The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

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Re: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

Postby ScaredWorkedBored » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:27 am

List is missing "the Aspie" and "the psychopath." Although I guess those can be sub-species of the above 10 types.

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Postby doppelganger » Tue Jun 15, 2010 11:39 am

Ender Wiggins wrote:
vexion wrote:
Ender Wiggins wrote:Long article

Thanks for the copy/paste! I love your username... but I feel compelled to say that it's "Wiggin," not "Wiggins." /dickishness :D One of my favorite books ever.

Also, I really liked the line, "a thousand Learned Hands clapping a joyous symphony of jurisprudence."


Yeah, well, someone else took that name but apparently never used it...the extra "s" is for "still love Ender's Game".
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Postby cutiewiddlebebe » Tue Jun 15, 2010 7:22 pm

i don't get it :(

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Re: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

Postby nn223 » Tue Jun 15, 2010 8:33 pm

Kohinoor wrote:
8. THE DIVERSITY STUDENT

When she’s not busy posing for pictures for the law school’s website and viewbook, she’s enjoying the sweet life of a tuition-free education. How do you spell the name of that Native-American tribe again? Oh yeah, “f-u-l-l r-i-d-e.”

She doesn’t worry so much about preparing for class, taking exams, or career outlooks—and why should she? When her former classmates are sacrificing movie nights just so they can pay back the interest on their student loans, she’ll be relaxing in the comfy leather chair of her 45th-story downtown office. After all, you can only be a diversity student for three years until you’re a diversity hire.

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Re: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

Postby SwollenMonkey » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:43 pm

What happened to the "jock"?

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Postby slider » Wed Jun 16, 2010 4:53 pm

SwollenMonkey wrote:What happened to the "jock"?


What is the jock doing in law school? Trying to pick up girls?

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Postby cutiewiddlebebe » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:03 pm

slider wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:What happened to the "jock"?


What is the jock doing in law school? Trying to pick up girls?

Got lost on his way to the business school, no doubt.

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Postby Kohinoor » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:15 pm

slider wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:What happened to the "jock"?


What is the jock doing in law school? Trying to pick up girls?

Taking softball too seriously.

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Postby chicagolaw2013 » Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:29 pm

slider wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:What happened to the "jock"?


What is the jock doing in law school? Trying to pick up girls?


Probably poppin' his collar like he did at the frat house in UG.

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Postby SwollenMonkey » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:05 pm

slider wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:What happened to the "jock"?


What is the jock doing in law school? Trying to pick up girls?





Pretty much, lol. I saw a few hotties at SW that I'd like to f*ck silly!

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Postby slider » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:15 pm

SwollenMonkey wrote:
slider wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:What happened to the "jock"?


What is the jock doing in law school? Trying to pick up girls?



Pretty much, lol. I saw a few hotties at SW that I'd like to f*ck silly!


Are they like Michelle Rodriguez? Cuz, uh, you do know she's gay, right? :wink:

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Postby SwollenMonkey » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:39 pm

slider wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:
slider wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:What happened to the "jock"?


What is the jock doing in law school? Trying to pick up girls?



Pretty much, lol. I saw a few hotties at SW that I'd like to f*ck silly!


Are they like Michelle Rodriguez? Cuz, uh, you do know she's gay, right? :wink:


OMG! You looked at my profile, lol. The lust of my life is not gay, she's bisexual. The girls I managed to casually assess had her skin tone, so they are like Michelle Rodriguez in a way. So funny! Nothing wrong with a bisexual girlie! :lol:

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Re: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

Postby mikeytwoshoes » Thu Jun 17, 2010 4:49 pm

Ender Wiggins wrote:
7. EL DESPERATO

He’s in the library eight hours a day (ten on Saturdays and Sundays). He owns more Nutshells than Mr. Peanut. He has every professor’s open office hours scheduled into his BlackBerry. Yet, for the life of him, he can’t seem to pull even a C- on an exam. The reality is that he was never cut out for law school. Be it Nature or Nurture, he was designed for a different job.

The good news: He will realize this.

The bad news: At the point he does, he’ll owe $100 grand and will have lost most, if not all, of his hair.

m311

That's all I'm sayin'.

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Re: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

Postby esq » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:02 pm

THE 'BRUNETTE' BOMBSHELL WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE:

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Alexis Young Esq., Baylor Law Alumni
Bachelor Contestant Season 10

ps. Was also the cover girl for the Baylor Law viewbook a couple years back. :D

http://www.baylor.edu/lariat/news.php?action=story&story=39476

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Postby A'nold » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:28 pm

Paichka wrote:Bummer. I was totally hoping to spot myself, and no dice. Ahvell.


:cry: :cry: Me too. I wanted to be pigeon-holed.

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Postby A'nold » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:34 pm

Kohinoor wrote:
slider wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:What happened to the "jock"?


What is the jock doing in law school? Trying to pick up girls?

Taking softball too seriously.


Only a nerd would say this.....nerd.

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Re: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

Postby Always Credited » Mon Jul 19, 2010 11:39 pm

A'nold wrote:
Kohinoor wrote:
slider wrote:
SwollenMonkey wrote:What happened to the "jock"?


What is the jock doing in law school? Trying to pick up girls?

Taking softball too seriously.


Only a nerd would say this.....nerd.


Indeed. Don't be scared of the jock's innate broness. Just 'cause he shows up to class smelling like he just left the gym, because he just left the gym, doesn't mean he isn't any less serious about his law career. Girls? Psh. Girls are a distraction from one's bros.

Bros before hoes.

Scared to get iced in class? Get outta my section. Goodle chat? What the fuck is a google, a new Swedish bench variation? Whatever.

I am this guy.

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Re: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

Postby northwood » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:00 am

wheres the diaper dandy( the ass kisser). He/ she is the one who takes up all of the office hours trying to sweet talk to professor into giving her/ him an A.Not only do they have the middle seat inteh front row, they have the professors office hours memorized, their office number on speed dial, and can recite off the top of their head where the professor went to school, and what year theri diploma was printed. Instead of studying, their busy babysitting the professors kids, cleaning their office/ house, and doing allmost anything to get an A. Hated by most in her class, despised by all students in academia in general, you can easily spot them on campus either holding the professors books, or trying to hold their hand.

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Re: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

Postby northwood » Tue Jul 20, 2010 12:01 am

when they go out, on the few nites.. they are blackout drunk at 9pm, and are the constant prey of jocks, and other dominant personalities on campus

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Postby king3780 » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:54 am

northwood wrote:wheres the diaper dandy( the ass kisser). He/ she is the one who takes up all of the office hours trying to sweet talk to professor into giving her/ him an A.Not only do they have the middle seat inteh front row, they have the professors office hours memorized, their office number on speed dial, and can recite off the top of their head where the professor went to school, and what year theri diploma was printed. Instead of studying, their busy babysitting the professors kids, cleaning their office/ house, and doing allmost anything to get an A. Hated by most in her class, despised by all students in academia in general, you can easily spot them on campus either holding the professors books, or trying to hold their hand.


You must be a 0L. Kissing up to profs does you no good in LS b/c exams are graded blindly. Might help in LRW I suppose, but that's about it.

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Re: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

Postby mpasi » Tue Jul 20, 2010 3:59 am

Gotta love the racist implications in #8.

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Re: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

Postby declsatkiller » Tue Jul 20, 2010 4:47 am

Tautology wrote:
romothesavior wrote:
sluguy14 wrote:Clearly this list is bogus. It's completely unreasonable to think that everyone fits squarely into one of these ten stereotypes. Obviously the author is a total loser with too much time on his hands.


I don't think the author ever said everyone fits into one of these groups. He is just saying these stereotypes are common and you'll likely run into people like this.


I'm guessing sluguy was being sarcastic.



Trying to be number two? if so, good work.. that's funny.

if not, well, you found you on the list...or i did for you

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Postby PDaddy » Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:42 am

The posters in this thread appear to assume that one cannot fit into two or more of these archetypes. There are silent killers who just happen to be ethnic minorities, altruists who are so altruistic that they become desparados (who, btw, will do the ripping of the pages for the person who asked earlier), and so on.

I met a black bourgeoisie (southern-male) whose lineage of attorneys stretched back to the early 1900's and throughout his family...far and wide. White people, wait until you meet a "Clifton Downey Johnson IV", whose family has money longer than train smoke, and he thinks he's better than every other MF on campus because of it. Oh, and he's black! They're rare, but they're out there! And we all know how animal rights activists can be, so its not a stretch that a do-gooder with a plan, who also struggles academically, might spend every waking hour in the library but also loan out bad outlines, rip pages out of books or otherwise try to derail classmates.

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Postby PDaddy » Tue Jul 20, 2010 5:45 am

esq wrote:THE 'BRUNETTE' BOMBSHELL WITH SOMETHING TO PROVE:

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Alexis Young Esq., Baylor Law Alumni
Bachelor Contestant Season 10

ps. Was also the cover girl for the Baylor Law viewbook a couple years back. :D

http://www.baylor.edu/lariat/news.php?action=story&story=39476



She's ok. Her hair makes her.

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Re: The Ten Students You Meet in Law School--0Ls take note!

Postby OperaSoprano » Tue Jul 20, 2010 7:28 am

It's silly to assert that there are not attractive people of both sexes in law school. They're more common than 0Ls might think. (My friends have advised me that any involvement with law student boys = fail, but I am not into learning lessons, either the easy way or the hard way.)

Will once again sing the praises of #4 types. Everyone I have ever met who even partially matches this description is awesome.




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