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Being a Lawyer and Mainlining Heroin

Postby njkga » Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:19 am

Hello TLSers,

I am a 3L and on the verge of beginning my legal career in private practice at a law firm upon graduation. I also mainline heroin on a regular basis, but only late in the evening when I have no responsibilities to tend to. It helps me calm down and go to sleep at a reasonable hour... like, immediately, usually. Anyway, I have a silly question: how is heroin generally looked upon in the legal field/private practice? It is my understanding that there is a real problem with weed abuse in the legal field, but I have yet to hear of lawyers who mainline heroin. I am probably a little paranoid, I know, but I am just curious to hear about the personal experiences of others.

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Re: Being a Lawyer and Mainlining Heroin

Postby Nebby » Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:30 am


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Re: Being a Lawyer and Mainlining Heroin

Postby A. Nony Mouse » Thu Oct 12, 2017 8:49 am

Nah. If you want to make fun of the big law and ganja thread post there under your actual username.

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