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Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 12:58 am

Whatcha got?

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Nebby » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:00 am

What did you drink?

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

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Anonymous User wrote:Whatcha got?


what's your practice area? which city? are you happy with your job and where you are headed?

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:02 am

White collar SEC And FCPA, plus internal investigations. Love the work. Hate the firm.

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:03 am

In SFO

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Nebby » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:04 am

Favorite shoe brand?

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby lisavj » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:04 am

Nebby wrote:What did you drink?

Ménage a trios silk. I'm classy.

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:04 am

Anonymous User wrote:White collar SEC And FCPA, plus internal investigations. Love the work. Hate the firm.


actually sounds fun... what's your day-to-day like? what do your partners do?

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:05 am

How do I not get no-offered?

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Postby lisavj » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:06 am

Nebby wrote:Favorite shoe brand?



Locally madeZ. Duh. SFO

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby lisavj » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:08 am

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Anonymous User wrote:White collar SEC And FCPA, plus internal investigations. Love the work. Hate the firm.


actually sounds fun... what's your day-to-day like? what do your partners do?

Dammit I suck at anonymous. Mostly awesome. I figure out who did the badbad and gets fired after looking at their emails. Often it is not my clients.
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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby lisavj » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:09 am

Anonymous User wrote:How do I not get no-offered?

Depends on firm. Here, drop your pants and play bringing in the noise bringing in the funk on your butt cheeks. Because I'm too dum to figure out anonymous pm for firm.

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:10 am

lisavj wrote:
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Anonymous User wrote:White collar SEC And FCPA, plus internal investigations. Love the work. Hate the firm.


actually sounds fun... what's your day-to-day like? what do your partners do?

Dammit I suck at anonymous. Mostly awesome. I figue out who did the badbad and gets fired after looking at their emails. Often it is not my clients.


so alot of memos?

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Nebby » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:11 am

How often do you ear pizza?

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

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Anonymous User wrote:Whatcha got?


netflix?

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:11 am

A lot of interviews. And yes, memos that follow the interviews.

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:13 am

Pizza: rarely. I missed group
Pizza today because conference call.

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:13 am

Pizza: rarely. I missed group
Pizza today because conference call.

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:13 am

Pizza: rarely. I missed group
Pizza today because conference call.

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby note7wins » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:14 am

sleep on back or side?

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:15 am

Netflix: law and order svu. Bones. And I will try to not post this three times.

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 1:16 am

Side. Who sleeps back?? Eejits.

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:40 am

In white collar/FCPA, do you see yourself or others advancing in career absent a clerkship that leads to a stint at DOJ, SEC, or AUSA?

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Thu Jan 19, 2017 11:54 am

Anonymous User wrote:In white collar/FCPA, do you see yourself or others advancing in career absent a clerkship that leads to a stint at DOJ, SEC, or AUSA?


That's a fabulous question. Not sure I know the answer.

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Re: Drunk third year associate in big law answering questions

Postby Anonymous User » Sat Oct 14, 2017 7:49 pm

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Anonymous User wrote:In white collar/FCPA, do you see yourself or others advancing in career absent a clerkship that leads to a stint at DOJ, SEC, or AUSA?


That's a fabulous question. Not sure I know the answer.


Bumping this! And just to add ,are there any other exit opportunities other than government, such as in house work?



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