F**k Law School

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dooood
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Re: Fuck Law School

Postby dooood » Fri Apr 13, 2012 3:36 pm

Lawst wrote:I would guess that if you could fuck law school, it would just lie there, impassive and bored. No thanks.

You would meet it when you were kinda drunk and the lights were dim, so it looked hot. You'd take it home and stumble into bed with it without a condo. It would be terrible sex, and you'd end up getting it pregnant, after which you'd be stuck paying for your mistake for many years

NotMyRealName09
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Re: Fuck Law School

Postby NotMyRealName09 » Sat Apr 14, 2012 1:28 pm

dooood wrote:
Lawst wrote:I would guess that if you could fuck law school, it would just lie there, impassive and bored. No thanks.

You would meet it when you were kinda drunk and the lights were dim, so it looked hot. You'd take it home and stumble into bed with it without a condo. It would be terrible sex, and you'd end up getting it pregnant, after which you'd be stuck paying for your mistake for many years


And herpes. You'd get anal herpes. Itch like crazy, and you'll regret it forever.




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