Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby MattThiessen » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:19 am

YankeesFan wrote:Don't forget, Biglaw is defined by the job responsibilities of its associates too. Any job where you have to kill newborn puppies, steal candy from children, push the elderly and destroy the environment are all considered to be biglaw jobs.

TITCR. And you can't forget about the Crushable Bunnies Requirements. Associates must kill a minimum of 1600 baby bunnies a year.

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby YankeesFan » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:24 am

I heard at Skadden they say its 1600 but you'll never make partner if you don't crush at least 1850. Apparently the general rule of thumb is one bunny per billable hour.

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby boom_cs » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:29 am

YankeesFan wrote:I heard at Skadden they say its 1600 but you'll never make partner if you don't crush at least 1850. Apparently the general rule of thumb is one bunny per billable hour.


Well we better start off the year with some nice Bunny BBQs then...

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby gogamecocks » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:36 am

YankeesFan wrote:Don't forget, Biglaw is defined by the job responsibilities of its associates too. Any job where you have to kill newborn puppies, steal candy from children, push the elderly and destroy the environment are all considered to be biglaw jobs.


This on top of a high salary?

Where do I sign up

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby Stonewall » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:38 am

gogamecocks wrote:
YankeesFan wrote:Don't forget, Biglaw is defined by the job responsibilities of its associates too. Any job where you have to kill newborn puppies, steal candy from children, push the elderly and destroy the environment are all considered to be biglaw jobs.


This on top of a high salary?

Where do I sign up


we missed the boat, they stopped taking applications last month. now we just have to wait in limbo until our 2L OCI i guess

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby YankeesFan » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:39 am

I heard that all you need to do is spin around three times, repeat the words "I have no soul" and Lucifer himself will appear with a Biglaw contract and your signing bonus, money which was recently stolen out of the poor boxes at local churches.

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby AfroThunder1212 » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:51 am

I heard you can only get BigLaw without a JD if you're an absolutely horrid actor who likes to ride fast buses and time-travel while saying "dude". In this case the devil himself will appear and recruit you in the form of Al Pacino. Likely side-effects: your SO will have nightmares about yet unborn babies playing with their innards.

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby Stonewall » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:56 am

AfroThunder1212 wrote:I heard you can only get BigLaw without a JD if you're an absolutely horrid actor who likes to ride fast buses and time-travel while saying "dude". In this case the devil himself will appear and recruit you in the form of Al Pacino. Likely side-effects: your SO will have nightmares about yet unborn babies playing with their innards.


don't forget the ever classic, ridiculously horrid line: "I know kung fu" as well.

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby MattThiessen » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:57 am

Stonewall wrote:don't forget the ever classic, ridiculously horrid line: "I know kung fu" as well.

For the last time Mr. Reeves, NO YOU DO NOT!

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby AfroThunder1212 » Fri Apr 15, 2011 10:59 am

Stonewall wrote:
AfroThunder1212 wrote:I heard you can only get BigLaw without a JD if you're an absolutely horrid actor who likes to ride fast buses and time-travel while saying "dude". In this case the devil himself will appear and recruit you in the form of Al Pacino. Likely side-effects: your SO will have nightmares about yet unborn babies playing with their innards.


don't forget the ever classic, ridiculously horrid line: "I know kung fu" as well.


Kung Fu is actually how he completed his Crushable Bunnies quota so quickly. That and he was able to trick small children into bringing him their personal pets by showing them Hardball...poor G-Baby

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby orioles88 » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:06 am

How much is the deposit at WF?

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby YankeesFan » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:07 am

300

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby AfroThunder1212 » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:13 am

orioles88 wrote:How much is the deposit at WF?


Why would you derail the thread with such an irrelevant question? :D

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby gogamecocks » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:14 am

AfroThunder1212 wrote:
Stonewall wrote:
AfroThunder1212 wrote:I heard you can only get BigLaw without a JD if you're an absolutely horrid actor who likes to ride fast buses and time-travel while saying "dude". In this case the devil himself will appear and recruit you in the form of Al Pacino. Likely side-effects: your SO will have nightmares about yet unborn babies playing with their innards.


don't forget the ever classic, ridiculously horrid line: "I know kung fu" as well.


Kung Fu is actually how he completed his Crushable Bunnies quota so quickly. That and he was able to trick small children into bringing him their personal pets by showing them Hardball...poor G-Baby


G-Baby!!!

The "Lil Saint" of baseball.

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby YankeesFan » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:15 am

Don't worry AfroThunder I will get the thread back on track:

Who else has senioritis/ semi-freaking out because your afraid Wake will take back your acceptance?

Begin discussion now

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby AfroThunder1212 » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:20 am

YankeesFan wrote:Don't worry AfroThunder I will get the thread back on track:

Who else has senioritis/ semi-freaking out because your afraid Wake will take back your acceptance?

Begin discussion now


Neither of the above, but I'm definitely sitting here wasting away the last day before spring break on TLS while my students play Risk and Monopoly. It's very much like Senioritis.

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby jetergrl2ss » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:48 am

jdemmitt wrote:Woah, for some reason my email didnt send me my notice that there were any updates to this thread today. Odd. I am sure you all missed me.


Guess Smith/Shaver did not come out today. I really just hope a TLSer gets it, so I know the winner deserves it.


Yankeesfan, would you really leave Jeterfangirl(or whatever the name is) as the only yankee fan here?


Edit: gof, how goes the roommate search? I saw that you posted on the FB page. Any luck?

Also, was it Gamecock's pic or mine that swayed you? How can you resist a bearded man? Rawr.

Yankeesfan, I'm very excited you're not leaving me!!! Yankee Solidarity! <3

YankeesFan wrote:Don't worry AfroThunder I will get the thread back on track:

Who else has senioritis/ semi-freaking out because your afraid Wake will take back your acceptance?

Begin discussion now


I have suuuch bad senioritis. I thought it would be a good idea to sign up for a poli sci senior honors thesis and it is KILLING me (aka the guilt of not writing is weighing heavy!)

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby jdemmitt » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:54 am

Lucky you guys and your senioritis. I just have, time killing. Such is the life of a SAHD. BTW, who knew Blues Clues was so awesome? I am using that show to get my mind ready for the big thinking of law school. Do professors put blue paw prints on texts?

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby YankeesFan » Fri Apr 15, 2011 11:55 am

Of course they do. Thats a silly question :p

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby MattThiessen » Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:00 pm

"You just figured out Blues Clues, now you made law review!"

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby jdemmitt » Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:04 pm

MattThiessen wrote:"You just figured out Blues Clues, now you made law review!"



+1 for funny.


BTW, who hasn't joined the FB group yet? I have FR from some of you, but not everyone.

Also, who has read Planet Law School? I know Steelydan has. Anyone else? I am only 1/3 of the way through. And I am not sure I am loving it.

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby boom_cs » Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:09 pm

jdemmitt wrote:
MattThiessen wrote:"You just figured out Blues Clues, now you made law review!"



+1 for funny.


BTW, who hasn't joined the FB group yet? I have FR from some of you, but not everyone.

Also, who has read Planet Law School? I know Steelydan has. Anyone else? I am only 1/3 of the way through. And I am not sure I am loving it.


I joined FB group and i just started PLS also. PLS is not what I expected after reading other introduction to LS books but it is interesting.

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby MattThiessen » Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:11 pm

I haven't joined the FB group yet (just because i'm not 100% set on Wake yet) and I haven't read PLS either.

I guess i'm just a slacker.

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby jdemmitt » Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:13 pm

MattThiessen wrote:I haven't joined the FB group yet (just because i'm not 100% set on Wake yet) and I haven't read PLS either.

I guess i'm just a slacker.


The damning part, is you not joining fb group. You still thinking of iub or where? I hope getting to maybe is better.

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Re: Wake Forest University School of Law 2014

Postby jetergrl2ss » Fri Apr 15, 2011 12:13 pm

jdemmitt wrote:Lucky you guys and your senioritis. I just have, time killing. Such is the life of a SAHD. BTW, who knew Blues Clues was so awesome? I am using that show to get my mind ready for the big thinking of law school. Do professors put blue paw prints on texts?

Just friended you :D




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