How to Get Disbarred in 2 Steps

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mikeytwoshoes
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How to Get Disbarred in 2 Steps

Postby mikeytwoshoes » Sat May 15, 2010 3:55 pm

(1) Post ad for legal assistant/concubine, and (2) actually expect to find a legal assistant/concubine.

http://www.jdsupra.com/post/documentVie ... c13e7f0ba7
“Loop law firm looking to hire am [sic] energetic woman for their open secretary/legal assistant position. Duties will include general secretarial work, some paralegal work and additional duties for two lawyers in the firm. No experience required, training will be provided. Generous annual salary and benefits will be provided, including medical, dental, life, disability, 401(k) etc. If interested, please send current resume and a few pictures along with a description of your physical features, including measurements. We look forward to meeting you.”

Let there be no mistake as to what “additional duties” would be required. When Debbi (without an “e”) responded to the ad, the lawyer e-mailed her, stating that:

“As this is posted in the ‘adult gigs’ section, in addition to the legal work, you would be required to have sexual interaction with me and my partner, sometimes together sometimes separate. This part of the job would require sexy dressing and flirtatious interaction with me and my partner, as well as sexual interaction. You will have to be comfortable doing this with us.”

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Re: How to Get Disbarred in 2 Steps

Postby Mr. Matlock » Sat May 15, 2010 4:02 pm

I find it disheartening that 2 upstanding gentlemen could possibly be facing disbarment proceedings for this. If trying to ease the unemployment burden in their respective city is a crime, freedom is a crime!! Fight the injustice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: How to Get Disbarred in 2 Steps

Postby mikeytwoshoes » Sat May 15, 2010 4:02 pm

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Re: How to Get Disbarred in 2 Steps

Postby quishiclocus » Sat May 15, 2010 4:07 pm

Somebody's seen Secretary too many times.

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Re: How to Get Disbarred in 2 Steps

Postby TTH » Sun May 16, 2010 11:06 am

quishiclocus wrote:Somebody's seen Secretary too many times.


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Hold on...are you say this isn't what being an attorney is like? :shock:

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Re: How to Get Disbarred in 2 Steps

Postby ggocat » Sun May 16, 2010 12:39 pm

quishiclocus wrote:Somebody's seen Secretary too many times.

What was Maggie Gyllenhaal thinking when she agreed to do this movie?

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Re: How to Get Disbarred in 2 Steps

Postby jarofsoup » Sun May 16, 2010 12:58 pm

Call a witness a slut and use her being under the oath to try to prove it....thats one step.

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Re: How to Get Disbarred in 2 Steps

Postby mikeytwoshoes » Sun May 16, 2010 1:39 pm

jarofsoup wrote:Call a witness a slut and use her being under the oath to try to prove it....thats one step.

That's two steps. !) Call her a slut; and 2) try to prove it.

If you want one step, you could just murder the judge in the court room.

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Re: How to Get Disbarred in 2 Steps

Postby jarofsoup » Sun May 16, 2010 8:10 pm

mikeytwoshoes wrote:
jarofsoup wrote:Call a witness a slut and use her being under the oath to try to prove it....thats one step.

That's two steps. !) Call her a slut; and 2) try to prove it.

If you want one step, you could just murder the judge in the court room.




This is how the preacher form the Westboro Baptist Church that protests the funeral of troops got disbarred.




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