Which V100 Firms Have the Biggest Wangs?

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Which V100 Firms Have the Biggest Wangs?

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Mar 03, 2018 12:16 pm

Trying to taylor some apps. Don’t recommend any firms below 8” mean.

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Re: Which V100 Firms Have the Biggest Wangs?

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Mar 03, 2018 1:16 pm

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Re: Which V100 Firms Have the Biggest Wangs?

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Mar 03, 2018 2:28 pm

Sidley = ~4.5-5” + chronic prostatitis. Confirmed.

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Re: Which V100 Firms Have the Biggest Wangs?

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Mar 03, 2018 5:58 pm

Have heard on good authority that Kevin's like 6'3"

https://www.debevoise.com/kevinwang

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Re: Which V100 Firms Have the Biggest Wangs?

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Mar 03, 2018 6:36 pm

From personal experience at the Harvard Club of NYC steam room and showers, although my experience is limited to mostly older, partner gentlemen:

Shearman & Sterling
Kirkland & Ellis
White & Case

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Re: Which V100 Firms Have the Biggest Wangs?

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Mar 03, 2018 8:42 pm

Kirkland has a new lateral partner from my firm that I've heard from all the junior female assoiates is average.

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Re: Which V100 Firms Have the Biggest Wangs?

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:23 pm

Anonymous User wrote:Kirkland has a new lateral partner from my firm that I've heard from all the junior female assoiates is average.


This is ridiculous, everyone knows that KE has MARKET SHATTERING WANGS.

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Re: Which V100 Firms Have the Biggest Wangs?

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Mar 03, 2018 9:57 pm

This is all unhelpful though...we really should be talking about profits per inch of wang.



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