Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

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Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby Sapientia » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:15 pm

I have to piss frequently when I drink caffeine, and I plan on being full of caffeine during exams. I'd hate to have to go to the john during a test, so I'm thinking about buying a few adult diapers for the next week and a half. Anyone else plan on doing this?

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Postby MrKappus » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:16 pm

Sapientia wrote:I have to piss frequently when I drink caffeine, and I plan on being full of caffeine during exams. I'd hate to have to go to the john during a test, so I'm thinking about buying a few adult diapers for the next week and a half. Anyone else plan on doing this?


Made me laugh. But it should be in the Lounge.

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Postby 071816 » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:17 pm

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Re: Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby AreJay711 » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:18 pm

Nah, calmly leaving the exam and taking a 10 min bathroom break will freak the rest of your section out so bad that you will make up for lost time on the curve.

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Postby target » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:32 pm

Sapientia wrote:I have to piss frequently when I drink caffeine, and I plan on being full of caffeine during exams. I'd hate to have to go to the john during a test, so I'm thinking about buying a few adult diapers for the next week and a half. Anyone else plan on doing this?


Rubber band is way cheaper I guarantee.

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Re: Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby Bildungsroman » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:33 pm

Very obviously piss your pants but don't even slow down your typing for a second. ALPHA as FUCK.

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Re: Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby MrPapagiorgio » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:35 pm

What is this I don't even

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Postby kaiser » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:43 pm

Diapers are for babies. Are you an adult or a baby? The answer to that question should determine whether you should wear a diaper (and whether the practice of law is the right career path for you).

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Re: Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby Big Shrimpin » Wed Dec 07, 2011 9:44 pm

Just bring an empty gallon jug. When you gotta drain the main vein, whip 'er out, aim, and fill 'er up!

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Re: Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby crEEp » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:06 pm

Diapers are so weak. Real men use Foley caths... there's no feeling quite as invigorating as the forceful insertion of a urinary catheter.

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Postby ilovesf » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:12 pm

Weird, I was joking about this with my friends a couple of days ago. If you do this, report back and tell us how it goes.

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Postby buckilaw » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:17 pm

AreJay711 wrote:Nah, calmly leaving the exam and taking a 10 min bathroom break will freak the rest of your section out so bad that you will make up for lost time on the curve.


The more alpha move would be to just shit yourself in the middle of an exam...look around the room...clear your throat...exclaim, "my bad" and then continue typing.

As you type furiously the proctor can have the odd experience of seeing 90 or so people quickly show signs of confusion that morph into disgust and rage.

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Postby doceydoe » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:18 pm

Sapientia wrote:I have to piss frequently when I drink caffeine, and I plan on being full of caffeine during exams. I'd hate to have to go to the john during a test, so I'm thinking about buying a few adult diapers for the next week and a half. Anyone else plan on doing this?



LOL...not a bad idea....think about it, if you have to go, you won't be able to concentrate AND you might be a distraction to test-takers (squirming and what not)

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Re: Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby joemoviebuff » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:20 pm

I don't know about you, but I would imagine sitting in my own piss would have more of a negative effect on my exam than taking five minutes to find a goddamn bathroom.

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Postby kaiser » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:22 pm

I remember someone asked this question about the LSAT once, and I was joking around about it with my friend's dad, who is a long-time lawyer. He put it quite eloquently when he said "If its that important, you can hold it the f*** in". I'd like to echo these wise words.

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Postby Sapientia » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:45 pm

joemoviebuff wrote:I don't know about you, but I would imagine sitting in my own piss would have more of a negative effect on my exam than taking five minutes to find a goddamn bathroom.


True; I didn't think about it like that. Maybe I'll wear sweatpants and duct-tape a water bottle to the tip of my penis.

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Re: Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby monkey85 » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:46 pm

Just pee in your pants bro. I wanna hear about it on ATL.

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Postby stratocophic » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:50 pm

never heard of stadium pal, eh? loln00b

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Postby blong4133 » Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:04 am

I can vouch for the 10 minute bathroom break. Today in my evidence final (a 3 hour exam that took me about 2 1/2 hours to finish), some jackwad gets up not even an hour in and walks out. Normally I don't even notice but for some reason I was just amazed at the fact that he was finished so quickly. I sat there for a solid 5 or so minutes not able to focus on the test thinking about it.

then he walked back in and I realized how big of an idiot I am.

But if you have a problem with peeing, take a gatorade bottle in and sit in the back of the room. Gatorade bottles are key. Either that or just eat a box of those energy Sheets. I think an entire box is equivalent to a pot of coffee. haha

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Re: Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby quiver » Thu Dec 08, 2011 12:16 am

I would use bathroom time constructively: I would hold it until I read the next fact pattern and then go to the bathroom so that I could think about the fact pattern while I was in there. Usually my bathroom breaks were once an exam for like 2 minutes so it didn't matter all that much, but it made me feel better knowing that I could start writing as soon as I got back.

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Postby thegrayman » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:21 am

If you do get up to go pee, make sure to make a groan or some other noise like you just lost your shit and realized you can't hack it; then come back in cool as shit and get back to business

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Re: Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby commoner » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:27 am

people do wear diapers. but honestly, it's not the longest test in the world ( Try the California Bar....12 hours over two days I believe) and you get the break. I would wear one if you really are sweating the possibility; 99 to 0ne you won't need it. Or better yet come in in just the diaper to save time on clothing adjustment during test. and have a pacifier in your mouth. and always tell mommy when you need to go potty.

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Re: Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby snailio » Thu Dec 08, 2011 1:45 am

Everyone I know uses the Sheturpanti diaper with comfort air pocket in the rear and with the new
"Now holds 20% more volume" it's the baddest diaper around. :twisted:

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Re: Wearing an adult diaper to exams. Recommended?

Postby goodolgil » Thu Dec 08, 2011 3:48 am

Usually go to the bathroom 2-4 times (always heavily caffeinated and being worried about needing to pee makes me pee more) with a cigarette break or two thrown in. Finished all (or almost all) my exams early; top 10%.

YMMV.




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