Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby traynorsbizarro » Thu Mar 29, 2012 6:45 pm

Gunnerz Paradize Pt. IV: The Eminem Factor

What it do? Back in '99, when I was just a yungblood pwning 8th grade civics and getting mad azz off the strength of my hall-monitor detail, if you had asked me what E&E stands for, I would have probably thought you were referring to Eminem. Marshall Mathers is an inspiration to all tru gunnaz. He is skinny and weird looking and was bullied a lot. But by being obnoxious and good with words, he has made it to the top of the game...some might even say, GOAT status. Whether you're prepping for exams or picking out the best blaza for ASWs, bump this mix for sum inspiration.

1. My name is...? Side 1, track 1 of the discography is all about first impressions. I talked about orientation strategies a lil in the Hard Timez tape, but u got2 take it even further back, to when your first visiting LS...it's an exciting time, because you'll get to meet a lot of new people who aren't yet acquainted with your skillz. Just the other in property, twas a super compelling lecture about appurtenant easements, and this prospective in the backrow raises up like a flag pole---unprompted, Kingsley aint even asked a question. Spoke for a solid minute and a half. Course what he said didn't make any damn sense at all (he kept calling the dominant estate owner a "renter" lololol), but I still had to give him props. He had that fire. After class I stopped him in the hallz and gave him one of the cards I got myself made at Kinko's. He looked me in the eyes and said "Hi, my name is..." and I said "you gonna rise under me, son."

2. Seduction. Course the other great thing about visiting schools is sizing up the so-called " " competition" " quote-unquote (it is hard to overemphasize the sarcasm I feel as I type these words). "I feel like I'm morphin into something so incredible I'm dwarfing all competition..." This track is about stealing some bros' slam piece, but to me aint no lady flyer than the A+. This is specially true since my bitch ex-GF broke my heart in 2, y'all. Which brings us to...

3. Kim (Alt: the one where he ties his wife up and throws her into the river with his daughter in the front seat.) Justice Storey: "The law is a jealous mistress and requires a long and constant courtship.":: Eminem: "Kim! Kim! Why don't you like me? Am I ugly?"Now I'm not condoning domestic violence (in fact Im doing an RA thing for a prof. teaching this exclusive 1 cred. seminar on that very topic, this is on top of my SEC internship, NBD). But if you ever start feeling lost/confused with the material, like the law is disrepscting yr manhood, just do as E does...fantasize about murdering lady justice's disloyal ass. Btw., I dunno really what J. Storez prob. was; guess his game wasn't tight enough to get lady law to give him brainz on date 1. Specially since she's blind so u imagine she must have had low standards. [Btw. making these kinds of jokes during office hours is a GREAT way to get on kingsley's good side; feel free to plagiarize.]

4. Without Me. Breaks, specially that long Xmas break, can be tough on a gunnaz spirit. It's really hard to find things to do to fill that time; there's only so many games of solitaire a dawg can play. Your momz gets tired of dropping u off at the mall, and starts to ask for help around the house. Your girlfriend is in Canada/doesn't exist, and all the skinz in your hometown are sooo ignorant its hard to talk to them. Advice: Go back through the supplementz for spring classes a few more times, cased u missed something...But that's why it's so a relief to get back into dem hallz. You got that bop to your walk, you give yr. classmates the stare from the yard, it's great...It also seems like people's guards are down in the first few weeks back and u almost feel like Pierson sniping. Alt: Forgot about Dre.

5. 3 am. Shit gets 4 real in the library late at night...

6. Lose yourself. Damn, moot-court semis. Top five evenings of my life, hand's down. Don't even remember my " "competition" " . Don't even remember which cardigan I was wearing. I do remember the judges. One of 'em is sum Kingsley emiratus. One of ems a magistrate judge. The other is an OG gunna 3L who I would literally take a C- for. The topic: Obamacare. As I stared into the little red light of the minicam recording---me---for the local public access station, I thought, Damn. Just that, damn. All of a sudden, my whole argument slipz out of my head. I can't even remember the honorifics for the judges. I'm choking now, they're joking now. Then I thought, this world is mine for the taking. Make me king. And I crushed that shit. I can't believe that was already like 3 weeks ago.

7. Not Afraid. Hip hop heads are divided over newer Em. Some say he fell off. Some say he still got it. Honestly, I'm in the former camp. It's like he gunned hard in the fall, did well, and decided to take it easy, then come finals he forgot how da game worked...still u got to respect the man for trying. It's like seeing jobless 2Ls showing up to skool in suitz in late March, desperately seeking...ne thing...the best part about this track is it's ironic how his voice quavers in the chorus, like he really IS pretty scared. That's the same emotion I see in dem 2ls eyes.

8. Just Don't Give a Fuck. Scenario: it's crunchtime, just a couple weeks before exams. Some airhead who always screws up the Erie analysis when she be coldcalled approaches you in the biblioteca. Hey, can I borrow your outline...you always seem well prepared? I'm really worried about that test (she calls it a test, like it's spelling class). Whatta you tell her?


9. The Way I Am. Haters always ask, What is it makes us gunnaz tick? Is it the drive for $$ and prestige? Inferiority complexes? Asperberger's syndrome? Maybe...but it's something deeper, too. I want y'all to recognize, being a gunna is NOT confined to LS. It's a way of life. And you're gonna find gunnaz in every walk of life. Oprah. Optimus Prime. 2-Pac. All tru gunnaz. Also, all objects of scorn by less succesful non-gunnaz..."Go call you a lawyer, file you a lawsuit I'll buy a wardrobe and smile in the courtroom. I don't mean to be mean but it's all I can be is be me...and I Am. Whatever. You say. I Am." What makes biz a gunna? It's just the way I am.

Stay Tuned for Part V!

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby zodiaKilla » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:30 pm

i just an OL but i can tell this dude a straight bitch...aint come round my skool fronting like dat...sayz u a gunna, but u never copped nothing u beeen hustling a longtime but u never got nothing. aint no gunna, yous a runna

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby lsatcrazy » Thu Mar 29, 2012 7:36 pm

Nightrunner wrote:
rad lulz wrote:Solid shit bro

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby Bless » Thu Mar 29, 2012 8:24 pm

LMAO.



Raw thread.

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby zodiaKilla » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:20 am

4 real, this dude a herb...anyone who likes this = TTT. PM your lsat score @ me traynor, i dare u...i show u we he gun round here

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby beachbum » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:22 am

lsatcrazy wrote:
Nightrunner wrote:
rad lulz wrote:Solid shit bro

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby JamMasterJ » Fri Mar 30, 2012 12:25 am

posting in an epic thread

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby jcccc » Fri Mar 30, 2012 3:08 am

ahhaha nice

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby CorkBoard » Fri Mar 30, 2012 9:43 am

Flagged for inspiration/lulz.

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby keg411 » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:32 am

This is awesome.

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby paratactical » Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:42 am

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby laxbrah420 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:56 pm

traynorsbizarro wrote:4.Papoose, law library."the law is deadly, get yr mind ready, you could be out in january"... of 2014. Self explanatory.

Chill beat, gangster flow, worst lyrics of all time. :lol:

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby PARTY » Tue Apr 03, 2012 3:57 pm

i'm glad this thread was revived.

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby shock259 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:43 pm

Papoose - Law Libary is AWESOME

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby 071816 » Tue Apr 03, 2012 4:46 pm

shock259 wrote:Papoose - Law Libary is AWESOME


+1 that shit cracked me up.

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby shock259 » Sat Apr 07, 2012 8:50 pm

Formal request for moar songs.

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby traynorsbizarro » Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:02 am

PREVIEW: Gunnerz paradize mixtape part V: "party & bullshit"

Joe Budden, Pump it up: Ladies! Gunnaz! Shortiez! Its thirtze thurzday y'all! Sometimes biz be gunning 2 da limit, locked down in the big house aka the libs...then I check my digi watch and I realizr BARREVIEW 2NITE....then I check the SBA email to figure out the locus in quo...then I get on the vespa & gtfo. BR is the Perfect place to intinmadatw the crabz cluttering up the hallz: they will b vulnerable and inebritated. You will be wound up tighter than kingsleys bowtie. Ready to. Drop. Sum. Knowledge. Do yr thing, let em do their thing; but if nebody starts talking BLL get in there and show em who's the TTT don. Bitchez love that shit. Drink: dr. Pepper & benedictine

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby traynorsbizarro » Thu Apr 12, 2012 2:14 am

Sup Y'all biz here. i been gunning hard 4 a minute and figuring out a "earnest" facial hair thang for summer interny...newayz...just in time 4 finalz stay tuned for Part V "party & bullshit" which is all abt popping addrl, hitting on LLMs, & sipping syruppp

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby PARTY » Thu Apr 12, 2012 4:21 am

respect.

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby FryBreadPower » Thu Apr 12, 2012 5:00 am

God damnit this is fantastic. The rest of TLS needs to step its game up.

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby clown?bro » Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:02 am

Part VI: No Rest for a Gunna

Allow me to reintroduce myself.... shits been hectic. it ain't always easy for a gunna. lost my summer job for critiquing my prof's work on contracts as performance art as "fuck dumb and homo." got banned from the boardz for fucking with a mod's lady piece. wore redwings gear and a fitted thru OCI and struck the fuck out. meanwhile, a new breed of 1Ls has taken the hallz by storm...they're like the chief keefs and lil jojos of LS....so while all i want to do is kick my top siderz up and rest on my laurels like nas after the Firm fizzled, as an OG i recognize its my role to step up. like they say, no rest for a gunna.

1. Biggie, things done changed. Remember back in the day? When gunnaz made waves? Rocking highlighters in 3 shades? Laughing at cold calls just to phase? Hanging at bar review, drinking brews? I do, son. I remember turning in my LRW memo on onionskin. I remember getting neck tattoos of UCC 2-207, not giving a fuck. Noone had seen gunna shit like that before... But turn your pagers to semester 3: gunnaz is getting smoked G, believe me. You get in the game, you change it, then you got to play that changed game. Listen up, 1Ls: first semester is a once in a lifetime. Pretty soon, things gonna done change.

2. Prodigy, keep it thoro. Beef is inevitable. Sure, you got a pact of convenience with your section rivalz, trading each other fucked up outlines with the BLL all wrong but lounging together during the lunch hour so no gunna got to eat alone, but there's some fuck gunna you don't even see, hating himself, hating his decision to go to LS, 20 lbs. overweight, listening to this track on his ghey beats by dre headphones, wanting nothing but to get a 4.3 to prove "them" wrong, then when he does feeling pleasure for like 10 sec. before he's back on the cyclce of shame and other dark shit that got him here in the first place. don't try to be his friend: hes lip synching lyrics like "my attitudes all fucked up and real shitty." He don't run for student org boards ("will that help me at OCI? doubt it") or play flag football on a sunny thurzday ("i have asthma"). instead he's got you in his crosshairs. Alt: 50 cent, bad news.

3. Children of the corn, don't sleep. Don't sleep motherfucker. Don't ever sleep.

4. Capone and Noreaga, phonetime. I said it before, but if there's one thing LS is most like, its being locked up. In the bighouse. the slammer. the belly of the beast. upstate. Capone says, "i'm pumpin iron and reading books. I'mma hit the law library, I hope I'm home soon!" And noreagas like, "Uh, I'm in Queens getting nice and fucking hos..keep your head up, my gunna." So went every conversation with peoople on the outside, before they got too depressing and stopped answering my calls. Then when you do get out, for Xmas break or whatev, your old friends will be like "he's different. his eyes are all blank." and they'll accuse you of being creepy with the girls which is probably true cause its all you can do not to just proposition em for like a cut of your future biglaw earnings cause its been so damn long.

5. 2Pac, Gunnaz Mansion. We gunnaz need a spot where we can kick it. A spot where we belong, that's just for us. Some young 1L hitta takes over your carrel (I know they're reserved, but it's awkward to be like, "um, can you move, please?"). I know the LR offices are dope, but I got problems with an AE that go way back to when she was the TA in property...greeks restauranteurs are always kicking me out of their places of bizness for ordering coffee and nothing to eat. "No one sees my struggle. They only see my trouble. Not knowing its hard to carry on where no one loves you." Damn, I wish i could turn in the finalest of exams now and receive my eternal grade. And who would be up in the gunnaz mansion? The greats. Nixon. Desert Fox. Marilyn vos Savant. Charles Murray. Rad Lulz. Vosburg. Putney. Pac. 1 fine day, my gunnaz...when this life is over....

This post is dedicated to Barack Obama. 4 more years!

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby tonton » Tue Nov 06, 2012 6:13 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:

this just made my day.

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby 071816 » Tue Nov 06, 2012 2:00 pm

LOL @ "show em who's the TTT don."

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby dannynoonan87 » Tue Nov 20, 2012 3:21 am

Why is Vosburg in the gunnaz mansion? DUDE WAS SOFT

great call with C-N-N "Phonetime" it's a classic

I've been bumping A$AP Ferg - "Work"

"I'll be out tomorrow / My lawyer Jewish / he work hard / he put in WORK"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Es0sDqWnAZY#t=2m40s

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Re: Gunnerz Paradize Mixtape Pt. 1

Postby Lawquacious » Tue Nov 20, 2012 4:59 am

Brutha, lay off dat crystal meth. Brutha.
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