bad idea to watch porn on my work laptop? Forum

[Anonymous User]

My gf accidentally smashed my personal computer one night when we were wasted so now I basically only have this laptop my firm gave me and my phone which is also the firm's.

I'm also pretty cool with the office's IT guy and I know he would just lol but can they even see what u browse if ur on your own network at home and in incognito mode in chrome?

[Anonymous User]

I doubt it

Ur prolly fine

[Dcc617]

I'd at least stick to vanilla mainstream porn. No weird fetish shit.

I'd also not watch porn on my company stuff.

[bearsfan23]

Sounds like a question to ask HR

[haus]

I work in InfoSec for a gov agency, laptops have software installed that records the URLs that are visited.

As a matter of course we are not going out of our way to look for this activity, but there is a reasonable chance it will be observed (as many of the sites overlap with sites/servers that are suspected security risk). From time to time labor and employee relations will go on a hunt for specific users activities, these scenarios do not seem to work out well for people.

[Anonymous User]

Sounds like a question to ask HR

Yep. Best to ask them in an email for maximum effect.

[Bluem_11]

I'd bring it up in a partner meeting just to be safe

[jingosaur]

If you use Bing video search, your browsing history will make it look like you just use Bing a lot.

[RaceJudicata]

If you use Bing video search, your browsing history will make it look like you just use Bing a lot.

Which is more of a red flag than watching porn on the work computer, IMO

[mvp99]

Yea just the fact the you used bing would be a red flag

[LaLiLuLeLo]

If you use Bing video search, your browsing history will make it look like you just use Bing a lot.

Wouldn't the bing URL still say, in part, one-legged-ginger-dwarf-pees-on-attorney-while-calling-him-troglodyte

[haus]

If you use Bing video search, your browsing history will make it look like you just use Bing a lot.

Wouldn't the bing URL still say, in part, one-legged-ginger-dwarf-pees-on-attorney-while-calling-him-troglodyte

Generally, yes.

But with Bing, this, or worse is assumed anyway.

ETA: unless the 'safe search' toggle in engaged, then we think you are just confused.

[Danger Zone]

Just use your phone man

[dixiecupdrinking]

All your firms tracking logs reset on Jan 1 so this is really the best time imo.

[haus]

All your firms tracking logs reset on Jan 1 so this is really the best time imo.

???

Oh, your just messing with him, that's funny.

[Anonymous User]

Just use your phone man

man that screen is so small

I mean like wtf mayne. It feels dumb to buy a laptop literally for the sole purpose of watching porn. Bcuz I already do literally everything else on my firms laptop

smfh

[jd20132013]

Have u heard about these things called tablets

[Johann]

It's fine. Not even a bad idea in the office.

[Anonymous User]

Sounds like a question to ask HR

Yep. Best to ask them in an email for maximum effect.

I highly recommend investing in VR goggles for the office so nobody can see your screen.

[El Pollito]

doesn't she owe you a laptop?

i think it's fine if you're not on the firm network, but lol what if it's not

[Anonymous User]

doesn't she owe you a laptop?

i think it's fine if you're not on the firm network, but lol what if it's not

ikr!!

[Anonymous User]

go buy a used iPad or something

[landshoes]

you can get a tablet for like $50

[kellyfrost]

xvideos.com

[Mr. Fancy]

I think you're fine as long as it's rather vanilla type stuff