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Re: How to liquor

Postby Nebby » Thu May 25, 2017 3:35 pm

kellyfrost wrote:Spray Febreze on your chair.

:lol:

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A. Nony Mouse

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Re: How to liquor

Postby A. Nony Mouse » Thu May 25, 2017 3:38 pm

ballouttacontrol wrote:idk about you guys but I pretty rarely talk to someone other than my friends in person in my own office. my friends wouldn't give a shit and half have had a few beers at lunch or on their desk in the afternoon, and for supervisors it's almost always on the phone or a meeting in their office so just pop in a piece of gum before you go

OP is the middle of an open cube office though.

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Re: How to liquor

Postby dbalkaran » Thu May 25, 2017 4:19 pm

Don't hide it at all. Drink openly while making direct eye contact with the narc to establish dominance.

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Re: How to liquor

Postby ballouttacontrol » Thu May 25, 2017 4:22 pm

A. Nony Mouse wrote:
ballouttacontrol wrote:idk about you guys but I pretty rarely talk to someone other than my friends in person in my own office. my friends wouldn't give a shit and half have had a few beers at lunch or on their desk in the afternoon, and for supervisors it's almost always on the phone or a meeting in their office so just pop in a piece of gum before you go

OP is the middle of an open cube office though.


i don't see how that changes anything unless OP is a secretary or something that deals with a lot of people in the course of the day. breath doesn't carry very far

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Re: How to liquor

Postby deadpanic » Thu May 25, 2017 4:28 pm

Just get some Palcohol and take bumps in the bathroom: http://www.palcohol.com/f.a.q..html

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Re: How to liquor

Postby A. Nony Mouse » Thu May 25, 2017 4:33 pm

ballouttacontrol wrote:
A. Nony Mouse wrote:
ballouttacontrol wrote:idk about you guys but I pretty rarely talk to someone other than my friends in person in my own office. my friends wouldn't give a shit and half have had a few beers at lunch or on their desk in the afternoon, and for supervisors it's almost always on the phone or a meeting in their office so just pop in a piece of gum before you go

OP is the middle of an open cube office though.


i don't see how that changes anything unless OP is a secretary or something that deals with a lot of people in the course of the day. breath doesn't carry very far

I'm thinking of the cup of booze in your cubicle more than your breath.

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Re: How to liquor

Postby jbagelboy » Fri May 26, 2017 1:33 am

Cubicle would be unfortunate. Vodka cranberry or vodka sugar-free red bull in the thermos is the eay to go. I keep bourbon in my desk in my office but I can at least close the door to be alone.



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