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Re: fml

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:05 pm
by I.P. Daly
Perhaps your prof thought you forgot something and went back to retrieve it.

Edit: typos :oops:

Re: fml

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:07 pm
by dr123
As an academic (arguably the strangest motherfuckers on the planet), I am sure your prof has had many awkward encounters such as this.

Re: fml

Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2012 3:08 pm
by 20130312
splittermcsplit88 wrote:Met a professor (whose class I skipped) while leaving school, so I walked with her to the parking lot. She asked "where did you park?" and I said "right here," pointing to a car nearby. But, I clearly didn't drive and booked it out of there. Is she going to think I'm a lying weirdo? :oops:

LAW STUDENTS.

Re: fml

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:01 am
by splittermcsplit88
FML. I was leaving starbucks after getting my coffee when I THINK I saw my prof. come in. So, like the socially awkward penguin I am, I hurry out of there. Then, I get on the elevator at my school and the prof. walks in :shock: without even looking at me she says "Mr. xx, I thought I saw you over at starbucks." My brain turns full retard and says "haha...I'm ready for torts!" She walks away silently.

Re: fml

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:26 am
by Gumby
why would you park in the staff parking lot...?

You're not staff...

Re: fml

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 8:39 am
by 20130312
splittermcsplit88 wrote:FML. I was leaving starbucks after getting my coffee when I THINK I saw my prof. come in. So, like the socially awkward penguin I am, I hurry out of there. Then, I get on the elevator at my school and the prof. walks in :shock: without even looking at me she says "Mr. xx, I thought I saw you over at starbucks." My brain turns full retard and says "haha...I'm ready for torts!" She walks away silently.

Law Students' Aspiest Hits, Vol. 2.

Re: fml

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 9:49 am
by Samara
InGoodFaith wrote:
splittermcsplit88 wrote:FML. I was leaving starbucks after getting my coffee when I THINK I saw my prof. come in. So, like the socially awkward penguin I am, I hurry out of there. Then, I get on the elevator at my school and the prof. walks in :shock: without even looking at me she says "Mr. xx, I thought I saw you over at starbucks." My brain turns full retard and says "haha...I'm ready for torts!" She walks away silently.

Law Students' Aspiest Hits, Vol. 2.

Would buy.

Re: fml

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:30 pm
by Jimbo_Jones
splittermcsplit88 wrote:FML. I was leaving starbucks after getting my coffee when I THINK I saw my prof. come in. So, like the socially awkward penguin I am, I hurry out of there. Then, I get on the elevator at my school and the prof. walks in :shock: without even looking at me she says "Mr. xx, I thought I saw you over at starbucks." My brain turns full retard and says "haha...I'm ready for torts!" She walks away silently.


Fail. Should have cracked a joke about "another million dollar cup of coffee." Would have been instant A++ for you.

Re: fml

Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2012 12:55 pm
by 071816
splittermcsplit88 wrote:FML. I was leaving starbucks after getting my coffee when I THINK I saw my prof. come in. So, like the socially awkward penguin I am, I hurry out of there. Then, I get on the elevator at my school and the prof. walks in :shock: without even looking at me she says "Mr. xx, I thought I saw you over at starbucks." My brain turns full retard and says "haha...I'm ready for torts!" She walks away silently.

Nice. I actually laughed out loud at this one.

Re: fml

Posted: Sat Oct 27, 2012 11:02 am
by jgc02a
I bet your prof was just about to ask you to go out with her for drinks, but now she won't because she thinks you're weird!!!!!!! Too bad you could have got lucky braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! :D