The Hijacked Booze Thread [Formerly how to deal with LS]

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby Kronk » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:49 pm

geoduck wrote:Because the only substance that you can actually taste while glugging is sugar? Sorry that I like to savor the flavor of the alcohol and not spend $60+ every time I have some.



geoduck wrote:I'm a 25-year-old PBS employee with mild inherited alcoholism a heavy alcoholic. You?


FTFY

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby geoduck » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:57 pm

Kronk wrote:
geoduck wrote:Because the only substance that you can actually taste while glugging is sugar? Sorry that I like to savor the flavor of the alcohol and not spend $60+ every time I have some.



geoduck wrote:I'm a 25-year-old PBS employee with mild inherited alcoholism a heavy alcoholic. You?


FTFY


How do you figure? You equated it to sunkist and asked why we drink by the ounce if we like it. We drink it by the ounce because we like it. You can't properly taste if you are downing it and not smelling it and experiencing the texture. There is a reason that you shoot Cuervo but sip Casa Dragones. And not just the cost difference.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby JamMasterJ » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:57 pm

Kronk wrote:
ResolutePear wrote:All the booze is nothing.

Play Russian Roulette with yourself.

If you survive, then whatever you do with your life from that point on is on borrowed time - that you'll never pay back.


I read this in a thick Russian accent.

The only way to read it..

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby Skyhook » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:52 am

smokyroom26 wrote:--ImageRemoved--

delicious.


Oh yes!

Kronk wrote:Do people really actually think hard liquor is delicious? I mean, I certainly drink it. And love getting shaboozied. But it's not like it's f'ing Sunkist.

Or are we talking delicious in comparison to other alcohols, most of which taste akin to festering wound disinfectant?
....
I guess I'm then confused about why you drink it by the ounce.


Well, I love Porterhouse steak. And fillet mignon. But it gets fucking expensive to just wolf it down, especially if you are in a decent restaurant like Berns.
I also know that I don't really need more than 1lb of meat for dinner, so I have to savour my meal.

If you build up a collection of decent Scotch, you are paying easily between $60 and $100 a bottle.
If you want the longer aged/rare/cask strength then you can expect to pay a lot more.
Why have a collection? Why not! Variety is always good, plus when you have friends over you can introduce them to the different styles.

And Fanta is better anyway.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby paratactical » Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:46 am

Rooney wrote:
geoduck wrote:
I'm a 25-year-old PBS employee with mild inherited alcoholism. You?


I love this you

+1 geoduck, you have won my heart in this thread.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby jarv1506 » Thu Jun 09, 2011 9:54 am

Skyhook wrote:
smokyroom26 wrote:--ImageRemoved--

delicious.


Oh yes!


+1

Hell Yeah! Lagavulin is my favorite Islay Scotch, so peaty. Well done!

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby apollo13 » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:20 am

This is why I love lurking around @ TLS forum,
TSL users could totally argue about anything in any form with valid expression of words.
Whereas, skateboarding online forums have imbecile shits like "Yea, thatz rad dude" "Gave me a broner" "shred that hard bromang." In any case, God damn, 3$ for a Jameson Shot? its 7$ in New York City...

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby bjsesq » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:54 am

apollo13 wrote:This is why I love lurking around @ TLS forum,
TSL users could totally argue about anything in any form with valid expression of words.
Whereas, skateboarding online forums have imbecile shits like "Yea, thatz rad dude" "Gave me a broner" "shred that hard bromang." In any case, God damn, 3$ for a Jameson Shot? its 7$ in New York City...


This post shredz so fucking hard, brah, I just got a nollie boner.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby Rooney » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:55 am

bjsesq wrote:
apollo13 wrote:This is why I love lurking around @ TLS forum,
TSL users could totally argue about anything in any form with valid expression of words.
Whereas, skateboarding online forums have imbecile shits like "Yea, thatz rad dude" "Gave me a broner" "shred that hard bromang." In any case, God damn, 3$ for a Jameson Shot? its 7$ in New York City...


This post shredz so fucking hard, brah, I just got a nollie boner.


I thought it was a unicorn horn?

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby TTH » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:58 am

jarv1506 wrote:
Skyhook wrote:
smokyroom26 wrote:--ImageRemoved--

delicious.


Oh yes!


+1

Hell Yeah! Lagavulin is my favorite Islay Scotch, so peaty. Well done!


God I fucking hate Scotch drinkers.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby bjsesq » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:58 am

Rooney wrote:
bjsesq wrote:
apollo13 wrote:This is why I love lurking around @ TLS forum,
TSL users could totally argue about anything in any form with valid expression of words.
Whereas, skateboarding online forums have imbecile shits like "Yea, thatz rad dude" "Gave me a broner" "shred that hard bromang." In any case, God damn, 3$ for a Jameson Shot? its 7$ in New York City...


This post shredz so fucking hard, brah, I just got a nollie boner.


I thought it was a unicorn horn?


Look closer. Closer. Closer. BOOM. LAWYERED.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby geoduck » Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:26 am

paratactical wrote:
Rooney wrote:
geoduck wrote:
I'm a 25-year-old PBS employee with mild inherited alcoholism. You?


I love this you

+1 geoduck, you have won my heart in this thread.


Thanks all! I had a feeling that my love of the drink and desire to do it right would be appreciated in this field...

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby ak13 » Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:32 am

geoduck wrote:
paratactical wrote:
Rooney wrote:
geoduck wrote:
I'm a 25-year-old PBS employee with mild inherited alcoholism. You?


I love this you

+1 geoduck, you have won my heart in this thread.


Thanks all! I had a feeling that my love of the drink and desire to do it right would be appreciated in this field...


Absolutely. Alcoholism isn't a disease, it's a way of life. Much like being a guido, only slightly less douchey.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby paratactical » Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:47 am

ak13 wrote:Absolutely. Alcoholism isn't a disease, it's a way of life. Much like being a guido, only slightly less douchey.

Although I might need to take a week off after the Cup is done. My liver has been taking a severe beating.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby bjsesq » Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:48 am

paratactical wrote:
ak13 wrote:Absolutely. Alcoholism isn't a disease, it's a way of life. Much like being a guido, only slightly less douchey.

Although I might need to take a week off after the Cup is done. My liver has been taking a severe beating.


I'd like to give your cervix a severe beating.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby paratactical » Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:50 am

bjsesq wrote:
paratactical wrote:
ak13 wrote:Absolutely. Alcoholism isn't a disease, it's a way of life. Much like being a guido, only slightly less douchey.

Although I might need to take a week off after the Cup is done. My liver has been taking a severe beating.


I'd like to give your cervix a severe beating.

I'm already walking funny. We went to the strip club to celebrate and then on to the victory sex.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby bjsesq » Thu Jun 09, 2011 11:57 am

paratactical wrote:
bjsesq wrote:
paratactical wrote:
ak13 wrote:Absolutely. Alcoholism isn't a disease, it's a way of life. Much like being a guido, only slightly less douchey.

Although I might need to take a week off after the Cup is done. My liver has been taking a severe beating.


I'd like to give your cervix a severe beating.

I'm already walking funny. We went to the strip club to celebrate and then on to the victory sex.


<3

Hoooooooooooooooooooray

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby TTH » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:09 pm

paratactical wrote:
bjsesq wrote:
paratactical wrote:
ak13 wrote:Absolutely. Alcoholism isn't a disease, it's a way of life. Much like being a guido, only slightly less douchey.

Although I might need to take a week off after the Cup is done. My liver has been taking a severe beating.


I'd like to give your cervix a severe beating.

I'm already walking funny. We went to the strip club to celebrate and then on to the victory sex.


I feel like I know more about Para's sex life than I do my own.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby dresden doll » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:10 pm

bjsesq wrote:
paratactical wrote:
ak13 wrote:Absolutely. Alcoholism isn't a disease, it's a way of life. Much like being a guido, only slightly less douchey.

Although I might need to take a week off after the Cup is done. My liver has been taking a severe beating.


I'd like to give your cervix a severe beating.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby paratactical » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:10 pm

TTH wrote:I feel like I know more about Para's sex life than I do my own.

:lol: tbf, they have a two story tall pole at this place. It's pretty awesome.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby ak13 » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:23 pm

paratactical wrote:
ak13 wrote:Absolutely. Alcoholism isn't a disease, it's a way of life. Much like being a guido, only slightly less douchey.

Although I might need to take a week off after the Cup is done. My liver has been taking a severe beating.


I felt like last night's game was better than game 3, especially when Timmy starting whooping on Burrows in front of the net. GTFO.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby ak13 » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:24 pm

bjsesq wrote:
paratactical wrote:
ak13 wrote:Absolutely. Alcoholism isn't a disease, it's a way of life. Much like being a guido, only slightly less douchey.

Although I might need to take a week off after the Cup is done. My liver has been taking a severe beating.


I'd like to give your cervix a severe beating.


I feel a simple motorboat would suffice, even...

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby paratactical » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:47 pm

ak13 wrote:
paratactical wrote:
ak13 wrote:Absolutely. Alcoholism isn't a disease, it's a way of life. Much like being a guido, only slightly less douchey.

Although I might need to take a week off after the Cup is done. My liver has been taking a severe beating.


I felt like last night's game was better than game 3, especially when Timmy starting whooping on Burrows in front of the net. GTFO.

Me and my bar buddies have taken to shouting "GOBBLES" for Timmy, as both a South Park reference and a desire to see him bite the Canucks back.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby longhornlaw » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:56 pm

Image

It looks and tastes like NASCAR. You'll stop loathing law school, and start loathing yourself.

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Re: Hating Law School, how can I deal with it????

Postby ak13 » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:59 pm

paratactical wrote:
ak13 wrote:
paratactical wrote:
ak13 wrote:Absolutely. Alcoholism isn't a disease, it's a way of life. Much like being a guido, only slightly less douchey.

Although I might need to take a week off after the Cup is done. My liver has been taking a severe beating.


I felt like last night's game was better than game 3, especially when Timmy starting whooping on Burrows in front of the net. GTFO.

Me and my bar buddies have taken to shouting "GOBBLES" for Timmy, as both a South Park reference and a desire to see him bite the Canucks back.


Outstanding, I support it. I'm gonna have to trek down to beantown next year for several games, and that brewery tour (...to keep the thread on track)




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