What's Your Back-Up Plan? Forum

[AngryAvocado]

Starting a preschool for gifted toddlers.

[paratactical]

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[Xnegd]

Find a way to work for Goggle-Dublin and start a small vineyard and raise chickens on the side.

[sibley]

Find a way to work for Goggle-Dublin and start a small vineyard and raise chickens on the side.

someone I used to work with has chickens.

[Xnegd]

Find a way to work for Goggle-Dublin and start a small vineyard and raise chickens on the side.

someone I used to work with has chickens.

Is it as glorious as I imagine it to be?

[SwollenMonkey]

Find a way to work for Goggle-Dublin and start a small vineyard and raise chickens on the side.

someone I used to work with has chickens.

My neighbor has chickens.

I poke them with a broom every now and then. They can't fly for sh*t, but can jump, climb and glide pretty well. Also, their chicks are amazingly cute! Cuter than baby kittens or LOL-cats.

Is it glorious? If you like neighbors poking at your caged up cocks then I'd say invest in poultry and start a farm. Only then will you reach glory! Eventually, you could be a supplier to Foster Farms -- or just find creative ways to cook chicken. I like sucking on cooked chicken feet with hot sauce. Asian style!

My back-up plan is to finally get into porn. I would've been a male dancer had law school not started this year.

[Aggiegrad2011]

English Ph.D. ----> Do oral favors for a TT position at a highly ranked university in a coastal city/town.

I also took the GRE and scored well, and with my UG GPA + scholastic achievements (and language knowledge) I'd be fine.

But I really want to be a lawLyer.

[johnnyutah]

Paralegal.

Law firms scoff at people with JDs applying for paralegal positions. hth

Well, it's either that or back to the gas station, so here's hoping they give me a job after they finish scoffing.

Biglaw won't give you a job after scoffing. They'll just scoff. HTH.

If my shit ever got fucked up, I'd go back to raising cattle.

Small Law FTW.

[enigmaingr]

Buy a one-way ticket to France, join the French Foreign Legion and change my identity to Pierre Lefefe. No student loans, constant hooking up with French women, and all the alcohol I can drink when not drinking piss while on military exercises to French Guiana.

[Ford Prefect]

Crack whore.

Assistant crack whore

[ResolutePear]

Crack whore.

Assistant crack whore

Cock meat sandwich maker.

[Ford Prefect]

Crack whore.

Assistant crack whore

Cock meat sandwich maker artist.

fixed

[Burger in a can]

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[kevin261186]

Go back to my previous job as a caddy on the old course at st. andrews.

[evilxs]

Crack whore.

Assistant crack whore

Cock meat sandwich maker.

Accountant for said crack operation. The job the IRS knows about would be some part time 2 hour a week non profit gig so I could use the reduced student loan payback to have the mountain of shit written off after the 10 or 20 years or whatever it is. IBR FTW

[nematoad]

hipster