I am so amazing. I don't like to brag, but all my classmates keep asking how amazing I am. I want to tell them, but I think they will be jealous of how amazing I am (I pity the non-amazing, so I don't want them to feel bad about not being as amazing as me). I can't let them think I'm not amazing, because it would be so bad if everybody didn't know how amazing I am. Can anybody tell me what to do, and maybe comment on my amazingness?
I wouldn't tell your classmates because honestly I don't even know you, but if there was a way to punch you through the internet, I would. I can't imagine how much people would want to punch you in real life.