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bern victim
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
maybe she'll invite you to the firm sadie hawkins dance
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Dcc617
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
bern victim wrote:maybe she'll invite you to the firm Sophie B. hawkins dance
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kaysta
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
yeah thats the strategy credited by social autists, anyhowbern victim wrote:maybe she'll invite you to the firm sadie hawkins dance
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kaysta
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
OP take charge here. dont ask her out for drinks, bring drink to her, so she cant escapeAnonymous User wrote:OP here, update:
Office wars officially over, she thought the managing partner was me and sprinted away from him...embarrassed herself pretty bad
next step: get a drink with her
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Anonymous User
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
If she turns down the drinks you can simply eliminate her. Find out what her vice is, and plan a gruesome murder on that. Is she overcharging seamless in a gluttonous fashion? Force fee her egg rolls till she pops. Padding her hours? Surgically replace her intestines with feathers so to turn her into a pillow. Management will assume there's a serial killer in HR knocking off support staff according to the firm's list of seven deadly sins you were warned about at orientation, and you'll be in the clear.
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pinkiepie
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Re: Office wars with one of the paralegals
That escalated quickly.Anonymous User wrote:If she turns down the drinks you can simply eliminate her. Find out what her vice is, and plan a gruesome murder on that. Is she overcharging seamless in a gluttonous fashion? Force fee her egg rolls till she pops. Padding her hours? Surgically replace her intestines with feathers so to turn her into a pillow. Management will assume there's a serial killer in HR knocking off support staff according to the firm's list of seven deadly sins you were warned about at orientation, and you'll be in the clear.
