1L Exam Prep and Motivation Thread

[Grizz]

i just had sex

Well, there goes your write on.

I dunno man. I think sex increases my performance. Less stress.

[mths]

i just had sex

Well, there goes your write on.

I thought you were the same person

[emorystud2010]

.

[mths]

i just had sex

Well, there goes your write on.

I thought you were the same person

Aka ur mind has now been blown

I can't even handle it

[BarbellDreams]

So here is what the fact pattern was for my civ pro essay portion of the exam. 2 P's sue 2D's, each D wants to implead 2 parties, all 4 of the impleaded parties have cross and counterclaims. One impleaded asshole decides he wants to certify a defense as a class action, 20 members from the class object as improper class action and then decide to sue the impleaded party for some other stuff. Meanwhile, one of the original Ps for some reason decides to join a third D and supplement some BS claims. There are about 3 summary judgments filed and need to be resolved, the pleading of the original case was REALLY screwed up, D's object to every single interogatory of discovery. After the case is resolved there are about 6 different suits filed by new parties that have not been brought up before that all want some sort of collateral estoppel and/or claim preclusion.

We had 60 mins to analyze all of this.NO ONE I spoke with finished this exam. The 2L's from this prof's class year all told me that no one in their class finished her exam. I literally was reading the fcat pattern and about 2/3rds of the way in I literally said "What the fuck is going on?" under my breath.

[Rurik]

So here is what the fact pattern was for my civ pro essay portion of the exam. 2 P's sue 2D's, each D wants to implead 2 parties, all 4 of the impleaded parties have cross and counterclaims. One impleaded asshole decides he wants to certify a defense as a class action, 20 members from the class object as improper class action and then decide to sue the impleaded party for some other stuff. Meanwhile, one of the original Ps for some reason decides to join a third D and supplement some BS claims. There are about 3 summary judgments filed and need to be resolved, the pleading of the original case was REALLY screwed up, D's object to every single interogatory of discovery. After the case is resolved there are about 6 different suits filed by new parties that have not been brought up before that all want some sort of collateral estoppel and/or claim preclusion.

We had 60 mins to analyze all of this.NO ONE I spoke with finished this exam. The 2L's from this prof's class year all told me that no one in their class finished her exam. I literally was reading the fcat pattern and about 2/3rds of the way in I literally said "What the fuck is going on?" under my breath.

The curve has to be ftw though

[snowpeach06]

Sure glad I can sit here petting my cat while talking to myself trying to memorize con law.

[Mickey Quicknumbers]

i just had sex

Well, there goes your write on.

I thought you were the same person

[emorystud2010]

.

[BarbellDreams]

So here is what the fact pattern was for my civ pro essay portion of the exam. 2 P's sue 2D's, each D wants to implead 2 parties, all 4 of the impleaded parties have cross and counterclaims. One impleaded asshole decides he wants to certify a defense as a class action, 20 members from the class object as improper class action and then decide to sue the impleaded party for some other stuff. Meanwhile, one of the original Ps for some reason decides to join a third D and supplement some BS claims. There are about 3 summary judgments filed and need to be resolved, the pleading of the original case was REALLY screwed up, D's object to every single interogatory of discovery. After the case is resolved there are about 6 different suits filed by new parties that have not been brought up before that all want some sort of collateral estoppel and/or claim preclusion.

We had 60 mins to analyze all of this.NO ONE I spoke with finished this exam. The 2L's from this prof's class year all told me that no one in their class finished her exam. I literally was reading the fcat pattern and about 2/3rds of the way in I literally said "What the fuck is going on?" under my breath.

The curve has to be ftw though

Idk, I wrote 2300 words in 60 minutes and needed to at least double that to cover everything properly. Felt good on the multiple choice and felt like I at least somewhat covered every issue in the essay which a lot of people said they basically gave up on. The curve is my only hope here.

[dakatz]

i just had sex

Did you cry the whole time?

Hell yeah i did. As Akon says "Doesn't matter. Still counts."

Btw (maybe this should be a thread), do ppl actually cry during/after sex?

Only if it involves ConLaw

[YourCaptain]

i just had sex

Did you cry the whole time?

Hell yeah i did. As Akon says "Doesn't matter. Still counts."

Btw (maybe this should be a thread), do ppl actually cry during/after sex?

Only if it involves ConLaw

Sex = Babies

Babies = Gerber baby food

Gerber baby food = Walmart

Walmart = trucks going nationwide!!!!



Congress can regulate it

[mbusch22]

Sex = Babies

Babies = Gerber baby food

Gerber baby food = Walmart

Walmart = trucks going nationwide!!!!



Congress can regulate it

I'm so happy I'm done with Con Law (part I, that is)

[keg411]

Sex = Babies

Babies = Gerber baby food

Gerber baby food = Walmart

Walmart = trucks going nationwide!!!!



Congress can regulate it

I'm so happy I'm done with Con Law (part I, that is)

You have to take more ConLawl .

[dakatz]

Sex = Babies

Babies = Gerber baby food

Gerber baby food = Walmart

Walmart = trucks going nationwide!!!!



Congress can regulate it

I'm so happy I'm done with Con Law (part I, that is)

You have to take more ConLawl .

Its like the ending moments of a horror movie, where everyone is joyously celebrating since they think the monster is dead. But at the last second, it jumps back to life, because we have to suffer through a sequel... Luckily for me, when the beast is slain, it will be gone for good.

[keg411]

If I can avoid it, I plan on never taking conlawl again. I even decided to take a UCC class instead of criminal procedure just to get away from it temporarily (though I know crim pro is really the "interesting" part of conlawl since it's mostly search and seizure stuff).

Although when I get my grades back and realize my corporate dream is dead, I'd probably be better off in CrimPro.

[Grizz]

If I can avoid it, I plan on never taking conlawl again. I even decided to take a UCC class instead of criminal procedure just to get away from it temporarily (though I know crim pro is really the "interesting" part of conlawl since it's mostly search and seizure stuff).

Although when I get my grades back and realize my corporate dream is dead, I'd probably be better off in CrimPro.

I did a crim pro type class and it was awesome. Looking forward to crim pro strangely enough even though I hate con law.

[traehekat]

If I can avoid it, I plan on never taking conlawl again. I even decided to take a UCC class instead of criminal procedure just to get away from it temporarily (though I know crim pro is really the "interesting" part of conlawl since it's mostly search and seizure stuff).

Although when I get my grades back and realize my corporate dream is dead, I'd probably be better off in CrimPro.

I did a crim pro type class and it was awesome. Looking forward to crim pro strangely enough even though I hate con law.

con law itself is pretty interesting, but not fun to be tested on. also taking crim pro next semester, def looking forward to it.

btw, ill call keg getting at LEAST an A- on the con law exam.

[Grizz]

If I can avoid it, I plan on never taking conlawl again. I even decided to take a UCC class instead of criminal procedure just to get away from it temporarily (though I know crim pro is really the "interesting" part of conlawl since it's mostly search and seizure stuff).

Although when I get my grades back and realize my corporate dream is dead, I'd probably be better off in CrimPro.

I did a crim pro type class and it was awesome. Looking forward to crim pro strangely enough even though I hate con law.

con law itself is pretty interesting, but not fun to be tested on. also taking crim pro next semester, def looking forward to it.

btw, ill call keg getting at LEAST an A- on the con law exam.

Yeah I support that too. Calling it.

[keg411]

You people suck .

[dakatz]

You people suck .

I'll one up you guys and guess A

[traehekat]

You people suck .

I'll one up you guys and guess A

hell, in less than 10 years i'll bet she is TEACHING that shit.

[keg411]

You people suck .

I'll one up you guys and guess A

hell, in less than 10 years i'll bet she is TEACHING that shit.

[jasonac21]

You people suck .

I'll one up you guys and guess A

hell, in less than 10 years i'll bet she is TEACHING that shit.

I can't believe originalism didn't make it on the test.

[dakatz]

You people suck .

I'll one up you guys and guess A

hell, in less than 10 years i'll bet she is TEACHING that shit.

Or a Supreme Court justice. Why teach that shit when you can MAKE that shit