking

No, really though at this point I'm done being stressed. I think something internally just said fuck it when I got done with Skadden's stupendously long application only to read, "We'll start reviewing your app once you've gotten grades to us." I felt like they knew they were trolling me and I refuse to be trolled by a law firm -_-.

[uvabro]

considering sacrificing a goat...

+1. sacrificing goats is TCR. it works every time. the only bad thing is then u have all these goats bleeding out, and it f's up the carpet. prostitutes can replace goats if it isn't goat season in your area.

Thats why you do it in the back yard...my wife would never allow a prostitute on the carpet

well i only marry prostitutes to avoid this problem. the issue is i find myself having to get remarried every few weeks because i keep sacrificing them.

[History_Buff]

A- in Criminal Law makes me feel much better also did okay in Torts, still waiting to hear about property.

[atcushman]

I have heard human sacrifice can be slippery slope. You start off only using it here and there when you think you really need it then your using it for fantasy football, video games, to cure hangovers, and before you know it the bodies are piling up and it stops having the same effect it had when you first started and really where do you go when human sacrifice has lost its thrill?

[UVAIce]

Charlottesville has, to the best of my knowledge, a fairly limited population of prostitutes and goats. Do you think chickens would be an acceptable alternative?

[UVAIce]

I feel as if we should tag our school, or school range, in the grades we post. I just have no context for all this.

[History_Buff]

I have heard human sacrifice can be slippery slope. You start off only using it here and there when you think you really need it then your using it for fantasy football, video games, to cure hangovers, and before you know it the bodies are piling up and it stops having the same effect it had when you first started and really where do you go when human sacrifice has lost its thrill?

On the plus side it's a really good way of getting rid of those pesky Jehovah's Witnesses.

[UVAIce]

I have heard human sacrifice can be slippery slope. You start off only using it here and there when you think you really need it then your using it for fantasy football, video games, to cure hangovers, and before you know it the bodies are piling up and it stops having the same effect it had when you first started and really where do you go when human sacrifice has lost its thrill?

Plus, you run out of virgins pretty quickly.

[dingbat]

I have heard human sacrifice can be slippery slope. You start off only using it here and there when you think you really need it then your using it for fantasy football, video games, to cure hangovers, and before you know it the bodies are piling up and it stops having the same effect it had when you first started and really where do you go when human sacrifice has lost its thrill?

Plus, you run out of virgins pretty quickly.

what virgins? oh, you were talking about yourself, weren't you?

[atcushman]

Charlottesville has, to the best of my knowledge, a fairly limited population of prostitutes and goats. Do you think chickens would be an acceptable alternative?

Ill defer to UVAbro for an official ruling but I believe there is a scale along the lines of

1 Goat=2 prostitutes=4 Chickens

it also varies depending on if the chickens are broilers or fryers