Orientation tips?

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby justhockey31 » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:34 pm

TheFactor wrote:
eandy wrote:
TheFactor wrote:Conflicting advice ITT.

Hook up with section mates or no?

Sure. Makes you relevant.

One and done or once-a-week booty call?


lock her down

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby TheFactor » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:34 pm

eandy wrote:One and done. Wham, bam, make me a sandwich m'am. GTFO.

wanna go to dinner?

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby FeelTheHeat » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:35 pm

Walk in and yell "WHO WANTS TO FUCK NODUMMY?!?!"

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby Bless » Mon Jul 18, 2011 11:45 pm

LMAO.


Ask how much scholarship money the got. Don't ask IF they got scholarship money; just assume that they did.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby worldtraveler » Tue Jul 19, 2011 9:19 am

Don't roll around on the ground making out with your boyfriend and then later "not remember" that you did that.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby ran12 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:00 am

TheFactor wrote:Conflicting advice ITT.

Hook up with section mates or no?


I don't know why no ones mentioned hooking up with UGs. They're much more easily impressed and a whole lot easier to deal with.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby bjsesq » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:05 am

Lieut Kaffee wrote:
zanda wrote:1. Show up
2. Get drunk
3. Don't get too drunk
4. Don't hook up with sectionmate
5. Don't mention your LSAT score
6. Don't talk about law school grades despite not having started
7. Be friendly


LOLOLOLOLOL. <3, manwhore.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby almightypush » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:17 am

ran12 wrote:
TheFactor wrote:Conflicting advice ITT.

Hook up with section mates or no?


I don't know why no ones mentioned hooking up with UGs. They're much more easily impressed and a whole lot easier to deal with.


UG slaying FTW.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby bjsesq » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:22 am

almightypush wrote:
ran12 wrote:
TheFactor wrote:Conflicting advice ITT.

Hook up with section mates or no?


I don't know why no ones mentioned hooking up with UGs. They're much more easily impressed and a whole lot easier to deal with.


UG slaying FTW.


If you use what worked for you in ug, yeah. But dropping the "i'm a lawl student" will get you vagina no-offered.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby ran12 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:28 am

bjsesq wrote:
almightypush wrote:
ran12 wrote:
TheFactor wrote:Conflicting advice ITT.

Hook up with section mates or no?


I don't know why no ones mentioned hooking up with UGs. They're much more easily impressed and a whole lot easier to deal with.


UG slaying FTW.


If you use what worked for you in ug, yeah. But dropping the "i'm a lawl student" will get you vagina no-offered.


You just saved my life with your wisdom

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby englawyer » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:33 am

how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby bjsesq » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:34 am

englawyer wrote:how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..


What school do you go to that dropping in on a UG party is difficult?

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby englawyer » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:42 am

i go to HLS. I don't think I've ever even met any H ug's while I was here...

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby bjsesq » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:44 am

englawyer wrote:i go to HLS. I don't think I've ever even met any H ug's while I was here...


H is a bit different, though. Just go, um anywhere, and drop the H-bomb. Pick up some sluts from Sufflok law who have dollar signs in their eyes.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby FeelTheHeat » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:44 am

bjsesq wrote:
englawyer wrote:how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..


What school do you go to that dropping in on a UG party is difficult?


I think it depends on the school you are at. Lower the UG admission standards=more likely they will be impressed with the lawl school drop. The vast majority of people I've met and know (relegated to the state of FL) still think that being a lawyer is impressive.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby bjsesq » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:49 am

FeelTheHeat wrote:
bjsesq wrote:
englawyer wrote:how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..


What school do you go to that dropping in on a UG party is difficult?


I think it depends on the school you are at. Lower the UG admission standards=more likely they will be impressed with the lawl school drop. The vast majority of people I've met and know (relegated to the state of FL) still think that being a lawyer is impressive.


Or the more prestigious the law school. Harvard is the fucking H-bomb. Bitches love Harvard.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby D-hops » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:52 am

bjsesq wrote:
FeelTheHeat wrote:
bjsesq wrote:
englawyer wrote:how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..


What school do you go to that dropping in on a UG party is difficult?


I think it depends on the school you are at. Lower the UG admission standards=more likely they will be impressed with the lawl school drop. The vast majority of people I've met and know (relegated to the state of FL) still think that being a lawyer is impressive.


Or the more prestigious the law school. Harvard is the fucking H-bomb. Bitches love Harvard.


VW alt?

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby bjsesq » Tue Jul 19, 2011 10:55 am

D-hops wrote:VW alt?


*Insert stupid red card photo here*

Discuss, using unnecessary statistics and feel good rhetoric, how Harvard is the best school in the land. Discuss how I go there, writing Harvard as an adjective, adverb, and preposition. fap to a picture of Elena Kagan. Cry, then repeat.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby eandy » Tue Jul 19, 2011 11:44 am

TheFactor wrote:
eandy wrote:One and done. Wham, bam, make me a sandwich m'am. GTFO.

wanna go to dinner?

You're doing it wrong.

englawyer wrote:how exactly will you hook up with UG? It's not like there are tons of UG trolling law school parties for the hope of meeting a LS guy. I guess you can try to weasel your way into UG parties somehow but this doesn't seem like it would be that easy. It seems like the best non-ls option is just the local bar scene, which probably doesn't have all that many UG..

We have girls that do that. It is lulzy as hell because they obviously don't realize that A. half of us will be unemployed, and B. most of the big law kids($$) are at home fapping to Corbin on Contracts or something.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby TheFactor » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:01 pm

eandy wrote:
TheFactor wrote:
eandy wrote:One and done. Wham, bam, make me a sandwich m'am. GTFO.

wanna go to dinner?

You're doing it wrong.

Okay, how's this...

Do you wanna have casual sex, make me a sandwich and never speak to each other again?

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby evilxs » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:02 pm

lawgod wrote:
zanda wrote:5. Don't mention your LSAT score


Then how do you decide who to invite to your study group?



Study groups are a waste of time.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby bjsesq » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:04 pm

evilxs wrote:
lawgod wrote:
zanda wrote:5. Don't mention your LSAT score


Then how do you decide who to invite to your study group?



Study groups are a waste of time.


You are not very prestigious.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby D-hops » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:05 pm

evilxs wrote:
lawgod wrote:
zanda wrote:5. Don't mention your LSAT score


Then how do you decide who to invite to your study group?



Study groups are a waste of time.


I agree with this for me. But some people study and learn differently, and, for those people, they can be beneficial.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby fingersxd » Tue Jul 19, 2011 12:18 pm

bk1 wrote:I regret propositioning too many females for sexy time.


Only b/c they all turned you down.

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Re: Orientation tips?

Postby rangers0412 » Tue Jul 19, 2011 6:42 pm

best way to turn down study group invitations from those who seem like ritards?




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