What's Your Back-Up Plan?

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AngryAvocado
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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby AngryAvocado » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:19 pm

Starting a preschool for gifted toddlers.

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby paratactical » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:24 pm

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby Xnegd » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:39 pm

Find a way to work for Goggle-Dublin and start a small vineyard and raise chickens on the side.

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby sibley » Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:00 pm

Xnegd wrote:Find a way to work for Goggle-Dublin and start a small vineyard and raise chickens on the side.


someone I used to work with has chickens.

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby Xnegd » Thu Aug 12, 2010 6:14 pm

sibley wrote:
Xnegd wrote:Find a way to work for Goggle-Dublin and start a small vineyard and raise chickens on the side.


someone I used to work with has chickens.


Is it as glorious as I imagine it to be?

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby SwollenMonkey » Thu Aug 12, 2010 9:40 pm

sibley wrote:
Xnegd wrote:Find a way to work for Goggle-Dublin and start a small vineyard and raise chickens on the side.


someone I used to work with has chickens.


My neighbor has chickens.

I poke them with a broom every now and then. They can't fly for sh*t, but can jump, climb and glide pretty well. Also, their chicks are amazingly cute! Cuter than baby kittens or LOL-cats.

Is it glorious? If you like neighbors poking at your caged up cocks then I'd say invest in poultry and start a farm. Only then will you reach glory! Eventually, you could be a supplier to Foster Farms -- or just find creative ways to cook chicken. I like sucking on cooked chicken feet with hot sauce. Asian style!

My back-up plan is to finally get into porn. I would've been a male dancer had law school not started this year.

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby Aggiegrad2011 » Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:57 pm

English Ph.D. ----> Do oral favors for a TT position at a highly ranked university in a coastal city/town.

I also took the GRE and scored well, and with my UG GPA + scholastic achievements (and language knowledge) I'd be fine.

But I really want to be a lawLyer. :)

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby johnnyutah » Tue Aug 17, 2010 2:28 pm

paratactical wrote:
johnnyutah wrote:
Holly Golightly wrote:
biggamejames wrote:Paralegal.

Law firms scoff at people with JDs applying for paralegal positions. hth

Well, it's either that or back to the gas station, so here's hoping they give me a job after they finish scoffing.


Biglaw won't give you a job after scoffing. They'll just scoff. HTH.

If my shit ever got fucked up, I'd go back to raising cattle.

Small Law FTW.

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby enigmaingr » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:11 pm

Buy a one-way ticket to France, join the French Foreign Legion and change my identity to Pierre Lefefe. No student loans, constant hooking up with French women, and all the alcohol I can drink when not drinking piss while on military exercises to French Guiana.

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:16 pm

chicagolaw2013 wrote:Crack whore.


Assistant crack whore

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby ResolutePear » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:18 pm

mdallavis wrote:
chicagolaw2013 wrote:Crack whore.


Assistant crack whore

Cock meat sandwich maker.

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Ford Prefect
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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby Ford Prefect » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:21 pm

ResolutePear wrote:
mdallavis wrote:
chicagolaw2013 wrote:Crack whore.


Assistant crack whore

Cock meat sandwich maker artist.


fixed

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby Burger in a can » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:28 pm

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby kevin261186 » Tue Aug 24, 2010 4:57 pm

Go back to my previous job as a caddy on the old course at st. andrews.

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby evilxs » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:24 pm

ResolutePear wrote:
mdallavis wrote:
chicagolaw2013 wrote:Crack whore.


Assistant crack whore

Cock meat sandwich maker.


Accountant for said crack operation. The job the IRS knows about would be some part time 2 hour a week non profit gig so I could use the reduced student loan payback to have the mountain of shit written off after the 10 or 20 years or whatever it is. IBR FTW

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Re: What's Your Back-Up Plan?

Postby nematoad » Tue Aug 24, 2010 7:28 pm

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